HARVARD SUCKS

video just came up on the sucks site for me.

DisplacedCornellian
video just came up on the sucks site for me.

Blargh, I was hoping to avoid this--how's the picture? Is it worth risking that I'll forget to cancel next month?

Section A Banshee

DisplacedCornellian
video just came up on the sucks site for me.

Blargh, I was hoping to avoid this--how's the picture? Is it worth risking that I'll forget to cancel next month?

You can cancel online right after tonight's game if you remember. The video is pretty decent quality for 6 bucks.

Jacob '06

Section A Banshee

DisplacedCornellian
video just came up on the sucks site for me.

Blargh, I was hoping to avoid this--how's the picture? Is it worth risking that I'll forget to cancel next month?

You can cancel online right after tonight's game if you remember. The video is pretty decent quality for 6 bucks.

At least keep it through tomorrow and "the game".

There, I said it. Better late than never.

Hello folks, from the Left Coast.

Well, I am no longer at Stanford....but still in Palo Alto.

RazzBaronZ

ugarte

Josh '99

Killer

Beeeej

redhair34

ugarte

Josh '99

kfish
From today's INCH ECAC hockey notebook:

Bench Minor

"The Harvard student paper is waving the white flag, and lamenting that the scheduling of Saturday's football game at Yale will prohibit many athletics-loving students from attending Friday's hockey game against Cornell, giving the Big Red fans an attendance advantage at Bright Hockey Center. Football game or not, it wouldn't matter."

I disagree with the choice of the word "prohibit".

I disagree with the word "many".

I disagree with the choice of the words "Bright Hockey Center."

I disagree with the choice of the word "students."

In Tucson,

Bill Clinton called and said he takes issue with the word "is". Said he had no problem with "sucks" though.

deadhorse.gif

Party pooper. I was thinking that this was the best collaborative joke on eLF.

I disagree with the choice of the word "joke."

I disagree with the word "party"...or maybe not...

Apparently they're also just plain mean...

[www.thecrimson.com]

saff678
Apparently they're also just plain mean...

[www.thecrimson.com]

"The incident was reminiscent of the destruction of a nine-foot snow penis constructed by the crew team in Tercentenary Theatre in 2003. The phallus came tumbling down amid controversy about its construction."

<insert snarky remark about Harvard sports teams not being able to get it up>

One more reason why they don't get any fan support. Although, maybe for the next game, Eliot House residents will show up in force with "Harvard Sucks" signs.

saff678
Apparently they're also just plain mean...

[www.thecrimson.com]

LOL. From the article:

“Apparently someone called [the Harvard police], and [the attackers] ran like the little pussies they are,” House resident Robert L. Kulwin ’08 wrote. “Too bad that while [their] 1200 [SAT score] was good enough to get them in here it [isn’t] good enough to get them a job after they leave.”

I'd like to imagine that Mr. Kulwin continued by saying "For most of us, it actually takes a parent who went to Harvard to both get us in here and get us a job after we leave. And real men don't run like little pussies when the police are coming, they get arrested and then call Daddy to bail them out."

“We were kind of upset about it because we’d seen the people working on it all day that day, and there were a bunch of people from Eliot helping out and it looked like it was really hard,”

I guess it was special because it was an actual, physical, non-abstract object created by Harvard students. MIT students were not reached for comment.

Question on the article... 1200 would be the aggregate SAT score for the entire Harvard team, right?

Give My Regards
Question on the article... 1200 would be the aggregate SAT score for the entire Harvard team, right?

Also are they referring to the good old fashioned SAT where the top score was 1600 like the good lord intended, or this new 2400 abomination?

Harvard alum and HE Commissioner Joe Bertagna plays in an over-50 league on a team called the Big Red.

I guess the Crimson was taken?

Beaucoup gnashing of teeth on the "Harvard 2007 - 2008: the future is brightthread over on USCHO.

[board.uscho.com]

Wow, this thread got buried.

For those of you who do not get the whole "Love Story" Cornell/Harvard thing, here is your chance to figure it out.

