Caption Contest #7

CowbellGuy · March 26, 2007, 03:10:05 PM

Haven't done one of these in a while. This just screamed for one. Hopefully USCHO and Melissa Wade won't be too miffed if I borrow the photo for entertainment purposes.

ftyuv · March 26, 2007, 03:42:01 PM

Raise your hand if you just won a game in front of a bunch of empty seats!

ugarte · March 26, 2007, 03:51:25 PM

"Two players salute the "crowd" while a third plays the world's smallest violin for BU."

It's not the size of the stick, it's how you use it.

redice · March 26, 2007, 03:59:33 PM

Stickless!! Stickless!! Stickless!! Stickless!!

jkahn · March 26, 2007, 04:06:28 PM

As a result of Title IX budget cuts, two Boston College goaltenders have been sharing a stick this season.

Dpperk29 · March 26, 2007, 04:07:46 PM

"Can I get a viagra?" exclaims the BC backup sieve after his team wins.

Jeff Hopkins '82 · March 26, 2007, 04:52:34 PM

"I spent all my money on these really hot pads, so I couldn't afford a stick."

Trotsky · March 26, 2007, 05:12:52 PM

BC engineers celebrate their fifth straight trip to the NCAAs.

Beeeej · March 26, 2007, 06:25:02 PM

"...so then Fuzzy Zoeller says, 'Even God can't hit a one-iron!!'"

RatushnyFan · March 26, 2007, 08:32:54 PM

Are your gonads small and are you happy about it? YES!

trainbow · March 26, 2007, 09:25:57 PM

"One of these things is not like the others."
[apologies to Big Bird]

"Raise your hands, raise your hands if you're Sure."

billhoward · March 26, 2007, 10:03:49 PM

"The Emperor's New Stick. It really is there. It really is invisible to forwards."

"Coach, let's get this over with quick. I drank too much water on the bench in the third. Maybe I can skate off now?"

>>> Haven't done one of these in a while. This just screamed for one. Hopefully USCHO and Melissa Wade won't be too miffed if I borrow the photo for entertainment purposes.

You're protected more or less by fair comment rules. Plus worse happens on You Tube. Just don't take a picture belonging to Viacom.

oceanst41 · March 26, 2007, 10:13:22 PM

we're just a couple lighters short, but...

"Freebird!" ::rock::

Drew · March 26, 2007, 10:21:39 PM

"When Corey sees how Trimspa worked on my chest and legs, he will subscribe, too."

billhoward · March 26, 2007, 10:31:59 PM

So far, a tie for the lead between your "Free Bird" (one word? two? doesn't matter 'cuz you're stoned?) and Beeeej's "...so then Fuzzy Zoeller says, 'Even God can't hit a one-iron!!'"