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[Josh '99]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

[Al DeFlorio]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

Yale's been selling out Ingalls for years.

[Josh '99]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

Yale's been selling out Ingalls for years.

I know, I was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

[Killer]

Brown's been selling pizza for years.

[ugarte]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

Yale's been selling out Ingalls for years.

I know, I was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

If Yale has been selling out games, that isn't an "exaggeration" it is a "joke with a faulty premise."

[Josh '99]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

Yale's been selling out Ingalls for years.

I know, I was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

If Yale has been selling out games, that isn't an "exaggeration" it is a "joke with a faulty premise."

For it to be a "joke with a faulty premise" it would have to have been a joke in the first place, which it wasn't, but I guess when you're holding a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.  :-}

[RichH]

Brown's been selling pizza for years.

Actually, you can add Brown to the list of schools that give away pizza to students in an attempt to bribe them to show up for the Cornell game.  It happened at Meehan this season.

[ugarte]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

Yale's been selling out Ingalls for years.

I know, I was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

If Yale has been selling out games, that isn't an "exaggeration" it is a "joke with a faulty premise."

For it to be a "joke with a faulty premise" it would have to have been a joke in the first place, which it wasn't, but I guess when you're holding a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.  :-}

You won't get any argument from me when you say it wasn't a joke in the first place.

[Josh '99]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

Yale's been selling out Ingalls for years.

I know, I was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

If Yale has been selling out games, that isn't an "exaggeration" it is a "joke with a faulty premise."

For it to be a "joke with a faulty premise" it would have to have been a joke in the first place, which it wasn't, but I guess when you're holding a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.  :-}

You won't get any argument from me when you say it wasn't a joke in the first place.

Am I supposed to be bothered by the insinuation that something I didn't intend to be funny wasn't funny?

[Rosey]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

Yale's been selling out Ingalls for years.

I know, I was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

If Yale has been selling out games, that isn't an "exaggeration" it is a "joke with a faulty premise."

For it to be a "joke with a faulty premise" it would have to have been a joke in the first place, which it wasn't, but I guess when you're holding a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.  :-}

You won't get any argument from me when you say it wasn't a joke in the first place.

Am I supposed to be bothered by the insinuation that something I didn't intend to be funny wasn't funny?

Lord knows I hate to agree with Charles on anything, but one of the following three things is true:

• You actually believe Yale and Brown have 12 fans combined, in which case you would be dumb.
• You understand that they have more fans, but just didn't know that Yale has been selling out and so thought it was funny (i.e., a "joke" ) to exaggerate the low attendance you thought they had.
• You understand that they have more fans, and knew that Yale was selling out their games, but thought it was funny (i.e., a "joke" ) to recall their historical travails as a perennial bottom-dweller by referring to low attendance in the past.

Quit while you're behind. ("Dig UP, stupid.")

[ugarte]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

Yale's been selling out Ingalls for years.

I know, I was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

If Yale has been selling out games, that isn't an "exaggeration" it is a "joke with a faulty premise."

For it to be a "joke with a faulty premise" it would have to have been a joke in the first place, which it wasn't, but I guess when you're holding a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.  :-}

You won't get any argument from me when you say it wasn't a joke in the first place.

Am I supposed to be bothered by the insinuation that something I didn't intend to be funny wasn't funny?

It also wasn't very dramatic.

I'll stop now.

[Josh '99]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

Yale's been selling out Ingalls for years.

I know, I was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

If Yale has been selling out games, that isn't an "exaggeration" it is a "joke with a faulty premise."

For it to be a "joke with a faulty premise" it would have to have been a joke in the first place, which it wasn't, but I guess when you're holding a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.  :-}

You won't get any argument from me when you say it wasn't a joke in the first place.

Am I supposed to be bothered by the insinuation that something I didn't intend to be funny wasn't funny?

It also wasn't very dramatic.

OR WAS IT?

:-D

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

Yale's been selling out Ingalls for years.

I know, I was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

If Yale has been selling out games, that isn't an "exaggeration" it is a "joke with a faulty premise."

For it to be a "joke with a faulty premise" it would have to have been a joke in the first place, which it wasn't, but I guess when you're holding a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.  :-}

You won't get any argument from me when you say it wasn't a joke in the first place.

Am I supposed to be bothered by the insinuation that something I didn't intend to be funny wasn't funny?

It also wasn't very dramatic.

I'll stop now.

Time for a "Jerk" "Typical" exchange?

[ugarte]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

Yale's been selling out Ingalls for years.

I know, I was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

If Yale has been selling out games, that isn't an "exaggeration" it is a "joke with a faulty premise."

For it to be a "joke with a faulty premise" it would have to have been a joke in the first place, which it wasn't, but I guess when you're holding a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.  :-}

You won't get any argument from me when you say it wasn't a joke in the first place.

Am I supposed to be bothered by the insinuation that something I didn't intend to be funny wasn't funny?

It also wasn't very dramatic.

I'll stop now.

Time for a "Jerk" "Typical" exchange?

NO! That joke has strayed so far from where it began. I am being a jerk. On purpose. The response to being a jerk is not "jerk/typical." The "typical" part makes no sense in that exchange.

The response to a person calling for everyone to stop fighting was "jerk/typical."

Don't think I don't know what is going to happen next.

[Trotsky]

I can't believe he didn't say anything about the Yale Brown game either. It's one of the biggest rivalries in the ECAC...

It is?  Those schools have like 12 fans combined.

Yale's been selling out Ingalls for years.

I know, I was exaggerating for dramatic effect.

If Yale has been selling out games, that isn't an "exaggeration" it is a "joke with a faulty premise."

For it to be a "joke with a faulty premise" it would have to have been a joke in the first place, which it wasn't, but I guess when you're holding a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.  :-}

You won't get any argument from me when you say it wasn't a joke in the first place.

Am I supposed to be bothered by the insinuation that something I didn't intend to be funny wasn't funny?

It also wasn't very dramatic.

I'll stop now.

Time for a "Jerk" "Typical" exchange?

NO! That joke has strayed so far from where it began. I am being a jerk. On purpose. The response to being a jerk is not "jerk/typical." The "typical" part makes no sense in that exchange.

The response to a person calling for everyone to stop fighting was "jerk/typical."

Don't think I don't know what is going to happen next.