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#1
Hockey / Re: 2026 ECAC Permutations
February 22, 2026, 11:22:48 PM
And now the Leo Tolstoy version:

Going into the final week of league play, here's a breakdown of where each
team in the ECAC could finish.  For each ECAC team, I've listed the
following:

THIS WEEK:  The team's games this week, its last two of the season.
ON THEIR OWN:  The highest the team could finish with no help from the
     competition.  Generally, this involves a sweep in regulation.
BEST CASE:  The highest the team could finish if everything goes right.
WORST CASE:  The lowest the team could finish if everything goes wrong.
     This generally involves getting swept while teams nearby in the
     standings win.
TIEBREAKERS:  How the team would fare if they finished the season tied with
     some other team which is currently close (i.e. within 6 points) in the
     standings.  Note that there may be cases in which Team A "could win or
     lose" the tiebreaker against Team B, depending on whether there are
     more than just those two teams tied.  For instance, Quinnipiac would win
     the tiebreaker against Dartmouth based on either head-to-head points or
     league wins; however, in a three-way tie involving those two and
     Cornell, Quinnipiac would actually be seeded lower than Dartmouth.  If a
     listed tiebreaker result depends on more than just those two teams being
     tied, it is marked with an asterisk:

          Quinnipiac could win or lose* against Dartmouth

For two or more teams tied in the standings, the ECAC tiebreakers are:

1.   Comparison of points in head-to-head games (non-conference meetings,
     such as in tournaments, do not count).
2.   League wins in regulation and overtime (shootout results do not apply).
3.   Comparison of points against top four teams.
4.   Comparison of points against top eight teams.
5.   Goal differential head-to-head.
6.   Goal differential against top four teams.
7.   Goal differential against top eight teams.

Note that if the tie is among three or more teams, the tiebreaking steps are
used in order until a team, or multiple teams, is/are separated from the
"pack".  Once that happens, the process starts all over to break the
remaining ties.  For example, when the above steps are applied to a four-way
tie, once one team is separated out leaving a three-way tie, the procedure
goes back to the first step with the three remaining tied teams.

Without further ado, here's how the final week looks:


Quinnipiac:
     THIS WEEK:  At Dartmouth, at Harvard.
     ON THEIR OWN:  Clinches first with one point against Dartmouth.
     BEST CASE:  First.
     WORST CASE:  Drops to second with two regulation losses if Dartmouth
     also gets at least two points against Princeton.
     TIEBREAKERS:  Beats Cornell; could win or lose* against Dartmouth.

Dartmouth:
     THIS WEEK:  Quinnipiac, Princeton.
     ON THEIR OWN:  Finishes second with four points on the weekend.
     BEST CASE:  Would take first with a sweep in regulation if Quinnipiac
     gets no more than one point against Harvard.
     WORST CASE:  Falls to third with a pair of losses in regulation if
     Cornell gets at least three points.
     TIEBREAKERS:  Beats Cornell; could win* or lose against Quinnipiac.

Cornell:
     THIS WEEK:  St. Lawrence, Clarkson.
     ON THEIR OWN:  One point will give the Big Red third place.
     BEST CASE:  Climbs up to second with two regulation wins if Dartmouth
     gets no more than three points.
     WORST CASE:  Would finish fourth if they are swept in regulation and
     Princeton wins in regulation twice.
     TIEBREAKERS:  Loses to Quinnipiac, Dartmouth, and Princeton.

Princeton:
     THIS WEEK:  At Harvard, at Dartmouth.
     ON THEIR OWN:  Locks up fourth with a win over Harvard.
     BEST CASE:  Finishes third with a regulation sweep if Cornell does not
     get any points.
     WORST CASE:  Ends up sixth with two regulation losses if Harvard gets a
     point against Quinnipiac and Union gets at least five points.
     TIEBREAKERS:  Beats Cornell; could win or lose against Harvard and
     Union.

Harvard:
     THIS WEEK:  Princeton, Quinnipiac.
     ON THEIR OWN:  Would clinch fifth with two regulation wins.
     BEST CASE:  Rises to fourth with a regulation sweep if Princeton does
     not beat Dartmouth in regulation.
     WORST CASE:  Drops to seventh with a pair of regulation losses if Union
     gets at least two points and Colgate wins twice in regulation.
     TIEBREAKERS:  Beats Colgate and Clarkson; could win or lose against
     Princeton and Union.