Turner Movie Classics is doing their annual 31 days of Oscar-nominated movies and they will be showing "Love Story" on Friday night 2/22 at 1:30 am (okay, technically Saturday 2/23 at 1:30 am EST).

Here is the TCM movie schedule.

They already showed my (and presumably Ugarte's?, or maybe not) favorite movie.

Rita
Wow, this thread got buried.

For those of you who do not get the whole "Love Story" Cornell/Harvard thing, here is your chance to figure it out.

Turner Movie Classics is doing their annual 31 days of Oscar-nominated movies and they will be showing "Love Story" on Friday night 2/22 at 1:30 am (okay, technically Saturday 2/23 at 1:30 am EST).

Here is the TCM movie schedule.

They already showed my (and presumably Ugarte's) favorite movie.

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama was nominated for an Oscar?

Rita
They already showed my (and presumably Ugarte's) favorite movie.

Son-in-Law?

Rita
Turner Movie Classics is doing their annual 31 days of Oscar-nominated movies and they will be showing "Love Story" on Friday night 2/22 at 1:30 am (okay, technically Saturday 2/23 at 1:30 am EST).

Note that you only have to watch the first 20 minutes or so. After the game, nothing else happens.

Trotsky

Rita
Turner Movie Classics is doing their annual 31 days of Oscar-nominated movies and they will be showing "Love Story" on Friday night 2/22 at 1:30 am (okay, technically Saturday 2/23 at 1:30 am EST).

Note that you only have to watch the first 20 minutes or so. After the game, nothing else happens.

If you watch the rest of the movie and then, in a drunken stupor, rent Oliver's Story, then in the off season (and in between the political debates and musings over who is leaving early) we can discuss "What love really means" and whether Oliver dishonored Jenny's memory by falling in love with Candice Bergen.

Yeah, it is a dreary, slow day here in hockey hell.

ugarte

Rita
They already showed my (and presumably Ugarte's) favorite movie.

Son-in-Law?

Biodome had far more artistic merit.

Trotsky

Rita
Turner Movie Classics is doing their annual 31 days of Oscar-nominated movies and they will be showing "Love Story" on Friday night 2/22 at 1:30 am (okay, technically Saturday 2/23 at 1:30 am EST).

Note that you only have to watch the first 20 minutes or so. After the game, nothing else happens.

It's more than 20 minutes?

Rita
If you watch the rest of the movie and then, in a drunken stupor, rent Oliver's Story, then in the off season (and in between the political debates and musings over who is leaving early) we can discuss "What love really means" and whether Oliver dishonored Jenny's memory by falling in love with Candice Bergen.

While watching try to determine which of Oliver's various character traits came from Al Gore and which came from Tommy Lee Jones.

KeithK

Trotsky

Rita
Turner Movie Classics is doing their annual 31 days of Oscar-nominated movies and they will be showing "Love Story" on Friday night 2/22 at 1:30 am (okay, technically Saturday 2/23 at 1:30 am EST).

Note that you only have to watch the first 20 minutes or so. After the game, nothing else happens.

It's more than 20 minutes?

I watched it beginning to end senior year (I'm pretty sure we had this idea after leaving Intro to Wines), and well you do get to hear the theme song a few more times, which brings back mostly good memories.

oceanst41

KeithK

Trotsky

Rita
Turner Movie Classics is doing their annual 31 days of Oscar-nominated movies and they will be showing "Love Story" on Friday night 2/22 at 1:30 am (okay, technically Saturday 2/23 at 1:30 am EST).

Note that you only have to watch the first 20 minutes or so. After the game, nothing else happens.

It's more than 20 minutes?

I watched it beginning to end senior year (I'm pretty sure we had this idea after leaving Intro to Wines), and well you do get to hear the theme song a few more times, which brings back mostly good memories.

And once again, we see that there is only one conclusion possible...

HARVARD SUCKS!!!

QED

I'm going to the Quinnipiac-Harvard game on Saturday, taking my sister-in-law's family, including her 11-year-old, sports-crazed son, who requested we see a hockey game this weekend. Of course, I knew there would be tickets available for this one...duh!

