Traylen's Pads

Started by calgARI '07, March 09, 2005, 12:57:10 AM

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calgARI '07

Doesn't really matter, but interesting topic to pass the time.  Anybody else think they look illegal?  I couldn't stop staring at them at Union as they seemingly go up to his chest.  They're worse than J.S. Giguere's pads.  Here's a picture of them:  http://clarksonathletics.com/index.asp?path=mhock

Josh '99

They're big, but if he was standing upright they wouldn't look like they went up to his chest like they do in that picture.
"They do all kind of just blend together into one giant dildo."
-Ben Rocky 04

daredevilcu

They might be a little big... but I bet being bigger they slow him down.  He seems to have tried to turn himself into a butterfly goaltender this season -- goes down a lot faster than he used to.  It was very clear over that losing streak that teams had read the scouting report of "goes down faster than a SLU girl" -- nearly every goal over that horrid stretch was top-shelf.  He looked a lot better at Union -- stayed up longer, gave himself more of a chance at making saves.

atb9

[Q]daredevilcu Wrote:

"goes down faster than a SLU girl" [/q]

In defense of SLU girls, there is such a thing...unlike the myth of the Clarkson girl. :-P
24 is the devil

daredevilcu

Touche... although a few of my friends would beg to differ.  They're here, but they're scared, so they hide.  If I were them I might be scared, too -- campus full of guys who tend to flock to them with less than pure intentions...

Beeeej

You seriously ought to write Clarkson recruiting materials, man.  :-D

Beeeej
Beeeej, Esq.

"Cornell isn't an organization.  It's a loose affiliation of independent fiefdoms united by a common hockey team."
   - Steve Worona

jtwcornell91

[Q]atb9 Wrote:

In defense of SLU girls, there is such a thing...unlike the myth of the Clarkson girl.[/q]

My sister went to SUNY Potsdam, and her sorority was half Clarkson students.


Will

[Q]daredevilcu Wrote:

 Touche... although a few of my friends would beg to differ.  They're here, but they're scared, so they hide.  If I were them I might be scared, too -- campus full of guys who tend to flock to them with less than pure intentions...[/q]

They're not using their chromosomes to their advantage.  Instead, they should be using those flocks of guys to do their homework for them. :-P
Is next year here yet?

Drew

[Q]Will Wrote:

 [Q2]daredevilcu Wrote:

 Touche... although a few of my friends would beg to differ.  They're here, but they're scared, so they hide.  If I were them I might be scared, too -- campus full of guys who tend to flock to them with less than pure intentions...[/Q]
They're not using their chromosomes to their advantage.  Instead, they should be using those flocks of guys to do their homework for them.[/q]


women? I don't know...... '86 - '90 were lean and mean years.  I think there were 2 of them...the Potsdam state girl that they throw a Clarkson sweater on and put her on the brochure, and the big fat ugly one that screws up the curve in your thermo dynamics class....and all those poor sheep with that scared look on their faces.....
 ::nut::

jeh25

[Q]Will Wrote:

 [Q2]daredevilcu Wrote:

 Touche... although a few of my friends would beg to differ.  They're here, but they're scared, so they hide.  If I were them I might be scared, too -- campus full of guys who tend to flock to them with less than pure intentions...[/Q]
They're not using their chromosomes to their advantage.  Instead, they should be using those flocks of guys to do their homework for them.[/q]

Will.

You mispelled chromosomes - it's spelled b o o b i e s.



Cornell '98 '00; Yale 01-03; UConn 03-07; Brown 07-09; Penn State faculty 09-
Work is no longer an excuse to live near an ECACHL team... :(

Jerseygirl

Will-
That's exactly what I did my senior year of high school, when my next door neighbor, a West Point cadet, would bring his classmates home every weekend. It was glorious.

ugarte

[Q]atb9 Wrote:

 [Q2]daredevilcu Wrote:

"goes down faster than a SLU girl" [/Q]
In defense of SLU girls, there is such a thing...unlike the myth of the Clarkson girl.[/q]That is a fine defense you gave them.


jtwcornell91

[Q]Jerseygirl Wrote:

That's exactly what I did my senior year of high school, when my next door neighbor, a West Point cadet, would bring his classmates home every weekend. It was glorious.[/q]

Would a "huge rack ... of chromosones" joke be out of line here? ;-)

jeh25

[Q]jtwcornell91 Wrote:

 [Q2]Jerseygirl Wrote:

That's exactly what I did my senior year of high school, when my next door neighbor, a West Point cadet, would bring his classmates home every weekend. It was glorious.[/Q]
Would a "huge rack ... of chromosones" joke be out of line here?[/q]

No. But you need to type 'chromosomes' correctly. ;)



Cornell '98 '00; Yale 01-03; UConn 03-07; Brown 07-09; Penn State faculty 09-
Work is no longer an excuse to live near an ECACHL team... :(

daredevilcu

"She's got huuuge... tracts of land..."