Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets

[David Harding]

Uncle Ezra tells how to get hockey tickets http://ezra.cornell.edu/posting.php?timestamp=1129179600#question1

[French Rage]

I like the following question better:


dear Uncle Ezra,
i'm wondering if masterbating, lets say, 3 times a week would effect the growth of the penis. or does masterbating period, effect the growth?

anonymous

[cth95]

It makes you lose your spelling skills:-)

[Beeeej]

That would explain the Sun.  :-}

Beeeej

[nyiballs]

I'm a fan of quesiton 8

[jy3]

[Q]French Rage Wrote:

 I like the following question better:


dear Uncle Ezra,
i'm wondering if masterbating, lets say, 3 times a week would effect the growth of the penis. or does masterbating period, effect the growth?

anonymous[/q]

lol i like that the woman he quotes when talking about masturbation is named Cummings.
i dont care who ya are, thats funny

[DeltaOne81]

The answer to #5 is incomplete. They really need to add "P.S. You could also try using all that dough (either kind) to go out and buy a sense of humor." :-P

[Ben Rocky '04]

He could also remind the engineers that their college is Cornell's version of this Princeton student organization:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051013/ap_on_re_us/college_chastity

[DeltaOne81]

[Q]New Club at Princeton Promotes Chastity[/Q]

In tomorrow's newsflash, "New club at MIT Promotes Math"

[Jess]

HAH yeah i thought the same exact thing!!!! and started laughing

i dont care if that makes me immature

you all thought it lol

[David Harding]

Uncle Ezra gets it wrong on hockey tickets.  http://ezra.cornell.edu/posting.php?timestamp=1149570000#question9
And without any titillating questions to compensate.