Lynah East 2/19

[Swampy]

I will be there with 4 but unfortunately one will be rooting for the Crimson. That should double the number of Crimson fans.

For shame on you.::twak::

One of my old dorm mates married a Sucks grad, the heart wants what the heart wants. She is a hockey fan but I will endeavor to do my best to explain, using little words, that there is only one hockey team on the ice at this event and that the person in crimson standing in front of the net with all the padding would be better employed straining spaghetti.

Here is the moral dilemma, I was thinking of a modest wager where the fan of the losing side would have to sing the Alma Mater of the winning team. While I have absolutely no doubt that the team would do its part there is always the small chance that the bus could get stuck in a snow drift and and result in a forfeit. I am not sure that I could actually form those words in my mouth or that any amount of single malt Scotch could mask their stench. Should I risk this utter degradation?

I don't know what's moral, immoral, or amoral about this. But in light of Roy's comment:

Although I am an anti-Faith crusading radical, I do believe in the Hockey Gods. All this woofing is making me nervous.
::scared::

Perhaps the wager could just have the losing side sing the Alma Mater of the People's College of Havana which was co-founded by Horace Greeley, who himself was a socialist (or at least a socialist sympathizer, as well as a Republican and Democrat) and patron of Karl Marx. Eventually he saw the light and became one of the members of our first Board of Trustees. But it was our own co-founder and first president who turned said People's College into an insane asylum. As for virgins, at least in my day they were plentiful on the Arts Quad, as the footsteps in the accompanying photo attest.

[Towerroad]

Well, now that you mention it, we are talking about the Womens team. The sacrifice is typically of the opposite gender. Let's look for some engineers.

[Trotsky]

Well, now that you mention it, we are talking about the Womens team. The sacrifice is typically of the opposite gender. Let's look for some engineers.

Don't we want someone palatable?

[Towerroad]

Well, now that you mention it, we are talking about the Womens team. The sacrifice is typically of the opposite gender. Let's look for some engineers.

Don't we want someone palatable?

Well, it of course it would be best to use someone that is "fair" but I was initially drawn to the virgin rich pool of the appropriate gender. Maybe we could use someone that was not completely ugly or if we put our marketing hat on and offer prettiest engineer we could find. A bag might come in useful.

[ftyuv]

As for virgins, at least in my day they were plentiful on the Arts Quad, as the footsteps in the accompanying photo attest.

I always thought they should be a bit less naive and wait until morning to shake hands. If someone's walking from the freshmen dorms to a frat house at midnight, you may not want to be so quick to congratulate yourself on said traveler's chastity.

[Trotsky]

Well, now that you mention it, we are talking about the Womens team. The sacrifice is typically of the opposite gender. Let's look for some engineers.

Don't we want someone palatable?

Well, it of course it would be best to use someone that is "fair" but I was initially drawn to the virgin rich pool of the appropriate gender. Maybe we could use someone that was not completely ugly or if we put our marketing hat on and offer prettiest engineer we could find. A bag might come in useful.

I just meant the men.  All the female Cornell engineers I have ever met have been stunning and awesome.

[Trotsky]

Well, now that you mention it, we are talking about the Womens team. The sacrifice is typically of the opposite gender. Let's look for some engineers.

Don't we want someone palatable?

Well, it of course it would be best to use someone that is "fair" but I was initially drawn to the virgin rich pool of the appropriate gender. Maybe we could use someone that was not completely ugly or if we put our marketing hat on and offer prettiest engineer we could find. A bag might come in useful.

I just meant the men.  All the female Cornellengineersians  I have ever met have been stunning and awesome.

FMP

[Towerroad]

Well, now that you mention it, we are talking about the Womens team. The sacrifice is typically of the opposite gender. Let's look for some engineers.

Don't we want someone palatable?

Well, it of course it would be best to use someone that is "fair" but I was initially drawn to the virgin rich pool of the appropriate gender. Maybe we could use someone that was not completely ugly or if we put our marketing hat on and offer prettiest engineer we could find. A bag might come in useful.

I just meant the men.  All the female Cornell engineers I have ever met have been stunning and awesome.

We are in agreement that it would be a male sacrifice. I agree with you on the female engineers but they do not qualify for this supreme effort.