Cornell's 2008-2009 ECAC Schedule

[Trotsky]

[quote Josh '99]Umm...  people who were alive before the Internet existed?[/quote]Nope.  Not even us.

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

[quote Trotsky][quote Josh '99]Umm...  people who were alive before the Internet existed?[/quote]Nope.  Not even us.[/quote]

Not any more, anyway.  ::nut::

[Josh '99]

[quote Jeff Hopkins '82][quote Trotsky][quote Josh '99]Umm...  people who were alive before the Internet existed?[/quote]Nope.  Not even us.[/quote]

Not any more, anyway.  ::nut::[/quote]Let me rephrase.  People who were obtaining porn before the Internet existed.  :-}

[polar]

someone was telling me over the weekend about the last time the U-18 team came to Cornell. Apparently one legendary heckler turned the "9:00 and you can't score" cheer into a five-minute ripping tirade on the fact that the entire team was underage and, as such, wouldn't be able to score regardless. It's things like this I'm looking forward to

[CowbellGuy]

[quote polar]9:00 and you can't score[/quote]

OK. For the love of God, can we get this shit straight? That's not the cheer. Never was. You have two options: "It's Friday/Saturday night and you can't score." and "It's 9/10:00. Do you know where your goalie is?" The first speaks for itself. The second is a take on the "It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs that used to be run on television. It doesn't get much simpler than that, and yet Lynah has managed to merge the two into a nonsensical turd of a cheer. Bloody hell.

[Beeeej]

[quote CowbellGuy][quote polar]9:00 and you can't score[/quote]

OK. For the love of God, can we get this shit straight? That's not the cheer. Never was. You have two options: "It's Friday/Saturday night and you can't score." and "It's 9/10:00. Do you know where your goalie is?" The first speaks for itself. The second is a take on the "It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs that used to be run on television. It doesn't get much simpler than that, and yet Lynah has managed to merge the two into a nonsensical turd of a cheer. Bloody hell.[/quote]

"Hey, JR!  You're not a goalie, you're nine o'clock!  You're not nine o'clock, you can't score!  You're not - um - can't score, your mother called!  And she said, tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrnnnn, skate, skate, skate, YOU JUST STOP!!"

[RichH]

[quote Beeeej][quote CowbellGuy][quote polar]9:00 and you can't score[/quote]

OK. For the love of God, can we get this shit straight? That's not the cheer. Never was. You have two options: "It's Friday/Saturday night and you can't score." and "It's 9/10:00. Do you know where your goalie is?" The first speaks for itself. The second is a take on the "It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs that used to be run on television. It doesn't get much simpler than that, and yet Lynah has managed to merge the two into a nonsensical turd of a cheer. Bloody hell.[/quote]

"Hey, JR!  You're not a goalie, you're nine o'clock!  You're not nine o'clock, you can't score!  You're not - um - can't score, your mother called!  And she said, tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrnnnn, skate, skate, skate, YOU JUST STOP!!"[/quote]

YOU LOOOOSE!!!!

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

[quote RichH][quote Beeeej][quote CowbellGuy][quote polar]9:00 and you can't score[/quote]

OK. For the love of God, can we get this shit straight? That's not the cheer. Never was. You have two options: "It's Friday/Saturday night and you can't score." and "It's 9/10:00. Do you know where your goalie is?" The first speaks for itself. The second is a take on the "It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs that used to be run on television. It doesn't get much simpler than that, and yet Lynah has managed to merge the two into a nonsensical turd of a cheer. Bloody hell.[/quote]

"Hey, JR!  You're not a goalie, you're nine o'clock!  You're not nine o'clock, you can't score!  You're not - um - can't score, your mother called!  And she said, tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrnnnn, skate, skate, skate, YOU JUST STOP!!"[/quote]

YOU LOOOOSE!!!![/quote]

BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
ad infinitum

[BCrespi]

[quote CowbellGuy][quote polar]9:00 and you can't score[/quote]

OK. For the love of God, can we get this shit straight? That's not the cheer. Never was. You have two options: "It's Friday/Saturday night and you can't score." and "It's 9/10:00. Do you know where your goalie is?" The first speaks for itself. The second is a take on the "It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs that used to be run on television. It doesn't get much simpler than that, and yet Lynah has managed to merge the two into a nonsensical turd of a cheer. Bloody hell.[/quote]

I'm not usually a curmudgeon about stuff like this; however for this cheer, it definitely matters.  I also like the corollary, "It's 9:00.  Do you know where your offense is?" depending on the sort of game our Red have brought to the rink that night.

[sah67]

[quote Jeff Hopkins '82][quote RichH][quote Beeeej][quote CowbellGuy][quote polar]9:00 and you can't score[/quote]

OK. For the love of God, can we get this shit straight? That's not the cheer. Never was. You have two options: "It's Friday/Saturday night and you can't score." and "It's 9/10:00. Do you know where your goalie is?" The first speaks for itself. The second is a take on the "It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs that used to be run on television. It doesn't get much simpler than that, and yet Lynah has managed to merge the two into a nonsensical turd of a cheer. Bloody hell.[/quote]

"Hey, JR!  You're not a goalie, you're nine o'clock!  You're not nine o'clock, you can't score!  You're not - um - can't score, your mother called!  And she said, tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrnnnn, skate, skate, skate, YOU JUST STOP!!"[/quote]

YOU LOOOOSE!!!![/quote]

BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
ad infinitum[/quote]

DE-FENSE, DE-FENSE!

