Colgate's Band

[Rico]

Alright,

I was part of the grand Beirut team, and I have to say that we were pretty good sports about it, what with that freaky freshman of yours going all "OOOOOOH SHIZZIT! HERE COMES COLGATE!!! FUCK YOU CORNELLL!!!!" then "sssh.. hey calm it down.. its colgates turn to throw." That was pretty funny. What wasnt funny was when that other guy whipped out his testicle.

Not as funny as when Jill spilled/poured a beer on the crotch of our conductor. That was great on many levels. Our guys are really hurting for fresh meat, so naturally they jumped on the coldest fish they could find

Marty, Kurt says he is dis-owning you. I bought beer with you, man.

[Rico]

Hacked? Please.. you have a traitor amongst you. I think it was that sketchy percussionist..

[Ethan \'06]

Jill you beat me to it, posting the fight song, oh well I put it up anyway in case any of those future waiters and hotel workers of America need to see it twice. And by the way, I've hated Cornell since I can remember. It wasn't my safety school; I never thought it worthy of my consideration.  Three words to Cornell, KISS MY BRASS!

[Ana]

Josh,

The problem with Swanee River, as I see it, is not so much the song itself but the things that the rest of the band yells during it (even for sporting events, it goes a bit far) plus the whole agreeing to not play it, then playing it anyway thing.

As to your second point, did anyone suggest Colgate's fight song as 'calming'?  Hmm?  Yeah.

When will you people learn that you cannot refute me or the rest of the band just by calling us stupid?  Don't try to argue against us until you have an actual point, please.

Sorry, I'm getting more hostile b/c I'm more tired.

Ana

[JNB]

Rico, dude, you were one of the cool Cornell bandies.  I'll drink with you anytime, man.  You beat us fair and square in Beirut, but next time, we'll be ready for you

Marty's going to post in a minute.  He's my roommate, and he says he doesn't want to miss out on this

[Ana]

Rico,

Sketchy percussionist?  As in, John?  As in, the person you're replying to?

Just wanted to make sure.

Ana

[Jeff]

I find it amusing that the "sketchy percussionist" you mention is the same person that was convinced you hacked into our system.

(Sorry John!)

[JNB]

Since when is John sketchy?  I thought only Kevin and I were sketchy?

Why are there more Colgate bandies on this site than Cornell bandies?  Don't you guys have a T3?

[Ana]

Jesse,

I didn't say it! Rico said it!  I was quoting!  Who is Rico, anyway?

Umm...we're here b/c we actually have enthusiasm?  Who can fathom the actions of Cornell bandies?

Ana

[Josh '99]

I'm sorry, please, tell me where I called you stupid.  I'm merely pointing out that your objection to Swanee (and the things that the band and crowd yell) on the grounds that they're rude, given the situation in which they're played/yelled, doesn't make a whole lot of sense.  It's not like we're doing it in your library.  It's not like we literally want you to die.  I'm sorry if it offends you, but...  well, no, actually, I'm not.  It's not that offensive, or shouldn't be at any rate, and it's not inappropriate for a hockey game.  I know I've heard Colgate students use far worse language than that at Starr.

[sketchy percussionist]

ok ok i dropped the ball on the hacking thing. i didnt care enough to read the first post i guess. ok....
    seriously who the hell do u think u are calling me sketchy? You goddamned geek, you wouldnt know the first thing about 'sketchy'. heres sketchy: a guy with no life who has the balls to pick on some one he not only doesnt know, but someone who could outdo him in any area or anything (of course who couldnt do better?). except for being a geeky piece of ithaca trash. now theres something youd win in. so you enjoy being a geek, and me and the rest of my colgate friends will suffer the pressures of being normal and having normal love lives. that is all

[Jill]

a.) dude, don't refer to me as meat.  This is the 21st century.
b.) My bad about the beer on the crotch.  Some of our girls tell me sheep are more Cornell's style
c.) you are mistaking my cold fishiness with my general dislike of Cornell, don't confuse the two.

Rico wrote:

Not as funny as when Jill spilled/poured a beer on the crotch of our conductor. That was great on many levels. Our guys are really hurting for fresh meat, so naturally they jumped on the coldest fish they could find

[JNB]

Josh Herman '99 wrote:

I know I've heard Colgate students use far worse language than that at Starr.

Damn straight.  See you Thursday.

So, does this mean the rivalry is back?  Because it seems to me that we're going at it pretty well.

[Jill]

For the record, I think Rico is cool :-D   That's not even sarcastic, I swear.

[Josh '99]

JNB wrote:

So, does this mean the rivalry is back?  Because it seems to me that we're going at it pretty well.

Nah, this is pretty much all just arguing ABOUT said "rivalry".  We still don't hate you.  Sorry, Cyn.  :-P

(You ARE making me laugh, though.  I suppose you'll be offended by that too.  :-D)