Cornell 4 Brown 2, 1/31/26

[The Rancor]

How do I get on the email list?

[stereax]

How do I get on the email list?

No idea. Genuinely.

I've been STM the past 2 years. Never got an email last year, but I get them this year. Maybe email the athletics department and ask? But idk if that's gonna give you anything.

[The Rancor]

How do I get on the email list?

No idea. Genuinely.

I've been STM the past 2 years. Never got an email last year, but I get them this year. Maybe email the athletics department and ask? But idk if that's gonna give you anything.

At least we know that the Coach (or staff) is reading E-Lynah posts lol

[stereax]

How do I get on the email list?

No idea. Genuinely.

I've been STM the past 2 years. Never got an email last year, but I get them this year. Maybe email the athletics department and ask? But idk if that's gonna give you anything.

At least we know that the Coach (or staff) is reading E-Lynah posts lol

Hi, staff 👋 if you're reading THIS one, tell Schmidtty the girl who gives him the assist on broken sticks says hello 😂

[JasonN95]

Join the Cornell Hockey Association (CHA) and you'll be put on the list.

[stereax]

Thanks Coach, instead of worrying about my Very Real And Terrifying doctor's appointment today, I'm now vividly imagining Coach Jones and staff tracking me down after a game at Lynah and beating me to death with hammers (specifically hammers) for my treasonous actions against the Big Red 😂 and it's honestly pretty funny, besides my worrying that everyone hates me now 😅

I think this is called anxiety?

[Beeeej]

Thanks Coach, instead of worrying about my Very Real And Terrifying doctor's appointment today, I'm now vividly imagining Coach Jones and staff tracking me down after a game at Lynah and beating me to death with hammers (specifically hammers) for my treasonous actions against the Big Red 😂 and it's honestly pretty funny, besides my worrying that everyone hates me now 😅

I think this is called anxiety?

Don't be silly! They'd use curling stones.

[stereax]

Thanks Coach, instead of worrying about my Very Real And Terrifying doctor's appointment today, I'm now vividly imagining Coach Jones and staff tracking me down after a game at Lynah and beating me to death with hammers (specifically hammers) for my treasonous actions against the Big Red 😂 and it's honestly pretty funny, besides my worrying that everyone hates me now 😅

I think this is called anxiety?

Don't be silly! They'd use curling stones.

Spare skate blades!

[imafrshmn]

Thanks Coach, instead of worrying about my Very Real And Terrifying doctor's appointment today, I'm now vividly imagining Coach Jones and staff tracking me down after a game at Lynah and beating me to death with hammers (specifically hammers) for my treasonous actions against the Big Red 😂 and it's honestly pretty funny, besides my worrying that everyone hates me now 😅

I think this is called anxiety?

You must be thinking of the sledgehammer the guys take shirtless pictures with in the dressing room

[Trotsky]

How do I get on the email list?

Join the Cornell Hockey Association, I think.

[andyw2100]

The weekly Casey's out, for those wondering, but he mentioned quite clearly in his messaging that he'd prefer they not be shared online anymore. Mea culpa there, sorry Coach! 😅

He did refer to the postings as being on "social media." I wonder if he thinks they are being shared on something like Facebook.

While I've never thought of eLynah as social media, I guess one might consider this that.

[Trotsky]

eLynah is social media.  Hell, hockey-l was social media using stone knives and bear skins.

[stereax]

The weekly Casey's out, for those wondering, but he mentioned quite clearly in his messaging that he'd prefer they not be shared online anymore. Mea culpa there, sorry Coach! 😅

He did refer to the postings as being on "social media." I wonder if he thinks they are being shared on something like Facebook.

While I've never thought of eLynah as social media, I guess one might consider this that.

It's technically social media, yeah. And it's tastefully vague, as opposed to "that kid putting my emails on blast on the eLynah forums" 😅