SHOOOOT ITTTT!!

[BMac]

SCORE!!!! SCORE!!!!

PASS THE BALL THINGY! OHMYGOD SCOOOOOOORE!

[Josh '99]

[quote sah67][quote Jeff Hopkins '82][quote RichH][quote Beeeej][quote CowbellGuy][quote polar]9:00 and you can't score[/quote]

OK. For the love of God, can we get this shit straight? That's not the cheer. Never was. You have two options: "It's Friday/Saturday night and you can't score." and "It's 9/10:00. Do you know where your goalie is?" The first speaks for itself. The second is a take on the "It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs that used to be run on television. It doesn't get much simpler than that, and yet Lynah has managed to merge the two into a nonsensical turd of a cheer. Bloody hell.[/quote]

"Hey, JR!  You're not a goalie, you're nine o'clock!  You're not nine o'clock, you can't score!  You're not - um - can't score, your mother called!  And she said, tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrnnnn, skate, skate, skate, YOU JUST STOP!!"[/quote]

YOU LOOOOSE!!!![/quote]

BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
BEND OVER!  BEND OVER!  
ad infinitum[/quote]

DE-FENSE, DE-FENSE!

SHOOOOT ITTTT!![/quote]Wait, I'm lost.  Are we doing bad cheers, or are we doing cheers wrong?  I think it changed in there somewhere.  :-P

GO START THE PUCK!  GO START THE PUCK!

[French Rage]

[quote CowbellGuy][quote polar]9:00 and you can't score[/quote]

OK. For the love of God, can we get this shit straight? That's not the cheer. Never was. You have two options: "It's Friday/Saturday night and you can't score." and "It's 9/10:00. Do you know where your goalie is?" The first speaks for itself. The second is a take on the "It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs that used to be run on television. It doesn't get much simpler than that, and yet Lynah has managed to merge the two into a nonsensical turd of a cheer. Bloody hell.[/quote]

The one I heard most was "It's 9:00 PM on a Friday/Saturday night and you can't score."  One might say the 9:00 PM is redundant here since it's already stated it's Saturday night, so while this is not the most efficient version in terms of words expended, it's still not technically wrong in any way.  Though saying 9:00 PM means you can only say it right around 9:00 PM, which makes it more special because you could say the other versions at any point during a game.  However, if it is 9:00 PM and they haven't scored, we have a shutout going, so one would not want to jinx that.

[BCrespi]

[quote French Rage][quote CowbellGuy][quote polar]9:00 and you can't score[/quote]

OK. For the love of God, can we get this shit straight? That's not the cheer. Never was. You have two options: "It's Friday/Saturday night and you can't score." and "It's 9/10:00. Do you know where your goalie is?" The first speaks for itself. The second is a take on the "It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs that used to be run on television. It doesn't get much simpler than that, and yet Lynah has managed to merge the two into a nonsensical turd of a cheer. Bloody hell.[/quote]

The one I heard most was "It's 9:00 PM on a Friday/Saturday night and you can't score."  One might say the 9:00 PM is redundant here since it's already stated it's Saturday night, so while this is not the most efficient version in terms of words expended, it's still not technically wrong in any way.  Though saying 9:00 PM means you can only say it right around 9:00 PM, which makes it more special because you could say the other versions at any point during a game.  However, if it is 9:00 PM and they haven't scored, we have a shutout going, so one would not want to jinx that.[/quote]

Yeah, I heard a lot of this as well.  However, it's really dumb, if not technically wrong. How many college students do/did you know that are/were "scoring" at 9 PM.

[French Rage]

[quote BCrespi][quote French Rage][quote CowbellGuy][quote polar]9:00 and you can't score[/quote]

OK. For the love of God, can we get this shit straight? That's not the cheer. Never was. You have two options: "It's Friday/Saturday night and you can't score." and "It's 9/10:00. Do you know where your goalie is?" The first speaks for itself. The second is a take on the "It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are?" PSAs that used to be run on television. It doesn't get much simpler than that, and yet Lynah has managed to merge the two into a nonsensical turd of a cheer. Bloody hell.[/quote]

The one I heard most was "It's 9:00 PM on a Friday/Saturday night and you can't score."  One might say the 9:00 PM is redundant here since it's already stated it's Saturday night, so while this is not the most efficient version in terms of words expended, it's still not technically wrong in any way.  Though saying 9:00 PM means you can only say it right around 9:00 PM, which makes it more special because you could say the other versions at any point during a game.  However, if it is 9:00 PM and they haven't scored, we have a shutout going, so one would not want to jinx that.[/quote]

Yeah, I heard a lot of this as well.  However, it's really dumb, if not technically wrong. How many college students do/did you know that are/were "scoring" at 9 PM.[/quote]

True, but that was the latest on-the-hour time a game would be played during, and thus made more sense than 7 or 8.