FOOTBALL: Cornell 34 Columbia 14 (final)

[Trotsky]

Kilcoyne returns the opening kickoff 94 years and Zell hits his 50th straight PAT.  7-0 Red.

[Al DeFlorio]

Nice start in the battle for the cellar.

[Trotsky]

Cornell blocks a field goal.  The Lions' unis are whiter than usual, making them look like the full-body underwear in a Chaplin Yukon movie.

[Trotsky]

Hey, that was damn FINE catch by Fitzpatrick across the middle for 18.

[Trotsky]

[quote Al DeFlorio]Nice start in the battle for the cellar.[/quote]Note that with Penn at Harvard today, Cornell likely can get to at worst 6th via their own efforts.

[Trotsky]

Nice TD run by Liuzza!

[Trotsky]

14-zip with the kick.

[Al DeFlorio]

Liuzza brings back memories of single-wing tailbacks from the 50s and early 60s.  What goes around comes around.

[Trotsky]

Walters 81 punt return for TD, 21-0.  Yikes.

[Al DeFlorio]

Am I to really believe what I'm seeing?

[Rita]

[quote Trotsky]Cornell blocks a field goal.  The Lions' unis are whiter than usual, making them look like the full-body underwear in a Chaplin Yukon movie.[/quote]

They still look better than the (almost) all yellow uniforms that West Virginia wore on Thursday night and that the Univ. of Oregon has worn in the recent past as part of their 301(?) possible uniform combinations courtesy of Nike. ::barf::

[Trotsky]

[quote Rita]the Univ. of Oregon has worn in the recent past as part of their 301(?) possible uniform combinations courtesy of Nike. ::barf::[/quote]Don't get me started on the Ducks.  My wife is an alumna of UO, and I've seen their unis go from classic beauty to the hideous evil of the swooshtika. ::bang::

[Trotsky]

Nice job by Liuzza there, taking a broken play and not panicking.  Maybe he can transfer to Notre Dame...

[Ben Rocky '04]

Is Ford back in?

[Trotsky]

[quote Ben Rocky '04]Is Ford back in?[/quote]It's back-and-forth.  Can't say I like it much.  "Get off my lawn!"