Cornell's 2008-2009 ECAC Schedule

[The Rancor]

"Past your bedtime!" clapclap clapclapclap

[kaelistus]

I'm also confused on why someone being underage makes them unable to score. Its not illegal for an underage person to score with another underage person. I'm pretty sure the statistics for underage sex of this type is a good number higher than 0%.

In addition. Underage people have no legal repercussions when having sex with overage people. In essence: they can have sex with us, we can't have sex with them.

Of course, this is all pointless talk because even if the above weren't true,  the age of consent in New York is 17 so most of the kids in the U18 team are, for this purpose, not underage.

So what was that five minute tirade about exactly?

HEY U18... DIE!... DROP DEAD!... HANG THE REFEREE!

[polar]

wasn't there, couldn't tell you, or I would have already.

and when was the last time you saw a prefrosh get laid at cornell?

[Josh '99]

[quote kaelistus]HEY U18... DIE!... DROP DEAD!... HANG THE REFEREE![/quote]A ROPE!  A TREE!  THE REF BEATS HIS SHEEP!

[billhoward]

[quote French Rage][quote CowbellGuy][quote polar]9:00 and you can't score[/quote]

OK. For the love of God, can we get this shit straight? That's not the cheer. Never was. You have two options: "It's Friday/Saturday night and you can't score." and "It's 9/10:00. Do you know where your goalie is?" The first speaks for itself. The second is a take on the "It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs that used to be run on television. It doesn't get much simpler than that, and yet Lynah has managed to merge the two into a nonsensical turd of a cheer. Bloody hell.[/quote]

The one I heard most was "It's 9:00 PM on a Friday/Saturday night and you can't score."  One might say the 9:00 PM is redundant here since it's already stated it's Saturday night, so while this is not the most efficient version in terms of words expended, it's still not technically wrong in any way.  Though saying 9:00 PM means you can only say it right around 9:00 PM, which makes it more special because you could say the other versions at any point during a game.  However, if it is 9:00 PM and they haven't scored, we have a shutout going, so one would not want to jinx that.[/quote]

"Nine o'clock" eliminates the "9 p.m. ... Friday night" redundancy. Plus there's that nice crisp hard C sound that carries well.

[Rita]

[quote Josh '99][quote kaelistus]HEY U18... DIE!... DROP DEAD!... HANG THE REFEREE![/quote]A ROPE!  A TREE!  THE REF BEATS HIS SHEEP![/quote]

Well in Indiana, you need to be careful with what you do  with your (or your neighbor's) sheep, chicken and dogs.

Gross. ::barf::

[jkahn]

3 games with time changes to accomodate the TV schedule:
at Princeton 4 P.M. ESPNU
at Colgate 7:30 P.M. Time-Warner
at Harvard 8:00 P.M. CBS College Sports
http://cornellbigred.com/news/2008/9/18/MICE_0918082347.aspx