Riley Nash commits to Cornell

[CowbellGuy]

[quote Roy 82]As a professional comic...[/quote]
Jesus Christ. Another one?

[ugarte]

[quote CowbellGuy][quote Roy 82]As a professional comic...[/quote]
Jesus Christ. Another one?[/quote]No, same one. Might want to go back and reparse that phrase.

(And even the "one" might be a generous description. Based on last year's 1040, I'm almost as close to being considered a professional lemming farmer.)

[CowbellGuy]

Oops. :-D I can read good-like. I swears.

[Trotsky]

In The Hockey News' Hot 100 special, Riley Nash is ranked as the #95 player in this year's draft.