Caption Contest #7

[Drew]

[quote Beeeej]"...so then Fuzzy Zoeller says, 'Even God can't hit a one-iron!!'"[/quote]

It was Lee Trevino, not Fuzzy Zoeller.

[Oat]

BC Hockey is a joke.

[billhoward]

[quote Oat]BC Hockey is a joke.[/quote]

Right now the jokers are laughing more than Big Red fans.

[sah67]

"Tired of the Easter Bunny at the mall?  This Easter, pose for your relatives  as Cory Schneider's backup sieve, bunny ears optional.  Only for $24.95 for a set of three 8x10s.  Goalie stick not provided."

[billhoward]

"Hello? Any BC fan left? I brought an extra token for the T."

[KenP]

I thought we were supposed to throw the stick into the stands, not just raise it up!

[ftyuv]

[quote billhoward]"Hello? Any BC fan left? I brought an extra token for the T."[/quote]The T is finally modernized and uses a combination of magnet-strip throwaways and RFID cards.

[billhoward]

[quote ftyuv][quote billhoward]"Hello? Any BC fan left? I brought an extra token for the T."[/quote]The T is finally modernized and uses a combination of magnet-strip throwaways and RFID cards.[/quote]

Hey, allow a bit of poetic leeway. Some jokes don't modernize. Like, "You expect me to believe we get all the way to this secluded spot overlooking the city lights ... and now your right out of bio-ethanol?" See the earlier discussion of whether it was Fuzzy Zoeller or Lee Trevino and the can't-hit-a-one-iron line. Or maybe Jack Nicklaus.

[ftyuv]

[quote billhoward][quote ftyuv][quote billhoward]"Hello? Any BC fan left? I brought an extra token for the T."[/quote]The T is finally modernized and uses a combination of magnet-strip throwaways and RFID cards.[/quote]

Hey, allow a bit of poetic leeway. Some jokes don't modernize. Like, "You expect me to believe we get all the way to this secluded spot overlooking the city lights ... and now your right out of bio-ethanol?" See the earlier discussion of whether it was Fuzzy Zoeller or Lee Trevino and the can't-hit-a-one-iron line. Or maybe Jack Nicklaus.[/quote]  Haha, touche.  Sorry about my post, I got distracted by work (to be fair, I guess it should have been the other way around ) and forgot to include the appropriate emoticon.  I wasn't trying to rudely correct you, I was trying to piggyback off your post to simultaneously celebrate our new machines and belittle the city for taking so long to get with it.

[RichH]

"OK, ladies!!  Let's strrrrreeeetch it out!  To the left, and right, left, and right...and reach!  For a less advanced workout, try this without your stick and gloves, like Joe here."

[billhoward]

Looks as if we're all celebrating the one really useful thread started since our early exit in the playoffs. This is way better than beating on Rich S for his team not representing the ECAC as well as we'd hoped, or the trashing of the Cornell team. I think we're all getting itchy for October to roll around.

[Rich S]

If you're so irked that the ECAC wasn't better represented, perhaps you should be beating on Schafer.

[billhoward]

Beat up on Schafer for being the best coach Cornell has had since Richard Nixon bugged the Oval Office? Not me.

I believe in reversion to norm (and have used that term a bit too often recently). For both Cornell hockey and hoops, this was the odd year, although Cornell hoops chauvinists are trying to convince us otherwise.

Rich, your team done good up until you made the NCAAs and probably watched films of Harvard for NCAA playoff tips. Is it just coinidennce that "Veritas" and "One and Done" have the same syncopation? I think not. Enjoy the ECAC banner and let's see what next year brings.

[French Rage]

[quote billhoward]Rich, your team done good up until you made the NCAAs and probably watched films of Harvard for NCAA playoff tips.
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Come on now, that's not fair.  They could easily have been watching film of their own team's NCAA performance in the 90s.

[jtwcornell91]

[quote Rich S]If you're so irked that the ECAC wasn't better represented, perhaps you should be beating on Schafer.[/quote]

Have you not read IMM's threads?