Cornell football 2023

[Trotsky]

17-7 at the half.

We took a fair catch at the 4 on the kick off and it came out to the 25.  The fuck is that?

[scoop85]

Being that this is Cornell football, after looking totally inept all half, Lehigh moves down the field without any seeming resistance and scores to make it 17-7. They get the ball to start the 2nd half. We had every opportunity to put more points on the board, which may come back to bite us.

[Trotsky]

We can kick.  17-0.  1stD 11-0.  TOP: 22-7.  Total Yards: 261-20.

Kicking off out of bounds.  How do you miss a 50+ yards wide field?

The Lehigh KR tried his very best to pin them on the 2.

[scoop85]

17-7 at the half.

We took a fair catch at the 4 on the kick off and it came out to the 25.  The fuck is that?

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Yeah, Kiser's our best weapon. I'm guessing he was told to do that, with is par for the course with our coaching decisions.

[Trotsky]

No, what I mean is since when does a fair catch at the 4 come out to the 25?

Also, that Contraception ad is great.  I can't believe we finally learned how to do messaging after 40 years of utter incompetence.

[scoop85]

No, what I mean is since when does a fair catch at the 4 come out to the 25?

Also, that Contraception ad is great.  I can't believe we finally learned how to do messaging after 40 years of utter incompetence.

The fair catch on the KO has been a thing for a few years

[Weder]

No, what I mean is since when does a fair catch at the 4 come out to the 25?

Also, that Contraception ad is great.  I can't believe we finally learned how to do messaging after 40 years of utter incompetence.

The fair catch rule has been in place for a while in college, and the NFL just adopted it this year. A fair catch anywhere inside the 25 on a kickoff is a touchback.

[Al DeFlorio]

4th and inches, so give it to the back who starts eight yards away from the first down mark.  Play-caller is a moron.  Reverting to form this half.

[Al DeFlorio]

Can't do dick inside the 10.

[arugula]

Straight qb sneak from a yard and a half out similarly dumb. Must have some counter action   Can't simply dive ahead.

[Al DeFlorio]

What happened to first quarter passing game?

Lehigh's strength is run defense.

[Al DeFlorio]

Another OB kickoff.  WTF?

[Scersk '97]

The Cornell "prevent" defense has not been preventing much all day. That was the problem at the end of the first half too.

[arugula]

Really tried to lose that.  Lehigh is dreadful.  Going to New Haven next week. Not expecting much but the pizza will be good.

[RichH]

Wang after 12 minutes: 6/7, 156 yards, 2 TD.

Who are these guys?

Am I going to have to search for a "They are who we THOUGHT they were" GIF?