Uncle Ezra on Fish

Started by Beeeej, January 31, 2002, 04:41:00 PM

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Beeeej

Uncle Ezra has answered a Lynah Faithful member's question about throwing fish at the Hahvahd game, at <http://cuinfo.cornell.edu/Dialogs/EZRA/search_ezra.phtml?mode=body&mode2=multip_question_nums&question_num=%&date=2002-01-31>.

Beeeej
Beeeej, Esq.

"Cornell isn't an organization.  It's a loose affiliation of independent fiefdoms united by a common hockey team."
   - Steve Worona

ugarte

What a wimpy answer.  No effort to distinguish between tossing the fish before the game and tossing the fish after a goal / at players. They won't (can't? shouldn't?) penalize the Red for an early fish toss, just like they don't penalize the Red for the newspaper toss.

Lowell '99

The mixed messages with regards to fish tossing drive me batty.  While athletics says they do not encourage the tossing of fish (which, I suppose, is to be expected as an official answer), I distinctly remember an ad in the Sun a few years back- placed by Athletics- in the shape of a fish.  Do whatever you can to get them in- just throw 'em.  :-)

Beeeej

Ezra answered another question this week about the fish, with something probably a little closer to the balanced approach we'd have liked to see the first time:  <http://cuinfo.cornell.edu/Dialogs/EZRA/search_ezra.phtml?mode=body&mode2=multip_question_nums&question_num=%&date=2002-02-07>

Beeeej
Beeeej, Esq.

"Cornell isn't an organization.  It's a loose affiliation of independent fiefdoms united by a common hockey team."
   - Steve Worona

CowbellGuy

Don't put anything around URLs. ie, no <>'s
"[Hugh] Jessiman turned out to be a huge specimen of something alright." --Puck Daddy

Beeeej

The first time I tried to post a message with a URL and didn't put brackets around it, it came through as non-hot-linked, regular text.

Beeeej
Beeeej, Esq.

"Cornell isn't an organization.  It's a loose affiliation of independent fiefdoms united by a common hockey team."
   - Steve Worona

Josh '99

The recent question directed to Uncle Ezra:

"I was just at the Harvard hockey game, and was wondering why we through fish on the ice."

I personally wonder how people who can't spell get into Cornell.  ::rolleyes::
"They do all kind of just blend together into one giant dildo."
-Ben Rocky 04

Beeeej

I'm assuming it's the same way people who can't do math get into Cornell.  :-D

Beeeej
Beeeej, Esq.

"Cornell isn't an organization.  It's a loose affiliation of independent fiefdoms united by a common hockey team."
   - Steve Worona

CowbellGuy

Uh huh. But then I fixed it. ::fight::
"[Hugh] Jessiman turned out to be a huge specimen of something alright." --Puck Daddy

Beeeej

What the heck is that supposed to be??

Beeeej
Beeeej, Esq.

"Cornell isn't an organization.  It's a loose affiliation of independent fiefdoms united by a common hockey team."
   - Steve Worona

jeh25

My sister had a friend that worked in admissions. Apparently, they actually had a red pen with which they would circle all the misspellings in your essays...

Cornell '98 '00; Yale 01-03; UConn 03-07; Brown 07-09; Penn State faculty 09-
Work is no longer an excuse to live near an ECACHL team... :(

Jordan 04

Yeah, they definitely mark grammatical mistakes/typos on applications, not only in essays.

Beeeej

I can't imagine why they wouldn't.  The quality of your spelling and grammar - especially in a college application - says a lot about how much you care about detail.

Beeeej
Beeeej, Esq.

"Cornell isn't an organization.  It's a loose affiliation of independent fiefdoms united by a common hockey team."
   - Steve Worona

zg88

Age!  Please explain your "tumbling peanut" cartoon (above)!!  It's creeping me out!!!   ::worry::
zg88

jason

I think I've figured out the "tumbling peanut". To the left is a Mac and user (hard to see because the yellow blends in with the background) and on the right is a PC user. The PC crashes and the PC user decides to take it out on the Mac user, and the "peanut" is the cloud of smoke resulting from the brawl. That, or giant legumes are wreaking havic on eLynah.