This is beautiful

[Trotsky]

[Rita]

I haven't watched The Tonight Show in ages, but has the "headline news" segment been replaced with something like "Twits on Twitter"? This would be a good candidate.

[ugarte]

There is no way that this isn't a joke. Come on people.

[Jordan 04]

The entire twitter account is dedicated to dopey stats.  It's clear the staff has some fun with it.

And if you ever hear a Nets pre-game show, you can see how the Twitter feed fits the personality of the head of PR.

[Trotsky]

There is no way that this isn't a joke. Come on people.

Parsimony and a history of observing the Nets organization dictate we must reject your hypothesis.

[Killer]

Maybe someone on their staff went to BU and remembered that BU is 0-1 when outscoring Cornell 9-0.

[Towerroad]

I am pretty sure this guy got an A in Sports Math at Harvard.