Facetimer Awards

[Facetimer]

In honor of Greg Berge '85 and TBRW? Awards, we have come up with some awards of our own......

Adds Most to Lynah Experience:  Cowbell Guy

Thinks Highest of Himself:  CalgARI '07

Stupidest Nickname:  Beeeeej

Best Cheer:  Which team is the Ivy League?

Worst Cheer (a.k.a. Greg Berge's favorite cheer award): "Let's Go RED"

Biggest Overall Douchebag:  HOTELCALIFORNIA

Best ECAC Linesman:  Andy Petrus

Best Narc:  Earl the Narc

Worst Idea Ever:  The Red Line

Biggest Troll:  John T. Whelan '91

Stupidest Name:  Age

Poster Least Likely to get Laid:  Avash '05

Waste of a Roster Spot:  Ben Wallace

Best Townie:  Rick '71

Traveled Furthest to Cornell Game:  Greg Berge '85

Most Successful Career:  Greg Berge '85

Long Distance Toothpaste Toss:  Cowbell Guy

Overall Good Guy:  DeltaOne81

Worst ECAC Coach:  Mike Schafer '86

Suggested Replacement of Mike Schafer '86:  Ben Hysell '02

Biggest Overall Douchebag for a Non-Poster:  Phil Graham

[A-19]

i am thoroughly amused

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

All I can ask is "Why?"

[Facetimer]

It is also time to make our 2005 Facetimer Awards.  Please make your nominations based on the above awards.

[Dpperk29]

[Q]Facetimer Wrote:

 
Biggest Overall Douchebag:  HOTELCALIFORNIA
[/q]

I nominate Facetimer for this one

[DeltaOne81]

Hahaha... wow, facetimer, you really are good for something afterall ;-) I am highly amused. Although I still must be doing something wrong if you like me. :-D

[Will]

As long as I win one of the Facetimer Awards, I'll be happy. :-P

[mjh89]

Hilarious if taken with a grain of salt. ::laugh::

[jtwcornell91]

[Q]Facetimer Wrote:
Worst Idea Ever:  The Red Line
[/q]

You know, this one takes on all new meaning after our last trip to Lynah East...

[Will]

[Q]jtwcornell91 Wrote:

You know, this one takes on all new meaning after our last trip to Lynah East...[/q]

I thought you found it better than the Mexican place that wouldn't take Josh's ID, though.

[jtwcornell91]

[Q]Will Wrote:

 [Q2]jtwcornell91 Wrote:

You know, this one takes on all new meaning after our last trip to Lynah East...[/Q]
I thought you found it better than the Mexican place that wouldn't take Josh's ID, though.[/q]

I did fine at the Red Line (aside from having to pay part of the astronomical bar tab).  Other members of the party didn't fare so well...

[Will]

[Q]jtwcornell91 Wrote:

 [Q2]Will Wrote:

 [Q2]jtwcornell91 Wrote:

You know, this one takes on all new meaning after our last trip to Lynah East...[/Q]
I thought you found it better than the Mexican place that wouldn't take Josh's ID, though.[/Q]
I did fine at the Red Line (aside from having to pay part of the astronomical bar tab).  Other members of the party didn't fare so well...[/q]

I guess I left too early that night.  What happened after I left?

[Josh '99]

[Q]Will Wrote:
I guess I left too early that night.  What happened after I left?[/q]At some point I wandered off and peed on Bright.

[dbilmes]

Wow...this thread is getting a lot more hits than the corresponding TBRW award posts...

[atb9]

[Q]dbilmes Wrote:

 Wow...this thread is getting a lot more hits than the corresponding TBRW award posts...[/q]

It's because facetimer is sitting in his law office hitting refresh on all of the posts while he waits for a fender bender  ;-) :-P