Horror-of-horrors, though, I can actually see where Harvard winning could be to our benefit. But how can I possibly root for them? It goes against everything I've ever believed in and stood for. Aarrrggghhhh!!!

So, I call on all deities, hockey and otherwise, to please let the game be exciting, let them beat the snot out of each other, let Richter and Fisher get lit up all night, and in the waning minutes, let the ice open up and swallow them all.

Quinnipiac sucks, but Harvard Really Sucks!

Killer
Horror-of-horrors, though, I can actually see where Harvard winning could be to our benefit. But how can I possibly root for them? It goes against everything I've ever believed in and stood for. Aarrrggghhhh!!!

This is easy. You don't root FOR Harvard, you root AGAINST Quinnipiac. Yes, there's a difference.

Give My Regards

Killer
Horror-of-horrors, though, I can actually see where Harvard winning could be to our benefit. But how can I possibly root for them? It goes against everything I've ever believed in and stood for. Aarrrggghhhh!!!

This is easy. You don't root FOR Harvard, you root AGAINST Quinnipiac. Yes, there's a difference.

I think he had it right anyway with the beating [the snot out of each other] and the swallowing [by the ice].

[I wanted to type this without the bracketed words but I just couldn't bring myself to do it...]

KeithK
[I wanted to type this without the bracketed words but I just couldn't bring myself to do it...]

Yeah, and then I'd be faced with the prospect of bringing an 11-year-old to an NC-17 hockey game.

Rita
Wow, this thread got buried.

For those of you who do not get the whole "Love Story" Cornell/Harvard thing, here is your chance to figure it out.

Turner Movie Classics is doing their annual 31 days of Oscar-nominated movies and they will be showing "Love Story" on Friday night 2/22 at 1:30 am (okay, technically Saturday 2/23 at 1:30 am EST).

Here is the TCM movie schedule.

Bump: A reminder for people heading to the Nutmeg State to set their TIVOs/DVRs etc. to record this classic.

It's not too early to start buying seafood...

Josh '99
It needed to be said.

The hell you say!

I have been doing this for years...but I think we need to drop that school's name from our vocabularies and simply go with "Sucks". This is sucks weekend. The sucks game is on Saturday. You should understand by now. That school's name should be used only when explaining the idea of "sucks" to an "outsider". And by outsider, I simply mean a normal person who is not rabid about a hockey team. Let's Go Red!

Trigger
I have been doing this for years...but I think we need to drop that school's name from our vocabularies and simply go with "Sucks". This is sucks weekend. The sucks game is on Saturday. You should understand by now. That school's name should be used only when explaining the idea of "sucks" to an "outsider". And by outsider, I simply mean a normal person who is not rabid about a hockey team. Let's Go Red!

At the risk of sounding like lynah80, I think that's stupid and makes the user of the term seem incredibly juvenile.

Sucks sucks sucks sucks.

Chris '03

Trigger
I have been doing this for years...but I think we need to drop that school's name from our vocabularies and simply go with "Sucks". This is sucks weekend. The sucks game is on Saturday. You should understand by now. That school's name should be used only when explaining the idea of "sucks" to an "outsider". And by outsider, I simply mean a normal person who is not rabid about a hockey team. Let's Go Red!

At the risk of sounding like lynah80, I think that's stupid and makes the user of the term seem incredibly juvenile.

In the hockey context there's nothing wrong with juvenile.

Chris '03

Trigger
I have been doing this for years...but I think we need to drop that school's name from our vocabularies and simply go with "Sucks". This is sucks weekend. The sucks game is on Saturday. You should understand by now. That school's name should be used only when explaining the idea of "sucks" to an "outsider". And by outsider, I simply mean a normal person who is not rabid about a hockey team. Let's Go Red!

At the risk of sounding like lynah80, I think that's stupid and makes the user of the term seem incredibly juvenile.