Union:
     THIS WEEK:  At Yale, at Brown.
     ON THEIR OWN:  Takes sixth with two points on the weekend.
     BEST CASE:  Clinches fourth with two regulation wins if Harvard beats
     Princeton in regulation and neither Harvard nor Princeton gets more than
     one point in their other game.
     WORST CASE:  Finishes seventh if they get swept in regulation and
     (there's probably a better way to say this) whoever gets two or more
     points in the Colgate-Clarkson game wins their other game in regulation.
     TIEBREAKERS:  Beats Colgate; loses to Clarkson; could win or lose
     against Princeton and Harvard.

Colgate:
     THIS WEEK:  Clarkson, St. Lawrence.
     ON THEIR OWN:  Would finish seventh by beating Clarkson in regulation.
     BEST CASE:  Gets fifth with a regulation sweep if Harvard loses twice in
     regulation and Union gets no more than one point.
     WORST CASE:  Falls to eighth if they lose to Clarkson in regulation and
     Clarkson gets at least one point against Cornell.
     TIEBREAKERS:  Beats Yale; loses to Harvard, Union, and Clarkson.

Clarkson:
     THIS WEEK:  At Colgate, at Cornell.
     ON THEIR OWN:  Wraps up seventh by beating Colgate in regulation and
     getting at least one point against Cornell.
     BEST CASE:  Would finish sixth if they win twice in regulation and Union
     gets no more than one point.
     WORST CASE:  Finishes tenth if they get swept in regulation and St.
     Lawrence and Rensselaer both win a pair in regulation.
     TIEBREAKERS:  Beats Union, Colgate, and Yale; loses to Harvard, St.
     Lawrence, and Rensselaer.

Yale:
     THIS WEEK:  Union, Rensselaer.
     ON THEIR OWN:  Five points will give Yale ninth place.
     BEST CASE:  Takes eighth with a regulation sweep if Clarkson loses twice
     in regulation.
     WORST CASE:  Would fall to twelfth if they lose two regulation games,
     St. Lawrence gets at least two points, and Brown gets at least five
     points.
     TIEBREAKERS:  Beats Rensselaer and Brown; loses to Colgate and Clarkson;
     could win or lose against St. Lawrence.

St. Lawrence:
     THIS WEEK:  At Cornell, at Colgate.
     ON THEIR OWN:  Finishes tenth with five points on the weekend.
     BEST CASE:  Would get eighth with a regulation sweep if Clarkson loses
     twice in regulation and Yale gets no more than four points.
     WORST CASE:  Ends up twelfth if they lose twice in regulation,
     Rensselaer gets at least one point, and Brown gets at least four points.
     TIEBREAKERS:  Beats Clarkson, Rensselaer, and Brown; could win or lose
     against Yale.

Rensselaer:
     THIS WEEK:  At Brown, at Yale.
     ON THEIR OWN:  A pair of regulation wins gives the Engineers tenth
     place.
     BEST CASE:  Climbs to eighth with a regulation sweep if Clarkson gets
     two regulation losses and St. Lawrence does not win twice in regulation.
     WORST CASE:  Slides to twelfth with a pair of regulation losses if Brown
     gets at least one point against Union.
     TIEBREAKERS:  Beats Clarkson; loses to Yale and St. Lawrence; could win
     or lose against Brown.

Brown:
     THIS WEEK:  Rensselaer, Union.
     ON THEIR OWN:  Can do no better than twelfth without help.
     BEST CASE:  Would finish ninth with two regulation wins if Yale loses to
     Union in regulation and gets exactly one point against Rensselaer, and
     St. Lawrence gets no more than two points
     WORST CASE:  Twelfth.
     TIEBREAKERS:  Loses to Yale and St. Lawrence; could win or lose against
     Rensselaer.

#2
Hockey / 2026 ECAC Permutations
February 22, 2026, 11:18:57 PM
CliffsNotes version first: (if you don't know what CliffsNotes is, google it and buzz the hell off)


Possible ECAC tournament seedings (the number in parentheses is the best
seed the team can get with no help):

Quinnipiac     1-2    (1)
Dartmouth      1-3    (2)
Cornell        2-4    (3)
Princeton      3-6    (4)
Harvard        4-7    (5)
Union          4-7    (6)
Colgate        5-8    (7)
Clarkson       6-10   (7)
Yale           8-12   (9)
St. Lawrence   8-12   (10)
Rensselaer     8-12   (10)
Brown          9-12   (12)
#4
Hockey / Re: Cornell at Princeton 2/21/26
February 21, 2026, 03:59:41 PM
Quote from: billhoward on February 21, 2026, 03:11:13 PMIf Cornell earns 1 point of the 9 available in the final 3 games, we get the first round bye.

