HARVARD SUCKS

[Towerroad]

[clear]
Photographed near Palo Alto by a friend, Nathan Papadopulos. Next stop, Cambridge.

Clearly a delivery of suckiness. I believe that it is delivered by barge in Cambridge. They are planning a pipeline to increase the volume.

[Chris '03]

Bentley is sending 16 buses to Harvard's opener tonight tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/Harvard_Hockey/status/261523305767501827

[BMac]

Man, I'm really having a hard time deciding whether to watch the CC game on redcast or to get my jersey on and go cheer for Bentley in person.

[Rita]

Man, I'm really having a hard time deciding whether to watch the CC game on redcast or to get my jersey on and go cheer for Bentley in person.

With today's technology, toys and gizmos, can't you do both? :-P

(asks one of the few people who still uses a "not-so-smart" phone).

[jtn27]

I love how they're bragging about a sell-out caused by the vising fans.

[Josh '99]

I love how they're bragging about a sell-out caused by the vising fans.

Are they bragging?  I read it as "oh shit, there are going to be a lot of Bentley fans here, if any of the Harvard hockey Twitter account's six followers sees this in time, please come to the game so we don't look bad!"

[ugarte]

It has not been confirmed that Harvard could fill 16 fan buses for the trip to Harvard.

[hockeychick470]

I just checked the sucks ticketing page and there are limited seats available... very limited... mostly pairs but I was able to grab 4 together

[BMac]

THANK YOU!

2 more tickets to my pile. Still a lot of friends to get tickets for... but every one counts!

[Towerroad]

It has not been confirmed that Harvard could fill 16 fan buses for the trip to Harvard.

It has not been confirmed that Sucks has 16 fans.

[Trotsky]

It has not been confirmed that Harvard could fill 16 fan buses for the trip to Harvard.

It has not been confirmed that Sucks has 16 fans.

4 fans and 12 servants.

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

It has not been confirmed that Harvard could fill 16 fan buses for the trip to Harvard.

It has not been confirmed that Sucks has 16 fans.

4 fans and 12 servants.

Who wave the fans and peel grapes for the students.

[Towerroad]

It has not been confirmed that Harvard could fill 16 fan buses for the trip to Harvard.

It has not been confirmed that Sucks has 16 fans.

4 fans and 12 servants.

Who wave the fans and peel grapes for the students.

Clearly then we may conclude that 4 actual Sucks students attend the game each with 4 servants. Some of those servants may in fact be TA's filling out their tests for them.

[marty]

It has not been confirmed that Harvard could fill 16 fan buses for the trip to Harvard.

It has not been confirmed that Sucks has 16 fans.

4 fans and 12 servants.

Who wave the fans and peel grapes for the students.

Clearly then we may conclude that 4 actual Sucks students attend the game each with 4 servants. Some of those servants may in fact be TA's filling out their tests for them.

Ok so which is it?  16 fans or 20?

[Towerroad]

It has not been confirmed that Harvard could fill 16 fan buses for the trip to Harvard.

It has not been confirmed that Sucks has 16 fans.

4 fans and 12 servants.

Who wave the fans and peel grapes for the students.

Clearly then we may conclude that 4 actual Sucks students attend the game each with 4 servants. Some of those servants may in fact be TA's filling out their tests for them.

Ok so which is it?  16 fans or 20?

I was assuming that there were 4 servants fanning 4 Harvard supporters who where also attended by 4 other servants peeling the grapes and taking the tests. However, the entire exercise fails based on the assumption that Harvard actually has 4 supporters. Clearly that is absurd.