Yeah, I've never cared for that idiom either. "Sucks" is not a noun.

jtwcornell91

Chris '03

Trigger
I have been doing this for years...but I think we need to drop that school's name from our vocabularies and simply go with "Sucks". This is sucks weekend. The sucks game is on Saturday. You should understand by now. That school's name should be used only when explaining the idea of "sucks" to an "outsider". And by outsider, I simply mean a normal person who is not rabid about a hockey team. Let's Go Red!

At the risk of sounding like lynah80, I think that's stupid and makes the user of the term seem incredibly juvenile.

Yeah, I've never cared for that idiom either. "Sucks" is not a noun.

Nouns can be verbed, why can't verbs be nouned?

Bumped for truth.

Harvard clearly does not suck.. Much better than the "Big Red"

I've been doing some research on the subject, and I have come to the conclusion that HARVARD SUCKS. That is all.

I'm surprised no one has posted anything about this [sports.yahoo.com] on here yet...unless it's for the other topics zone.

Edit: Yup, there's discussion here: [elf.elynah.com]

As INCH points out in their updated Power Rankings:

The Crimson are now 5-1-0 in their last six games against Cornell, including two wins at Lynah Rink on the Big Red's Senior Night to close the regular season.

Additionally, each of those games (including the win) were rather ugly performances by Cornell.

Next year would appear to be a critical one for the staff and program.

As I pointed out in the postgame, these have been key games:

-2006 Senior Night, with 1st place ECAC and 1st place Ivy on the line
-2006 ECAC final
-2007 last game of the regular season, which capped a zero point weekend
-2008 season sweep by Harvard, including Senior Night with home ice on the line

ithacat
Next year would appear to be a critical one for the staff and program.

Agreed.

ebilmes
As I pointed out in the postgame, these have been key games:

-2006 Senior Night, with 1st place ECAC and 1st place Ivy on the line
-2006 ECAC final
-2007 last game of the regular season, which capped a zero point weekend
-2008 season sweep by Harvard, including Senior Night with home ice on the line

They were simply blown out in the '06 final (and made up for it, IMHO, with their NCAA play of that year). In '07 they were sliding down a razor blade for the final month, so any given loss over that period was, sadly but not shockingly, the team playing to its real level.

But the two Senior Night losses... Those are the very games Schafer teams win. They do hurt, even for those of us who see the glass as always 90% full. They appear to be failures to get the job done when all the "intangibles" line up in the team's favor.

The season starts on Friday. If they wrangle a return to Albany when all's said and done, this season is a success. Otherwise, it's a placeholder putting one more year between them and the phenomena of the early decade.

Bumpity Bump!

That was quick.

third time is the charm, right?

I now know one way to get revenge for the senior night loss and harvard's first season series win in the Schafer era.

It's been 7 years since we met in the semis. If I remember correctly, David Francis was the hero last time.

Rita
That was quick.

third time is the charm, right?

Worked against Union.

Josh '99

Rita
That was quick.

third time is the charm, right?

Worked against Union.

With a bonus fourth time being equally charmed!

Chris '03
I now know one way to get revenge for the senior night loss and harvard's first season series win in the Schafer era.

It's been 7 years since we met in the semis. If I remember correctly, David Francis was the hero last time.

YRC. Excuse the weird box; we are in the process of moving to a standard format.

Trotsky

Chris '03
I now know one way to get revenge for the senior night loss and harvard's first season series win in the Schafer era.

It's been 7 years since we met in the semis. If I remember correctly, David Francis was the hero last time.

YRC. Excuse the weird box; we are in the process of moving to a standard format.

It was nice to light up Oli Jonas the day after he won the Dryden.

Schafer is a Harvard magnet. This is his 11th PS game coached against Harvard (7-2-1) in 13 seasons*. Previously, Cornell played Harvard just 9 times (5-4-0) over 30+ seasons.

*In fact, Cornell has met Harvard in all but 4 of Schafer's post-seasons, which is remarkable.

