How I might die

[TimV]

Was it a Canadian hardware store?:-}:-}:-}

[Trotsky]

I know for a fact I can't die until we win the national championship.  It's a sort of cut rate Highlander deal.

[Trotsky]

But it's good to know how it will happen: [Q]After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.
[/Q]

[ugarte]

[quote Trotsky]I know for a fact I can't die until we win the national championship.  It's a sort of cut rate Highlander deal.[/quote]I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you were alive for the last Cornell championship. You should have been paying more attention when The Oracle was talking. Stay out of the butcher shop. Or at least just take the price you are quoted.

[Pace]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up

Well now....

[Trotsky]

[quote Pace]As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up

Well now....[/quote]

Stay away from Beeeej.

I'm just saying.

edit: I always forget how many e's

[Trotsky]

[quote ugarte][quote Trotsky]I know for a fact I can't die until we win the national championship.  It's a sort of cut rate Highlander deal.[/quote]I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you were alive for the last Cornell championship.[/quote]
So, the "wooden wall" was Brian Cropper?

[Killer]

I die peacefully in my sleep:

You are the victim of a home robbery and are shot in the head several times at point blank range while you're asleep

OK, maybe not so peacefully.

[cth95]

What's the difference as long as you don't feel it?  Not to conducive for an open-casket funeral, however.  :-P

[ebilmes]

Since no one's posted this one, yet:

You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.

Guess I'll try to stay in the Northeast....

[DeltaOne81]

[quote ebilmes]Since no one's posted this one, yet:

You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.

Guess I'll try to stay in the Northeast....[/quote]

Well, you *are* going to the North Country for school next year, right?

[Beeeej]

[quote Trotsky][quote Pace]As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up

Well now....[/quote]

Stay away from Beeeej.

I'm just saying.

edit: I always forget how many e's[/quote]

Another friend of mine also once forgot how many e's.

Once.

Beeeej

[ugarte]

[quote Beeeej][quote Trotsky][quote Pace]As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up

Well now....[/quote]

Stay away from Beeeej.

I'm just saying.

edit: I always forget how many e's[/quote]

Another friend of mine also once forgot how many e's.

Once.

Beeeej[/quote]
Fargin' icehole. (and jerk.)

[DisplacedCornellian]

My unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat me to death with a toilet seat.  Meh.  Sounds about right.