HARVARD SUCKS

Started by Josh '99, December 01, 2003, 06:31:07 PM

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Towerroad

Quote from: TrotskyTed Donato's son Ryan has committed to Harvard, per Heisenberg.  There had been speculation on the Harvard USCHO thread that he might be headed to BC instead.  He is, supposedly, a stud, but we all know how Harvard prospects, particularly legacies, display grade inflation.

If nothing else it could get tricky if Teddy gets fired.  The three or four alums who take time from defrauding their clients to care have been grunting for that bald pate on a pike.

Clearly, you do not understand, he is the best coach in all of hockey, after all he coaches at Harvard. QED.

He recently received a review and guess what grade he got?

Trotsky

The quest for a fourth consecutive Beanpot consolation win begins tonight at 5 pm.  Northeastern is 33 PWR slots higher than Harvard so the Crimson actually have an excuse this year.

RichH

Quote from: TrotskyThe quest for a fourth consecutive Beanpot consolation win begins tonight at 5 pm.  Northeastern is 33 PWR slots higher than Harvard so the Crimson actually have an excuse this year.

1993.  A newborn baby at the time Harvard last celebrated a championship in this four-team tournament could be watching today's game legally in a bar.

Cornell95

after 1 period Sucks already trails Northeastern 2-0 and failed to do much of anything during a 5min major PP

KeithK

Quote from: Cornell95after 1 period Sucks already trails Northeastern 2-0 and failed to do much of anything during a 5min major PP
In other news, the sun rose in the east this morning.

TimV

Camera in locker room showed Ted Donato's completely uninspiring speech to team, trailing 2-0.  They then went out and immediately gave up another goal, then another.  Now it's 4-0.  Announcers at one time pointed out that there were 30+ minutes of penalty time with only 23 minutes of time elapsed in the game.  Lotta laughs.
"Yo Paulie - I don't see no crowd gathering 'round you neither."

nyc94

Quote from: RichH
Quote from: TrotskyThe quest for a fourth consecutive Beanpot consolation win begins tonight at 5 pm.  Northeastern is 33 PWR slots higher than Harvard so the Crimson actually have an excuse this year.

1993.  A newborn baby at the time Harvard last celebrated a championship in this four-team tournament could be watching today's game legally in a bar.

Three title game appearances since.

Jim Hyla

Best quote on USCHO Beanpot Live Updates:

QuoteBrian Sullivan@SullivanHockey

"Everybody gets up for these games" -Steve Nazro.

 Sure, everybody but Harvard

It's 5-0 now.
"Cornell Fans Made the Timbers Tremble", Boston Globe, March/1970
Cornell lawyers stopped the candy throwing. Jan/2005

Jim Hyla

It's over 6-0. NU 3/10 PP, HU 0/7 76 min penalties.
"Cornell Fans Made the Timbers Tremble", Boston Globe, March/1970
Cornell lawyers stopped the candy throwing. Jan/2005

Jim Hyla

CHN's article: Another Lost Year at Beanpot for Harvard.

QuoteDonato has distant memories of the last time the Crimson won the tournament; he was a player. His record in the Beanpot is 5-13, and a nightmarish 1-9 in the opening round.

USCHO's: Does Northeastern finally have the stuff of Beanpot champions?  Read more: http://www.uscho.com/2014/02/03/does-northeastern-finally-have-the-stuff-of-beanpot-champions/#ixzz2sLvbGhjC

QuoteAt the other end, the Northeastern penalty killers stopped all seven Harvard power plays, limiting the Crimson to only two total man-advantage shots.

Most notably, the Huskies killed a first-period, five-minute major in a manner so thorough that it had to take much of the wind out of Harvard's sails. The Crimson managed only a single shot during the five minutes and spent much of the time outside of the offensive zone.

Read more: http://www.uscho.com/2014/02/03/does-northeastern-finally-have-the-stuff-of-beanpot-champions/#ixzz2sLvp5100
"Cornell Fans Made the Timbers Tremble", Boston Globe, March/1970
Cornell lawyers stopped the candy throwing. Jan/2005

nyc94

Quote from: Jim HylaCHN's article: Another Lost Year at Beanpot for Harvard.

QuoteDonato has distant memories of the last time the Crimson won the tournament; he was a player.

That doesn't sound right.  Harvard last won in 1993.  Donato graduated in 1991.  He was on their 1989 team that won the Beanpot.

cbuckser

My enjoyment of the Beanpot Tournament increased exponentially after I stopped rooting for Harvard and began just ridiculing the Crimson.
Craig Buckser '94

Robb

Quote from: cbuckserMy enjoyment of the Beanpot Tournament increased exponentially after I stopped rooting for Harvard and began just ridiculing the Crimson.
Frontrunner!
Let's Go RED!


Trotsky

Once they resumed... they resumed:

 
 DAR-3 Jesse Beamish (5-GRASPING THE FACEMASK) 14:07
 DAR-4 Jesse Beamish (10-Game Misconduct) 14:07
 DAR-5 Jesse Beamish (2-Roughing)        14:07
 DAR-6 Geoff Ferguson (2-Roughing) HAR 1x3 14:07
 HAR-4 Kevin Guiltinan (5-Contact to the Head) 14:07
 HAR-5 Kevin Guiltinan (10-Disqualification) 14:07
 HAR-6 Sean Malone (2-Roughing)         14:07
 HAR-7 Max Everson (2-High-Sticking) DAR 0x4 18:49
 DAR-7 Brandon McNally (2-Roughing)        19:17
 DAR-8 Grant Opperman (10-Misconduct)        19:17
 HAR-8 David Valek (2-Roughing)                 19:17