9 (6-2) Harvard: 96, 97, 00, 01, 02, 03, 05, 06, 08
6 (5-1) Clarkson: 96, 97, 00, 04, 05, 06
4 (4-0) RPI: 97, 98, 02, 03
3 (1-2) Princeton: 98, 99, 01
2 (2-0) Colgate: 96, 06
2 (0-2) SLU: 00, 01
1 (1-0) Uni: 08
1 (1-0) Drt: 08
1 (0-1) Qpc: 07
1 (1-0) Ver: 05
1 (1-0) Brn: 03
1 (1-0) Yal: 02

Trotsky
Schafer is a Harvard magnet. This is his 11th PS game coached against Harvard (7-2-1) in 13 seasons*. Previously, Cornell played Harvard just 9 times (5-4-0) over 30+ seasons.

*In fact, Cornell has met Harvard in all but 4 of Schafer's post-seasons, which is remarkable.

9 (6-2) Harvard: 96, 97, 00, 01, 02, 03, 05, 06, 08
6 (5-1) Clarkson: 96, 97, 00, 04, 05, 06
4 (4-0) RPI: 97, 98, 02, 03
3 (1-2) Princeton: 98, 99, 01
2 (2-0) Colgate: 96, 06
2 (0-2) SLU: 00, 01
1 (1-0) Uni: 08
1 (1-0) Drt: 08
1 (0-1) Qpc: 07
1 (1-0) Ver: 05
1 (1-0) Brn: 03
1 (1-0) Yal: 02

Funny how he got to tick off the 2 teams he was missing this season. (Pun not originally intended)

RichH

Trotsky
Schafer is a Harvard magnet. This is his 11th PS game coached against Harvard (7-2-1) in 13 seasons*. Previously, Cornell played Harvard just 9 times (5-4-0) over 30+ seasons.

*In fact, Cornell has met Harvard in all but 4 of Schafer's post-seasons, which is remarkable.

9 (6-2) Harvard: 96, 97, 00, 01, 02, 03, 05, 06, 08
6 (5-1) Clarkson: 96, 97, 00, 04, 05, 06
4 (4-0) RPI: 97, 98, 02, 03
3 (1-2) Princeton: 98, 99, 01
2 (2-0) Colgate: 96, 06
2 (0-2) SLU: 00, 01
1 (1-0) Uni: 08
1 (1-0) Drt: 08
1 (0-1) Qpc: 07
1 (1-0) Ver: 05
1 (1-0) Brn: 03
1 (1-0) Yal: 02

Funny how he got to tick off the 2 teams he was missing this season. (Pun not originally intended)

I saw there where 12 teams there and was wondering who was left as the 13th, but then realized we can't play ourselves.

Chris '03
I now know one way to get revenge for the senior night loss and harvard's first season series win in the Schafer era.

It's been 7 years since we met in the semis. If I remember correctly, David Francis was the hero last time.

From Trotsky's box score, looks to me more like Matt Underhill was the hero - 45 saves on 47 shots! Wow. That was back in the days before "Cornell Defense" meant something.

Trotsky
Schafer is a Harvard magnet. This is his 11th PS game coached against Harvard (7-2-1) in 13 seasons*. Previously, Cornell played Harvard just 9 times (5-4-0) over 30+ seasons.

I remember people noting in 1996 how unusual it was for Cornell to face Hahvahd in the ECAC Championship Game.

jtwcornell91

Trotsky
Schafer is a Harvard magnet. This is his 11th PS game coached against Harvard (7-2-1) in 13 seasons*. Previously, Cornell played Harvard just 9 times (5-4-0) over 30+ seasons.

I remember people noting in 1996 how unusual it was for Cornell to face Hahvahd in the ECAC Championship Game.

Back then, every time two Ivies had met in the ECAC Championship Game, it had included Cornell and Cornell had won.

Robb

Chris '03
I now know one way to get revenge for the senior night loss and harvard's first season series win in the Schafer era.

It's been 7 years since we met in the semis. If I remember correctly, David Francis was the hero last time.

