New Sign Ideas?

[O.S.B.]

I need some new catchy one-liners for the visitors box, we're running out of ideas, so a little help would be appreciated.  There's a loss of words for us, as you could tell that we double-used "Dork" ( though it had no authorization through the head sign boy) and the less than performing "Hobo" and "Fatbat"

[Will]

For tomorrow night at least, go with the obvious choice: "Mercy Hurts".

[DeltaOne81]

It's too bad that Mercyhurst's P.J. Hiscock graduated last year ::rock:: ... though that may be a bit much for kids' signs.

[Greg Berge]

Mercyhurst is the "Lakers."

Their #1 goalie is Andy Franck, the backup is Jordan Wakefield.

Their leading scorer is David Wrigley.  They have a wing named Scott Champagne.  And another named Jon Asselstine.

[jtwcornell91]

My former boss tried unsuccessfully to jump-start the Physics program at Mercyhurst before moving to Brownsville and getting UTB's going gangbusters.  He took over teaching Astronomy from a nun.

[jy3]

maac? atlantic hockey? what?

[jrsygrl]

living in north jersey hasn't afforded me the option of seeing these signs (they sound great!), but what about just having weird signs like "i'm wearing eyeliner", "i like glam rock" or "i'm afraid of the dark" like thought bubbles behind the players' heads?  or, the simple, canadian favorite, "hoser."
maybe i'm missing the point, or maybe i have a weird sense of humor, but stuff like that would be pretty entertaining.

[O.S.B.]

It sucks, I won't be at tonights game or the Hahvahd game next sat. :`(

[O.S.B.]

they also need to be catchy one-liners

[MHL]

For Brown:
"Pass? Fail!" (or "Satisfactory? No credit!" in Brown lingo)
"State Envy" ::banana::

Harvard:
"A+ for everyone!" (or a variation on that theme)
"Chum" (with arrows pointing at their bench...get it?)

Weird signs are also welcome.

[canucksfan]

I second "A+ for everyone," although Harvard might deserve something nastier...

[Ack]

"I wish I could pronounce my 'ar's!"

[MikeT(oast)]

most excellent, Mike.
*back of the hand double-tap* ;-)

[jy3]

where were the signs at the 'hurst game this weekend?

brown
blow up a nice picture of a toilet bowl +- fishing pole turd  ::nut::

hahvahd -  "brighton will be REDder" or something that likens (lichens? ) lynah east with lynah west - "lynah east will sound like this" or something

[Section A]

Some sign suggestions....

for Brown:

"Dirty Jerseys" or "Fell in Mud" with an arrow pointing to any player (they have ugly brown jerseys, you see). Or you could just go with "Ugly color"


for Harvard:

"Smells like Fish" with an arrow pointing to anyone, preferably to Coach Mazzelini. Might be funny.

or...someone I know suggested this one, and it would probably get a loud cheer from the crowd...."Remember Paolini?" (referring to last year's championship game, of course).

OR...."Lost to Princeton"



Post Edited (12-01-03 17:38)