Caption Contest #1

[Ben\'s Momma]

Ben -
You're just aggravated because my retort was funnier than your caption.  Reminds me of when you were in elementary school and used to wet your bed to get attention.  You've stopped doing that now, right?
Love,
Mom

[ugarte]

Hansen, clearly intimidated by Stephen Baby, has to be forced forward by linesman Feola to justify his latest mysterious decision.

[Mo Kelly]

"During a break in the action, Baby tries to sell the zebras some glowlights"

[Adam \'04]

Ben's Momma,
You have a great deal audacity. I hope you realize how big of a pussy you are for hiding in anonymity. You are a disgrace to your family. I hope you and your alternate personalities come to grip with each other. You know you are a really sad person. Grow up. :-(

[Mo Kelly]

"No its not Manute Bol night at Lynah."

[gwm3]

The Big Red return to action this Friday when they play the University of Western Michigan.
     - The Cornell Daily Sun

[ugarte]

Is there really going to be another discussion about "anonymity" on the board and what it means?

 I don't know who Ben's Momma is, and I don't know who CULater '89 is.   Neither include their email address or real name.  The former is (occassionally) funny and the latter is an opinionated and valued contributor to the forum (we rarely agree, but so what?).  I like having both of them around, and don't care if I can't contact them "off the record".

What do you think is lost from the anonymity?  You can't send your flames directly?  That argues in favor of retaining anonymity, not against it.

And, for the record, in both of "her" posts in this thread, Ben's Momma was funny - and right.

[asshole 04]

Feola:  Wow that's a big wad o' cash, how much did they pay you to blow this game?  

Hansen:  You keep feeling me up, I might share... ;-)

[littleredfan]

Age...pick the best 4-5 of these & put into a poll

[Ben Doyle 03]

Hey momma,

Here's to you slipping on a snowy slidewalk. . .

[Ben\'s Momma]

Andy -
If you were Ben's Momma, you'd want to be anonymous, too.  You and Ben should take a lesson from Big Red Apple.  Such a polite young man.
Love,
Mom

[bigggreddd77]

Plain and simple:

"Referee cops a Feola"

[marty]

Baby:  What's going on Scott (Hansen)?  You're calling the game with your eyes closed.

Hansen:  I'm PO'd.  I told the members of my fan club I was going to be on Hockeycam only to find out Andy pulled the plug.:`(

Feola:  Could we call a bench minor on the AD for unsportsmanlike conduct?::nut::

[Ogletorp]

Baby teaches Hansen the lyrics of "hey Baby" as Feola hides for fear of death

[jkahn]

Peter Feola hides behind fellow referee Scott Hansen, fearing that his explanation of a Cornell disallowed goal to captain Stephen Baby might not have been acceptable.