HARVARD SUCKS

Started by Josh '99, December 01, 2003, 06:31:07 PM

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billhoward

Quote from: BeeeejIt will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row.
It will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row.
It will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row.
It will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row...
Nor from the Columbia football game. One of these two Saturday matchups will draw more fans.

Trotsky

Quote from: BeeeejIt will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row.
It will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row.
It will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row.
It will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row...


29/20 but no precip.

Anne & I will be there, too.

Jim Hyla

Quote from: BeeeejIt will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row.
It will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row.
It will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row.
It will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row...

Snow preventing you from getting to a CU hockey game? Come on, you can make it through the white stuff. In 50+ years, only once. Go for it, just give yourself enough time. Plus 0% chance for snow Friday and Saturday in Ithaca, according to Weather Channel App.
"Cornell Fans Made the Timbers Tremble", Boston Globe, March/1970
Cornell lawyers stopped the candy throwing. Jan/2005

Beeeej

Quote from: Jim HylaSnow preventing you from getting to a CU hockey game? Come on, you can make it through the white stuff. In 50+ years, only once. Go for it, just give yourself enough time. Plus 0% chance for snow Friday and Saturday in Ithaca, according to Weather Channel App.

When you are prepared to indemnify me in every way for all possible consequences of driving from Brooklyn to Ithaca and/or back in significant snow accumulation and wind-blown snowdrifts, I will accept your rallying cry. ::laugh::

I'm not worried about this weekend at all - really more excited that it won't be like the last two times.
Beeeej, Esq.

"Cornell isn't an organization.  It's a loose affiliation of independent fiefdoms united by a common hockey team."
   - Steve Worona

Beeeej

Quote from: Trotsky
Quote from: BeeeejIt will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row.
It will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row.
It will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row.
It will not snow this weekend and prevent us from driving safely to Ithaca and back for the Dartmouth & Hahvahd games like it has the past two years in a row...


29/20 but no precip.

Anne & I will be there, too.

Excellent!
Beeeej, Esq.

"Cornell isn't an organization.  It's a loose affiliation of independent fiefdoms united by a common hockey team."
   - Steve Worona

billhoward

The hockey gods were on my side. Got connected on the phone at 9:01 a.m. Got tickets. Even got a choice of sections (some sections).

billhoward

Damn! Jodie Foster went to Yale.

Trotsky

Jesus fuck.

https://www.donorconcierge.com/egg-donor-search/ivy-league-egg-donors

From here:

QuoteIt is not uncommon for intended parents to say 'I hate to say this, but I want a smart and beautiful egg donor.'

We all want the best for our children and we want them to be intelligent and accepted. We also want our children to look like they belong.

Finding the right look can be one of the hardest things for intended parents to define when they start searching for an egg donor. Your case manager will talk with you about your own physical characteristics, and help you hone in on what's important. Maybe you want a tall egg donor because everyone in your family is tall. Your ideal may be a blonde egg donor, or a beautiful egg donor, or even an athletic egg donor.

Jeff Hopkins '82

For Harvard, must be blood type A.

nshapiro

When Section D was the place to be

Swampy

Reminds me of a joke.

Jayne Mansfield: We should have a kid together. Imagine what the kid would be like, with my looks and your brains.

Albert Einstein: Yes, but what if the kid has my looks and your brains.


(This is probably unfair to Jayne Mansfield. I don't completely remember the name of the woman in the joke.)

Jeff Hopkins '82

Kind of unfair to Einstein, too.  I don't believe he was the kind of dick to make such a remark.

billhoward

There is a similar joke where Charles says, "But what if the child gets my looks and Diana's brains?" It goes around.

ugarte

Quote from: billhowardThere is a similar joke where Charles says, "But what if the child gets my looks and Diana's brains?" It goes around.
I think it was also in Rocky.

Beeeej

Quote from: ugarte
Quote from: billhowardThere is a similar joke where Charles says, "But what if the child gets my looks and Diana's brains?" It goes around.
I think it was also in Rocky.

Rocky II ("your good looks and your good brains - and my good left hook".)

There was a related joke in Rocky as well, but it was Rocky saying his father had told him he didn't have much in the way of brains so he'd better develop his body, and Adrian responding that was funny because her mother had told her she didn't have much in the way of a body so she'd better develop her brains.

And then the ice skating rink closed, because it was Thanksgiving, for G_d's sake.
Beeeej, Esq.

"Cornell isn't an organization.  It's a loose affiliation of independent fiefdoms united by a common hockey team."
   - Steve Worona