OK Fine

[Trotsky]

Gender reveals are fucking stupid, and people who do gender reveals are the worst.

But.

This is the least toxic one I have seen.

https://twitter.com/CornellMHockey/status/1715164316628918539?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

[billhoward]

At least Lynah didn't disappear in flames. Nobody got third-degree burns.

[ugarte]

Does anyone know who Megan and Casey are? I see that Megan replied to the tweet but that didn't give me any relevant info.

[Trotsky]

Does anyone know who Megan and Casey are? I see that Megan replied to the tweet but that didn't give me any relevant info.

Casey Jones and his wife? I assumed.

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

Does anyone know who Megan and Casey are? I see that Megan replied to the tweet but that didn't give me any relevant info.

Casey Jones and his wife? I assumed.

According to an old Cornell web page his wife's name was Kimberlee.

[Trotsky]

Does anyone know who Megan and Casey are? I see that Megan replied to the tweet but that didn't give me any relevant info.

Casey Jones and his wife? I assumed.

According to an old Cornell web page his wife's name was Kimberlee.

I saw that.  Yet there is a Baby crowdsource site for a baby born on 10/14 to Casey and Megan Jones.  Casey has also cleverly disguised himself as 32-year old Bruce Springsteen.

To be fair, Megan is hot.  If that's her immediately post-baby, she's insanely hot.

So either the team was blowing the whistle on Casey's secret family to sabotage Clarkson or it's a different Casey and Megan October baby.

Note: in researching this story, I have discovered a truly astounding number of Casey-Megan couples, only a few of whom are lesbians.  Those names seem predestined to couple.

[upprdeck]

Casey is 55? you think he is starting a second set of kids when the older ones are like 20

[Trotsky]

Casey is 55? you think he is starting a second set of kids when the older ones are like 20

I mean...


(It's his personality)

[ugarte]

Does anyone know who Megan and Casey are? I see that Megan replied to the tweet but that didn't give me any relevant info.

Casey Jones and his wife? I assumed.

According to an old Cornell web page his wife's name was Kimberlee.

I saw that.  Yet there is a Baby crowdsource site for a baby born on 10/14 to Casey and Megan Jones.  Casey has also cleverly disguised himself as 32-year old Bruce Springsteen.

ok well it took me a minute to figure out you were kidding about it being the old coach casey jones but what the hell is *this* casey jones' connection to the program?

[RichH]

Does anyone know who Megan and Casey are? I see that Megan replied to the tweet but that didn't give me any relevant info.

Casey Jones and his wife? I assumed.

According to an old Cornell web page his wife's name was Kimberlee.

I saw that.  Yet there is a Baby crowdsource site for a baby born on 10/14 to Casey and Megan Jones.  Casey has also cleverly disguised himself as 32-year old Bruce Springsteen.

To be fair, Megan is hot.  If that's her immediately post-baby, she's insanely hot.

So either the team was blowing the whistle on Casey's secret family to sabotage Clarkson or it's a different Casey and Megan October baby.

Note: in researching this story, I have discovered a truly astounding number of Casey-Megan couples, only a few of whom are lesbians.  Those names seem predestined to couple.

Aren't gender reveal disasters done long before the birth? When the couple announces to friends & family as soon as they know? (Probably so gifts can be selected for baby showers and all that). This isn't a birth announcement, I don't think.

[Trotsky]

Does anyone know who Megan and Casey are? I see that Megan replied to the tweet but that didn't give me any relevant info.

Casey Jones and his wife? I assumed.

According to an old Cornell web page his wife's name was Kimberlee.

I saw that.  Yet there is a Baby crowdsource site for a baby born on 10/14 to Casey and Megan Jones.  Casey has also cleverly disguised himself as 32-year old Bruce Springsteen.

To be fair, Megan is hot.  If that's her immediately post-baby, she's insanely hot.

So either the team was blowing the whistle on Casey's secret family to sabotage Clarkson or it's a different Casey and Megan October baby.

Note: in researching this story, I have discovered a truly astounding number of Casey-Megan couples, only a few of whom are lesbians.  Those names seem predestined to couple.

Aren't gender reveal disasters done long before the birth? When the couple announces to friends & family as soon as they know? (Probably so gifts can be selected for baby showers and all that). This isn't a birth announcement, I don't think.

Ideally, gender reveals should be done by the person themselves.

Before that, it's Schrodinger's sex.  The wave function collapses when you turn 18.

[French Rage]

I'm oddly proud at the amount of work done in this thread to determine who the mystery parents are.