Opponent and other news and results 2025-2026

[stereax]

Did y'all hear that Gavin McKenna is being accused of felony assault???

reads a lot like a bar fight and not a lot of randos are going to win that fight with gavin mckenna

Sounds about right. Supposedly the guy he clocked was calling McKenna's mother a "bitch"/"whore".

[Give My Regards]

"Well, what if somebody calls my momma a whore?"

"Is she?"

[chimpfood]

Eh, more people need to get punched in the face these days. I'm just impressed the guy can break a jaw at a generous 6 foot 170.

[ursusminor]

RPI has received commitments from two additional players, Jordan Gavin and Caleb Hadland, both teammates of previously posted recruit Grayson Burzynski at Brandon (WHL). All 13 recruits listed by Chris Heisenberg, not all for 2026, have family names in the first half of the alphabet. Wise recruiting.

[Trotsky]

"Well, what if somebody calls my momma a whore?"

"Is she?"

"Nobody wins a fight."

[Dafatone]

Eh, more people need to get punched in the face these days. I'm just impressed the guy can break a jaw at a generous 6 foot 170.

I'm kinda torn between being anti-violence generally/thinking fighting shouldn't be in hockey and, well, agreeing that more people need to get punched in the face these days.

[Trotsky]

Eh, more people need to get punched in the face these days. I'm just impressed the guy can break a jaw at a generous 6 foot 170.

I'm kinda torn between being anti-violence generally/thinking fighting shouldn't be in hockey and, well, agreeing that more people need to get punched in the face these days.

The problem with non-violence is other people.

[stereax]

Eh, more people need to get punched in the face these days. I'm just impressed the guy can break a jaw at a generous 6 foot 170.

I'm kinda torn between being anti-violence generally/thinking fighting shouldn't be in hockey and, well, agreeing that more people need to get punched in the face these days.

The problem with non-violence is other people.

Amen. Legally, what a dumbass. Morally - if the story is true that the other guy was running his mouth about McKenna's mother... good for him for sticking up for her.

[ugarte]

Did y'all hear that Gavin McKenna is being accused of felony assault???

(This article retweeted by McNally.)

felony charges dropped but not all charges

[stereax]

Did y'all hear that Gavin McKenna is being accused of felony assault???

(This article retweeted by McNally.)

felony charges dropped but not all charges

Yep.

Upon further review of video evidence, prosecutors believe that McKenna "did not act with the intent to cause serious bodily harm nor did he recklessly act with extreme indifference to the value of human life."

Thus, officials say they will be withdrawing the aggravated assault charge against McKenna.

As per a friend from PA, cops notoriously overcharge with agg assault there and relatively few of those stick.

McKenna is still being charged with the misdemeanors, though, so still a fun thing to follow.

[Trotsky]

Legally, what a dumbass. Morally - if the story is true that the other guy was running his mouth about McKenna's mother... good for him for sticking up for her.

No.  Stop that.  You are young.  You little non-neck monsters are supposed to be past all that.

Beating somebody up for insulting your mother is just the act of a moron who:

(A) has watched too much TV
(B) is not confident in his masculinity
(C) has compelling questions about his mother's erotic versatility

If a drunk frat boy says he fucked my mom, I'm not going to punch him.  I'm going to buy him a beer.  Bitch is 100.  That cannot have been an easy ride.

[Trotsky]

If he punched him with his fist, I do not see how it could ever had been aggravated assault.  Isn't that when you break a bottle or use a chair leg?

Unless because he's a hockey player they're saying his fists are weapons, like a boxer, which... nah.

A nun, though.  Holy shit.  They don't need rulers, trust me.

[stereax]

If he punched him with his fist, I do not see how it could ever had been aggravated assault.  Isn't that when you break a bottle or use a chair leg?

Unless because he's a hockey player they're saying his fists are weapons, like a boxer, which... nah.

A nun, though.  Holy shit.  They don't need rulers, trust me.

Again... aggravated assault is defined in PA as:

"act[ing] with the intent to cause serious bodily harm [or] recklessly act[ing] with extreme indifference to the value of human life."

Nowhere does it say you need to use any weapon.

[Trotsky]

If he punched him with his fist, I do not see how it could ever had been aggravated assault.  Isn't that when you break a bottle or use a chair leg?

Unless because he's a hockey player they're saying his fists are weapons, like a boxer, which... nah.

A nun, though.  Holy shit.  They don't need rulers, trust me.

Again... aggravated assault is defined in PA as:

"act[ing] with the intent to cause serious bodily harm [or] recklessly act[ing] with extreme indifference to the value of human life."

Nowhere does it say you need to use any weapon.

Sorry I missed it if you said this before.

When the fuck do you ever punch somebody without intent to cause serious bodily harm?

Is it just really awkward flirting?

[stereax]

If he punched him with his fist, I do not see how it could ever had been aggravated assault.  Isn't that when you break a bottle or use a chair leg?

Unless because he's a hockey player they're saying his fists are weapons, like a boxer, which... nah.

A nun, though.  Holy shit.  They don't need rulers, trust me.

Again... aggravated assault is defined in PA as:

"act[ing] with the intent to cause serious bodily harm [or] recklessly act[ing] with extreme indifference to the value of human life."

Nowhere does it say you need to use any weapon.

Sorry I missed it if you said this before.

When the fuck do you ever punch somebody without intent to cause serious bodily harm?

Is it just really awkward flirting?

I think it's the difference between "intent to hurt you a bit, leave a bruise" and "intent to leave you in a heap on the floor convulsing"...