Sign ideas

Started by Cisco, March 10, 2005, 07:44:47 PM

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Cisco

I know this has been part of a few threads below, but I'd like to start an informal contest to come up with whitty sign ideas for tomorrow night. I'm on the glass in G, and will honor the best sign idea by using the the sign for at least one game.

Suggestions that don't necessarily revolve around STDs would also be appreciated.

Dpperk29

"Lightning doesn't strike twice"

"Clarkson, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared"

"Clarkson Sucks, on there mothers"

"Traylen always does his best work on his knees"

"Latullip is cheap, but traylen is cheaper"

"Clarkson, turning hundreds of straight men into faggots annually"

"Clarkson, that other school in potsdam"

"Tickets to the hockey game: $12
Poster Supplies: $4
Watching Latullip get checked into the glass infront of the poster: Priceless!"

"In response to Clarkson winning last year... Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile"
"That damn bell at Clarkson." -Ken Dryden in reference to his hatred for the Clarkson Bell.

Drew

[Q]Dpperk29 Wrote:

 "Lightning doesn't strike twice"

"Clarkson, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared"

"Clarkson Sucks, on there mothers"

"Traylen always does his best work on his knees"

"Latullip is cheap, but traylen is cheaper"

"Clarkson, turning hundreds of straight men into faggots annually"

"Clarkson, that other school in potsdam"

"Tickets to the hockey game: $12
Poster Supplies: $4
Watching Latullip get checked into the glass infront of the poster: Priceless!"

"In response to Clarkson winning last year... Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile"[/q]


Get it right....
Clarkson, where the men are men, the women are men, and the sheep run like hell.

mjh89

Nothin great comes to mind, but just to get things rolling and hopefully someone can elaborate:

"Good Knight to your Season" or something to that effect
"Nickerson STILL has Syphilis"
"You actually lost to Wayne State?"
"You live in Potsdam"
Something making fun of Weller for his inability to get an 800 on his SATs. "Duhh I think I did Weller on da SATs this time"
Grant Clitsome's mother's name is Louanne, I'll leave the ball in your court on that one.

Dpperk29

just came up with another one...

Potsdam: 1 cow pasture surrounded by 100 miles of nothing
"That damn bell at Clarkson." -Ken Dryden in reference to his hatred for the Clarkson Bell.

French Rage

Last year I had
"GOLDEN SHOWERS" (not original but still good)
"YOUR COACH BEATS YOU" (maybe old but it still stings for them)
"RPI REJECTS" (and vice-versa if RPI is the opponents)
"YOU LIVE IN POTSDAM" (though the ushers did tell us to stop the "Potsdam white trash" cheer)

And please, for old times sake, have someone make another "NICKERSON HAS SYPHILIS"
03/23/02: Maine 4, Harvard 3
03/28/03: BU 6, Harvard 4
03/26/04: Maine 5, Harvard 4
03/26/05: UNH 3, Harvard 2
03/25/06: Maine 6, Harvard 1

daredevilcu

[Q]"Clarkson Sucks, on there mothers" [/Q]

Hmm... you would think an Ivy-leaguer would know the difference between "there" and "their."  1350 SATs required?  That would mean you'd need at least a 550 on your verbal, provided you aced the math, but that's not looking good at the moment.
:-P   The 1350 comes from what I was told in the How to Be a Good Fan thread.

I like the one making fun of us using Matt Curley's quote though.  I can't imagine the "faggots" poster would last more than 2 minutes before someone made you put it down.  Not to mention that last year there were two of the most ridiculously gay guys in front of Section B.  We were laughing at them the whole time.  And you think we're fags?  Evidently it would take one to know one -- but you'd be wrong anyway.

Pace

Potsdam - German for "That team sucks"

"Hey Clarkson, how did your Senior's Night go?"

Pace

I've been meaning to ask. Why all the STD references towards Clarkson. I mean, it's funny and all, but is there some back story? Who is this Nickerson with syphilis? A player of theirs?

Dpperk29

you see, the funny thing is that I am not an IVY-league student. I live in Dryden, go to High School, and Have season tickets in section M. and as far as me not know that difference between There and Thier... I do... I was typing quickly and messed up. besides... it's an online forum... grammar isn't my top priority.

"That damn bell at Clarkson." -Ken Dryden in reference to his hatred for the Clarkson Bell.

Tub(a)

There will be a sign in the front of Section A that you will find extremely entertaining.

I strongly advise you to arrive in time for the first warmups to truly enjoy the sign.

Tito Short!

daredevilcu

Maybe so, but it's still fun to pick on a Cornell fan every once in a while.  Do you play sports at Dryden?  I went to NV.

Dpperk29

Yeah I am into Sports. Varsity Boys Swim. I used to run track... I have cousins in NV, know the fitzgibbons?
"That damn bell at Clarkson." -Ken Dryden in reference to his hatred for the Clarkson Bell.

daredevilcu

Yep, sure do.  Erin graduated with me.

French Rage

[Q]Pace Wrote:

 I've been meaning to ask. Why all the STD references towards Clarkson. I mean, it's funny and all, but is there some back story? Who is this Nickerson with syphilis? A player of theirs?[/q]

Well, I think it really started against WMU early in the season.  One of their players, Dwyer, was really pissing us off, in that he was acting like a douchebag, so somehow a "Dwyer has syphilis" cheer started.  It pretty much disappeared, but somehow got brought back in game 1 last year as Nickerson was also acting like a douchebag.  So I made the sign for game 2, well, at least until athletics took it away in the 1st period.  From there, it's lived on, as the series has lived on in infamy.
03/23/02: Maine 4, Harvard 3
03/28/03: BU 6, Harvard 4
03/26/04: Maine 5, Harvard 4
03/26/05: UNH 3, Harvard 2
03/25/06: Maine 6, Harvard 1