The Harvard Roundtable

[CowbellGuy]

Jon: Good second period. Defensive shell, third period. A little awkward. I'm not the one sleeping in a single bed with another dude.

Katie: Good Lord. I just wish we wouldn't go into defensive shell.

Age: A Devin will win the Crimson Cup, regardless of whatever may have happened tonight.

Jon: Getting goals from Keir Ross and Tyler Roeszler, bonus.

Mark: First shutout at Bright, ever.

Jon: Why do the cops always gotta kick us out after the game.

Mark: Last time we had a shutout at Harvard was at Watson. That's kind of an interesting point.

Age: Move on.

Katie: It wasn't as boisterous as a 3-0 win should be at Harvard.

Jon: That's cause all the bandwagon jumpers were at basketball.

Age: I can't type (I'm drunk).

Katie: Why haven't Colin Greening and Riley Nash figured out how to fucking pass to each other? How long have they been playing together?

Age: Two weeks.

Jon: *Unavailable*

Mark: *Checking phantom message.* *It was a phantom message.* *giggling uncontrollably*

Jon: Lucky orange. Lucky orange is going to Dartmouth tomorrow.

Katie: That orange is going to Ford Field.

Age: Eww.

Jon: I will bring an orange to every game as long as Cornell keeps winning.

Katie: By the way, Riley and Colin are going to be mad at me for saying that.

Jon: Hockey players don't read the forum.

Katie: (That means you.)

Jon: A blind nut finds a squirrel once in a while.

Age: Tax dollars at work.

Katie: Who looked good today?

Mark: Blake.

Age: If only he could finish.

Jon: He scored on the empty net.

Katie: Jillson, actually--

Jon: Jillson was absent today.

Mark: Joe Devin--

Jon: Joe Devin did look good today. Actually, Riley played OK.

Kate: Riley needs to understand when to pass and when not to pass.

Jon: People need to understand that Riley is a playmaker, not a pure goal scorer.

Kate: Are you going to just wake up with dragon breath next to me?

Mark: Jon, would you like me to go down and get you a toothbrush?

Jon: You're getting off-topic.

Kate: Go, Marv!

Jon: There's an awful lot of typing--

Age: I'm catching up.

Jon: What are you saying over there?

Age: I'm thinking.

Kate: There was no toilet paper at John Harvard's which is more than I can I can say for the last ten times I used the bathroom at Dunbar's.

Age: Moving on...

Mark: We should travel with these guys more often.

Age: You say that until Jon wakes up in the middle of the night and has to puke.

Jon: I made it to the bathroom.

Age: No, Kate made it in time with the trash can.

*Mark takes some photos.*

Kate: By the way, how many people actually remember this round table?

Age: Ben Scrivens is a couple of shutouts aways from Dave McKee's record. Are either of them really in the top two goalies to play for Cornell?

Jon: Do you have any mouthwash?

Katie: No, I'm sorry. I'm a bad wife.

Jon: Are we back to hockey yet?

Katie: We had a clean game, penalty-wise.

Jon: Harvard's helmets were ugly as sin. Did anyone else notice this? Apparently these are the new concussion-free helmets. Oh, did anyone else notice how many basketball-style screens Harvard set tonight? To the point where the Cornell bench was yelling, "Screen!" every time it happened.

Age: No.

Mark: Yeah.

Katie: Have we had a "Go, Marv!" recently?

Mark: Did I notice?

Age: You said, "Yeah."

Jon: Why doesn't Blake Gallagher double-shift?

Age: Why don't we have anyone who can take a faceoff?

Jon: I like the fact that Keir Ross was taking faceoffs. We had a few wins where we couldn't clear our own zone. It wasn't good.

Age: You suppose what they spent on that scoreboard could fund our hockey program for three years?

Katie: You mean the scoreboard that you can't see from half the rink?

*Katie says something about the '03 team and winning faceoffs that I can't quite keep up with. It involves winning them.*

Age: Who is going to score next year?

Jon: Where? Here or at home?

Age: Umm, anywhere.

Jon: It depends if Louis LeBlanc stays or goes or if Riley Nash stays or goes.

*Jon is in bed and his eyes are closed at this point.*

*A few things are uttered about the '05 team being a rebuilding year.*

Katie: Then we are screwed.

Mark: We're going to kick some Dartmouth ass tomorrow.

Age: Just like we didn't two of the last three years? Me and Anne are probably the only two that remember the inflatable head moose mascot guy. I need to find that video.

[Trotsky]

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[Jeff Hopkins '82]

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I fear for the future of mankind.

[scoop85]

My thought exactly.

[Josh '99]

Go Marv!