Actually, Cornell already has the first-round bye.  Harvard and Princeton would both have to make up 9 points in their remaining 3 games to knock the Big Red out of the top four, and that can't happen since those two teams still have to play each other.
#5
Hockey / Re: Cornell @ Quinnipiac, 2/20/26
February 20, 2026, 10:28:59 PM
Quote from: Trotsky on February 20, 2026, 09:36:39 PMIINM we have clinched at worst 3rd in the ECAC.

Close but not quite.  If Cornell goes 0-3 and Princeton goes 3-0, all in regulation, they tie for third, and the tiebreaker goes Princeton's way thanks to record against top 4.

The Big Red has wrapped up a first-round bye, and if they take care of bid-ness against Princeton tomorrow night, they clinch third.
#6
Hockey / Re: Cornell @ RPI, 2/13/26
February 12, 2026, 11:30:27 AM
This is the Big Red's first game on Friday the 13th since 1/13/2017, a 5-1 win at Princeton.

FWIW, years ago on HOCKEY-L I posted about Cornell's near-surreal record in Friday the 13th games in the Lynah era -- it was something like 9-1.  Of course, they then proceeded to lose four of their next five games played on that date, but they've rebounded a bit since then, and the record, if my math is correct, now stands at 15-5.

(And unless something catastrophic happens, the Big Red will have another one of these games on March 13th when the ECAC quarterfinal round begins)
#7
Hockey / Re: Cornell vs Colgate, 2/7/26
February 07, 2026, 04:42:53 PM
Quote from: VIEWfromK on February 07, 2026, 04:39:56 PM
Quote from: fastforward on February 07, 2026, 04:29:26 PMAny guesses on the lines for tonight?
No Walsh, correct?

He wasn't DQ'd right?

Unless it got changed, it was a game misconduct, not a DQ.  So he should be able to play.
#8
Hockey / Re: Cornell @ Colgate, 2/6/26
February 06, 2026, 10:03:42 PM
Ok, Charlie "Modern Major General" -- that's not bad.
#9
Hockey / Re: Cornell @ Colgate, 2/6/26
February 06, 2026, 09:53:14 PM
Thank you Mr. Major.
#10
Hockey / Re: Cornell @ Colgate, 2/6/26
February 06, 2026, 09:32:32 PM
Well, shit, you could see that one coming.
#11
"Well, what if somebody calls my momma a whore?"

"Is she?"
#12
Hockey / Re: HARVARD SUCKS
February 04, 2026, 05:22:21 PM
Quote from: Beeeej on February 04, 2026, 01:43:18 PM
Quote from: stereax on February 04, 2026, 01:38:57 PMAnd for the reference of the crowd, Harvard does indeed still suck.

After 22+ years and 101 pages, I have this vision in my head of teenaged Isaac coming home one day and asking me how his Mom and I first met, followed by him perusing this thread, the look on his face growing more horrified by the minute.

I'm picturing this conversation:

"Dad, how did you and Mom meet?"

"Well, son, I was a piano player in a whorehouse, and your mom was one of the working girls there, and we just wound up spending a lot of time together."

[Off her evil eye] "For god's sake, you don't expect me to tell him the TRUTH, do you??"
#13
Hockey / Re: Cornell @ Brown, 1/31/26
January 31, 2026, 05:17:27 PM
Castagna leveled by a Brown defender just past center ice, to the delight of the announcer who all but ignored Long going in on a 2-on-1 and beating Shea to tie the game.
#14
Hockey / Re: Cornell @ Yale, 1/30/26
January 30, 2026, 08:35:03 PM
Quote from: stereax on January 30, 2026, 08:32:04 PMShould I shelter in the bathroom for the third too? 😅
Yeah, get in there.  Whatever it takes.  ;D
#15
Quote from: stereax on January 27, 2026, 09:32:10 AMNext you're gonna say we can't call the opposing goalie a sieve...

Not if he's actually a funnel...