Ashley Judd taunts

[tretiak]

Seeing as we'll be seeing too much of her in Syracuse, anyone got any good taunts against Ashley Judd? All I can think of is (Mary had a little lamb tune)

Ash-ley is the ug-ly Judd ug-ly Judd ug-ly Judd...

or

Ash-ley is a bad act-ress bad act-ress bad act-ress...

Feel free to finish them off or make up better ones

[Jordan 04]

There are likely countless possibilities regarding botched face-lifts.

[cth95]

This doesn't necessarily apply to us, but here is actress Samantha Ryan (apparently a Kansas alumnae and starring in a slightly different type of film than Ashley) giving 5 reasons why Kansas is better than Kentucky.  The first 4 are pretty lame, but the last one is great.  I heard this referenced on ESPN radio, just so you know.

http://theshiver.com/2010/03/samantha-ryan-top-5-reasons-being-a-ku-fan-is-better-than-being-a-kentucky-fan/

[Will]

You can mention something about one of her early on-screen acting roles being having to hook up with Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation.

[Trotsky]

You can mention something about one of her early on-screen acting roles being having to hook up with Wesley Crusher on Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Too soon.

[billhoward]

This doesn't necessarily apply to us, but here is actress Samantha Ryan (apparently a Kansas alumnae and starring in a slightly different type of film than Ashley) giving 5 reasons why Kansas is better than Kentucky.  The first 4 are pretty lame, but the last one is great.  I heard this referenced on ESPN radio, just so you know.

http://theshiver.com/2010/03/samantha-ryan-top-5-reasons-being-a-ku-fan-is-better-than-being-a-kentucky-fan/

... just so we know you don't normally troll the sites where you'd find Samantha Ryan info? We're like family here; no one's telling. The barbecue reference was borderline tasteless and thus had merit as well.

Problem with any and all taunts is the fewer syllables the better, which is why You Suck has that on its side. Being Ivy Leaguers, we could taunt in haiku, but who's going to listen for 17 syllables?

[billhoward]

Perhaps we should join a Kentucky fan forum to provide distinguished and balanced commentary. Maybe see if someone can add "Traveling Man" background music to the Rick Pitino page (if we can't do it, the RPI web TV team could probably pull it off - still in awe of what they did, for free). Recount how Pitino called the basketball writer for the Newark Star-Ledger "that f-ing Mexican idiot"; see if the Sun can get a Hispanic surnamed writer to the press conferences? So mamy insults, so little time to prepare. Or we could just enjoy the game and Cornell's ride so far.

[phillysportsfan]

I think it would better to makeup some Calamari taunts or something against Wall,Cousins, better to just ignore Judd

[Trotsky]

If Ashley Judd is the woman who did the KY hockey calendar, I think she should be off limits for jeers.  She has materially improved the college hockey experience.

[rmandel]

Don't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/8/4/hollywood-star-ashley-judd-enrolls-at/

[Trotsky]

Don't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/8/4/hollywood-star-ashley-judd-enrolls-at/

Uhhh. Larry Kroger? All in favor?
Who cares? We need the dues.

[billhoward]

And so Kansas goes down quickly, too.

[billhoward]

If Ashley Judd is the woman who did the KY hockey calendar, I think she should be off limits for jeers.  She has materially improved the college hockey experience.

Were you thinking Kentucky ... or Florida State? Ginger or Marianne?

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Neither of whom can hold a candle to the Cornell women's team. Still amazed by how far they went.

[Swampy]

Don't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/8/4/hollywood-star-ashley-judd-enrolls-at/

Isn't "Harvard sucks" sufficient for Ashley?

[billhoward]

Don't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/8/4/hollywood-star-ashley-judd-enrolls-at/

Isn't "Harvard sucks" sufficient for Ashley?

Well, a lot of us didn't know she went to Harvard. Harvard? If I read her Wikipedia entry correctly, she was something like 27 credits over for graduation there and thought she wasn't eligible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Judd And the entry also says she did pose in just a hockey jersey for the UK hockey team.

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