Next Year's Season Ticket System

Started by Beeeej, March 31, 2006, 12:05:10 PM

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Beeeej

March 31, 2006, 12:05:10 PM
Andy Noel announces tickets to be distributed on a "gladiatorial combat" basis:

http://www.cornellsun.com/media/storage/paper866/news/2006/03/31/AprilFools/New-System.Announced.For.Hockey.Tickets-1775391.shtml

::laugh::

Beeeej
Beeeej, Esq.

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#1
March 31, 2006, 12:07:26 PM
The sad thing is that this would be an improvement...
If you lead a good life, go to Sunday school and church, and say your prayers every night, when you die, you'll go to LYNAH!

redhair34

#2
March 31, 2006, 12:09:18 PM
[Q]In other Lynah-related news, due to new addition to famed rink, sections will be re-lettered. Visitors will now sit in Section M, in honor of former Sun sports editor, senior Chris Mascaro. [/Q]

That's not bad :-P

CowbellGuy

#3
March 31, 2006, 12:30:44 PM
[q]bread and circuses would also be provided to compliment the festivities[/q]

I draw the line at talking bread.
"[Hugh] Jessiman turned out to be a huge specimen of something alright." --Puck Daddy

ugarte

#4
March 31, 2006, 02:30:12 PM
Nobody is going to be laughing when this article reruns on page one in October.

Cornell history: first as tragedy, then as farce. Then as tragedy again.
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