From Trotsky's box score, looks to me more like Matt Underhill was the hero - 45 saves on 47 shots! Wow. That was back in the days before "Cornell Defense" meant something.

You mean like last Sat PM? 43 shots, 41 saves.

Hahvard sucks, and Stanford is an Ivy-wannabe. LGR!

Ben Rocky '04
Hahvard sucks, and Stanford is an Ivy-wannabe. LGR!

Sounds like the "safety school" chant is more than appropriate for Anaheim.

Edit: And Harvard SUCKS!!!

Jeff Hopkins '82

Ben Rocky '04
Hahvard sucks, and Stanford is an Ivy-wannabe. LGR!

Sounds like the "safety school" chant is more than appropriate for Anaheim.

But who do you think will be chanting it? Maybe all of the red-clad fans can get together and chant during the Marquette - Kentucky game.

Ben Rocky '04
Stanford is an Ivy-wannabe. LGR!

Hey now, that seems unfair. Can't we all just enjoy two fine academic institutions engaging in a nice game of basketball?

French Rage

Ben Rocky '04
Stanford is an Ivy-wannabe. LGR!

Hey now, that seems unfair. Can't we all just enjoy two fine academic institutions engaging in a nice game of basketball?

No!

KeithK

French Rage

Ben Rocky '04
Stanford is an Ivy-wannabe. LGR!

Hey now, that seems unfair. Can't we all just enjoy two fine academic institutions engaging in a nice game of basketball?

No!

Traitor!

I personally think we can chat "Safety School" in Albany in reference to the Stanford-Cornell basketball game the day before. Having worked at Stanford for nearly 8 years, I can honestly say that many Cardinal students can say that Harvard IS a safety school for them.

Oh, and Harvard still SUCKS, safety school or not.

ugarte

Jeff Hopkins '82

Ben Rocky '04
Hahvard sucks, and Stanford is an Ivy-wannabe. LGR!

Sounds like the "safety school" chant is more than appropriate for Anaheim.

But who do you think will be chanting it? Maybe all of the red-clad fans can get together and chant during the Marquette - Kentucky game.

Hey, some years ago I had dinner with a couple of professors in engineering at SU[cks?]. Somehow it came up that I had graduated from CU's Engineering school, and they said something like: "Wow, Cornell Engineering is brutal! We regularly have 5-12 students who transfer here from Cornell, and they all say the workload at Cornell is so much more intense." Now mind you, this doesn't necessarily mean students at CU learn more than at SUcks. However, depending on what you mean by "safety," the label may be apropos.

Swampy

ugarte

Jeff Hopkins '82

Ben Rocky '04
Hahvard sucks, and Stanford is an Ivy-wannabe. LGR!

Sounds like the "safety school" chant is more than appropriate for Anaheim.

But who do you think will be chanting it? Maybe all of the red-clad fans can get together and chant during the Marquette - Kentucky game.

Hey, some years ago I had dinner with a couple of professors in engineering at SU[cks?]. Somehow it came up that I had graduated from CU's Engineering school, and they said something like: "Wow, Cornell Engineering is brutal! We regularly have 5-12 students who transfer here from Cornell, and they all say the workload at Cornell is so much more intense." Now mind you, this doesn't necessarily mean students at CU learn more than at SUcks. However, depending on what you mean by "safety," the label may be apropos.

That's nothing. I knew a TA in Cornell's Engineering Physics department who'd gone to MIT undergrad. He said he was shocked to see how hard Cornell worked its undergrads.

Bump.....

CU at Stanford
Bump.....

and grind.

Roy 82

CU at Stanford
Bump.....

and grind.

and continue this roll we are on!

LGR!

Rita

Roy 82

CU at Stanford
Bump.....

and grind.

and continue this roll role we are on!

LGR!

FYP.

RichH

Rita

Roy 82

CU at Stanford
Bump.....

and grind.

and continue this roll role we are on!

LGR!

FYP.

What Josh said five years ago.


Time to end the current slide against Harvard. Four is too many.

Chris '03
What Josh said five years ago.


Time to end the current slide against Harvard. Four One is too many.

