HARVARD SUCKS

ftyuv · November 06, 2006, 04:55:35 PM

It's like a team, except they choke. Well, but they're not really a choke, they're more like a funnel. Actually I wouldn't say funnel, they're kinda a vacuum. Maybe vacuum isn't the word, they're a singularity in the space-time continuum. Though, it's not accurate to call them a singularity in the space-time continuum... they're just Sucks.

Josh '99 · November 06, 2006, 04:57:11 PM

[quote French Rage]What's a Harvard?[/quote]I gather they're the Stanford of the East. Kind of like how Stanford sucks at football, Harvard sucks at hockey.

Jeff Hopkins '82 · November 06, 2006, 04:58:27 PM

[quote Josh '99][quote French Rage]What's a Harvard?[/quote]I gather they're the Stanford of the East. Kind of like how Stanford sucks at football, Harvard sucks at hockey.[/quote]

Except that Stanford has a reasonably attractive campus. Harvard's campus is just plain UGLY.

Josh '99 · November 08, 2006, 11:11:57 AM

I just want to point out that, despite their big win over BC last night, Harvard does still, in fact, suck.

CU at Stanford · November 09, 2006, 10:31:45 PM

I can't go to Ithaca for the game tomorrow night. I will also miss the game on CSTV. So, Hahvahd really, truly sucks.

dietlbomb · November 10, 2006, 02:02:27 AM

They came to Lynah during a scrimage I was in tonight. They looked scared. ::flipc::

Beeeej · November 10, 2006, 11:34:02 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlP3B8fqs4A

Fish a-flyin', baby. Turn up the volume at 1:10. ;-)

On my way! Safe travel, everyone!

Jeff Hopkins '82 · November 10, 2006, 12:13:23 PM

[quote Beeeej]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlP3B8fqs4A

Fish a-flyin', baby. Turn up the volume at 1:10. ;-)

On my way! Safe travel, everyone![/quote]

So few fish! C'mon Faithful! You've gotta do better tonight!

Dpperk29 · November 10, 2006, 12:30:31 PM

Though it is getting harder to say, I hope cornell wins tonight. I may not think them to be the best team in the league anymore... but Harvard is still the worst!

jy3 · November 10, 2006, 06:53:50 PM

just wanted to add that HAHVAHD SUCKS!
my wife also wanted to add that HAHVAHD SUCKS!

1 hr til game time. i hate that we could have gone but couldnt get tix

LGR!

nyc94 · November 10, 2006, 07:13:44 PM

[quote jy3]just wanted to add that HAHVAHD SUCKS!
my wife also wanted to add that HAHVAHD SUCKS!

1 hr til game time. i hate that we could have gone but couldnt get tix

LGR![/quote]

I'd like to add that TIME WARNER sucks. No free CSTV preview. Guess they're hoping all the Notre Dame fans will shell out for tomorrow's game.

Josh '99 · February 20, 2007, 04:30:55 PM

Does Harvard not not suck?

Beeeej · February 20, 2007, 04:54:41 PM

[quote Josh '99]Does Harvard not not suck?[/quote]

Perhaps.

French Rage · February 20, 2007, 05:04:02 PM

Hey guys, after we beat them 3-2 last fall, we should have done the following cheer:

"3 points is a field goal, 2 points is a safety, safety school, safety school!"

That's a great cheer and not the least bit completely fucking retarded.

Roy 82 · February 20, 2007, 05:47:50 PM

Ross Perot was wrong. That giant sucking sound wasn't NAFTA it was........

OK, here is another reason why Harvard sucks (Warning: attempted name dropping follows).

I am a beginner hockey player and I accidentally found myself in a way-over-my-head pickup game yesterday where three players were literally skating circles around me. It turns out they they all played for Harvard in the early 90s (Ian Knish?, Bejamin something and something something).

After the game I told them that I had gone to Cornell and had probably cheered against them many times. They said "Oh yeah we are your biggest rival but you are like our sixth biggest rival". That may have been true in the early 90s but I would like to think that we are in their top five by now.

At least they acknowledged that Lynah was the best place to play.