Recruits 2026 and Beyond

[stereax]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

[stereax]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

Isn't it the same?

[ugarte]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

Isn't it the same?

more like a toilet but I still call it Twitter also

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

Isn't it the same?

Pronounced "shitter".

[RichH]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

Isn't it the same?

more like a toilet but I still call it Twitter also

"Our main story tonight concerns Twitter. Or as it's been called since Elon Musk purchased it a few years ago, Twitter."

Deadnaming it for an entire episode is another example of John Oliver's writing staff's brilliance.

https://youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI

[stereax]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

Isn't it the same?

more like a toilet but I still call it Twitter also

"Our main story tonight concerns Twitter. Or as it's been called since Elon Musk purchased it a few years ago, Twitter."

Deadnaming it for an entire episode is another example of John Oliver's writing staff's brilliance.

https://youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI

Deadnaming is only okay when it's Twitter.

[BearLover]

Cornell picks up a goalie recruit - Hagan Bach, G.

From Niskayuna, close to Albany.

Apr 17, 2009. 17yo. 6'2" and 201lbs already.

As per EP spent last year in the OJHL with a .915 and 2.25. Prior to that did two years at Shattuck's.

Likely plays in the OHL with Barrie next year.

EP projects him to come in in 28-29.

Asking my CHL friend about him...
"Is he any good?"
"Maybe? He had a really good triple-A career. He played with Thomas Carbonneau..."

They'll keep an eye on him for me 🥰

Arvin Jaswal, goalie who will likely play ahead of Bach next year in Barrie, just committed to Yale.

[stereax]

Cornell picks up a goalie recruit - Hagan Bach, G.

From Niskayuna, close to Albany.

Apr 17, 2009. 17yo. 6'2" and 201lbs already.

As per EP spent last year in the OJHL with a .915 and 2.25. Prior to that did two years at Shattuck's.

Likely plays in the OHL with Barrie next year.

EP projects him to come in in 28-29.

Asking my CHL friend about him...
"Is he any good?"
"Maybe? He had a really good triple-A career. He played with Thomas Carbonneau..."

They'll keep an eye on him for me 🥰

Arvin Jaswal, goalie who will likely play ahead of Bach next year in Barrie, just committed to Yale.

Isn't Jaswal like 2 years older?

[VIEWfromK]

I'm fine with the 5 years -- it's defensible. I want the Ivies to drop their performative nonsense and adopt everybody else's rules.  The brand will survive.

I'm curious how many of our athletes can afford a fifth season anyway?  In past conversations a couple impacted by COVID said they would have loved to finish at Cornell but couldn't afford to so they transferred.

[Trotsky]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

Isn't it the same?

Pronounced "shitter".

Or "Shitler."