Caption Contest #1

[CowbellGuy]

OK. I'm a little bored...
The best caption for this photo wins... umm... kudos.





Post Edited (12-12-03 08:52)

[CowbellGuy]

Peter Feola tries to steal Scott Hansen's whistle after it becomes clear Hansen doesn't know what the hell he's doing

[gwm3]

Feola prepares to give Hansen a boost so that he and Cornell Captain Steve Baby can speak eye-to-eye.

[JohnnyB]

And Feola says, "Hey, Hansen, you're my b*tch.  He may be bigger but his name is Baby!"

[Adam \'01]

Linesman Peter Feola eagerly searches for the Subway banner, as Cornell senior co-captain Steve Baby politely explains that the contest was cancelled years ago.

[atb9]

With the way you're calling the game...?  Sorry guys, no man train tonight.

[gwm3]

Steve Baby shakes his head disapprovingly after catching Hansen and Feola in a game of referee grabass.

[melissa\'01]

Feola gets caught hitting from behind, Hansen is faulted for holding the stick, and victimized Baby wants to cry like a baby (without the autoprogramed circumflex!)

[judy]

Baby, can you beat up Feola for me? His hand on my ass is creeping me out!

[gwm3]

Alex Dell, watching from Section O, wonders why Feola never rubs his ass during stoppages in play.  :-/

[Ben Doyle 03]

Linesman Peter Feola says to referee Scott Hansen, "Stop blowing the game!" While Cornell co-captain Stephen Baby calmly says, "Look Hansen, we all know your wife's a whore but could you leave that shit off the ice."

[crodger1]

Baby asks: "Did you guys play for UVM?"

[Ben\'s Momma]

Ben -
You know there are children reading this forum and that your language is inappropriate.  Even worse, your caption is not even remotely humorous.  Go to your room!
Mom

[Ben Doyle 03]

Hey mom. . .are you serious?!?

Must be nice to hide you weak character behind a BS screen name. . .

[Adam \'04]

Baby: [q] So why is it exactly that you hate our team so much?[/q]

Hansen: [q] I don't hate you guys. I think you are a great team, but I think B.U. has more talent and deserve to win. Plus, Brad Zancanaro is cute.[/q]

Baby: [q] What!!![/q]

Feola:[q] Coach P. promised we could go midget tossing after the game. [/q]

Baby: [q] What!!![/q]

Hansen: [q] Yeah Feola. That's the spot. Last night he was like the Energizer Midget. He just keeps going, and going, and going.[/q]

Baby: [q] I'll toss the midget into the boards if you want.[/q]