Fixed it.

It's beginning to smell like fishies....

Considering the number of toothpaste boxes we just had, we might be returning to the good old times of fish cascading over the boards.

BMac
It's beginning to smell like fishies....

Considering the number of toothpaste boxes we just had, we might be returning to the good old times of fish cascading over the boards.

Jerk.

lynah80

BMac
It's beginning to smell like fishies....

Considering the number of toothpaste boxes we just had, we might be returning to the good old times of fish cascading over the boards.

Jerk.

Typi...heyyyy, wait a minute. That's not snark.

BMac
It's beginning to smell like fishies....

Considering the number of toothpaste boxes we just had, we might be returning to the good old times of fish cascading over the boards.

Hope so. We've had lean catches recently.

Brown took the Crimson to OT tonight. Harvard 3 Brown 3.

Unfortunately, no game disqualifications in the tie.

"Fight, fight, fight, fight!"

Chris '03
Brown took the Crimson to OT tonight. Harvard 3 Brown 3.

Hmm. Can you say "looking past the opponent"?

Scersk '97
Unfortunately, no game disqualifications in the tie.

"Fight, fight, fight, fight!"

Looks like they tried at 9:45 of the third, but unfortunately nothing came of it.

?? can someone explain this guy?

Doesn't seem like he's being facetious...

BMac
?? can someone explain this guy?

Doesn't seem like he's being facetious...

He doesn't throw fish, and that makes him a better person than you.

Huge weekend for this year's team, playing the Blue Bloods from Beantown makes it all that much more important.

French Rage
He doesn't throw fish, and that makes him a better person than you.

I don't throw fish, but it's because I'm too chicken and selfish to risk getting thrown out of a Harvard game over it. I think it's pretty clear that not throwing fish makes me a *worse* person!

Robb

French Rage
He doesn't throw fish, and that makes him a better person than you.

I don't throw fish, but it's because I'm too chicken and selfish to risk getting thrown out of a Harvard game over it. I think it's pretty clear that not throwing fish makes me a *worse* person!

Man, Scerzk is going to KILL you.

It's five years later, but some things never change. For example, Harvard still sucks.

Josh '99
It's five years later, but some things never change.

Except now that Harvard has a winning streak against Cornell the Harvard Crimson refers to Cornell as a Long-Time Rival. When we're winning they say Yale is their rival and that Harvard-Cornell games mean far more to us than them.

I woke up really early and camped out for tickets to this game. Some people were waiting on-line from 5:00 AM to 10:00 AM. screw harvard

Harvard does indeed suck but so do last minute meetings that are going to last until 4:30pst... I wonder if I can sneak in a few quick peeks while other people are talking

Ushers patrolling the rink for fish-hiders at 3:45pm for a 7pm game.... kinda suck too.

Poop.

Harvard sucks, and is also now $8,000,000,000 poorer.

Trotsky
Harvard sucks, and is also now $8,000,000,000 poorer.

I would find that funnier if it weren't likely that Cornell is also now poorer by a similar percentage.

Josh '99

Trotsky
Harvard sucks, and is also now $8,000,000,000 poorer.

I would find that funnier if it weren't likely that Cornell is also now poorer by a similar percentage.

Yeah, but Harvard sucks!

KeithK

Josh '99

Trotsky
Harvard sucks, and is also now $8,000,000,000 poorer.

I would find that funnier if it weren't likely that Cornell is also now poorer by a similar percentage.

Yeah, but Harvard sucks!

Harvard does suck.

Josh '99

Trotsky
Harvard sucks, and is also now $8,000,000,000 poorer.

I would find that funnier if it weren't likely that Cornell is also now poorer by a similar percentage.

Nah. Following a codicil inserted into the university charter by Ezra Cornell, our endowment is buried in a beet field just north of Mecklenberg.

Bump...it needs to be said.

Also, I have my plane ticket and my game ticket for the Cornell-Sucks game in February. Valentine's Day in Allston...Isn't that romantic????

Hahvahd sucks.