Caption Contest #5
Posted by CowbellGuy
Caption Contest #5
Posted by: CowbellGuy (---.biotech.cornell.edu)
Date: December 08, 2003 03:03PM
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"[Hugh] Jessiman turned out to be a huge specimen of something alright." --Puck Daddy
"[Hugh] Jessiman turned out to be a huge specimen of something alright." --Puck Daddy
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Ack (---.resnet.cornell.edu)
Date: December 08, 2003 03:05PM
Oh my god oh my god oh my god, where are my glasses?!
or
"Michigan gave me the WORST wedgie"
or
"Michigan gave me the WORST wedgie"
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Beeeej (---.NYCMNY83.dynamic.covad.net)
Date: December 08, 2003 03:12PM
"Do me, Dov!!"
Beeeej
Beeeej
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: CU at Stanford (---.Stanford.EDU)
Date: December 08, 2003 03:32PM
"Do your imitation of David Caruso's career!"
Kyle talking to his little brother, who was kidnapped by aliens
South Park "Anal Probe" episode
(come to think of it, given the "Bend Over" cheer, this quote from South Park is quite apropos, no?)
Post Edited (12-08-03 17:24)
Kyle talking to his little brother, who was kidnapped by aliens
South Park "Anal Probe" episode
(come to think of it, given the "Bend Over" cheer, this quote from South Park is quite apropos, no?)
Post Edited (12-08-03 17:24)
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: CowbellGuy (---.biotech.cornell.edu)
Date: December 08, 2003 03:59PM
Quite possibly the best episode ever. And all along I thought Kyle was talking about David Caruso the actor, not Dave Caurso the bench warmer
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: jeh25 (---.public.uconn.edu)
Date: December 08, 2003 04:22PM
Cowbell Guy wrote:
Quite possibly the best episode ever. And all along I thought Kyle was talking about David Caruso the actor, not Dave Caurso the bench warmer
{Cartman} Why does everything tonight involve things going into and coming out of my ass? {/Cartman}
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: jeh25 (---.public.uconn.edu)
Date: December 08, 2003 04:24PM
"You put your whole self in,You put your whole self out;
You put your whole self in, And you shake it all about."
You put your whole self in, And you shake it all about."
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: ugarte (65.217.153.---)
Date: December 08, 2003 04:33PM
Caruso hung out to dry by his defense.
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: marty (---.nycap.rr.com)
Date: December 08, 2003 06:04PM
If only I'd listened to Hotel California and her tips for goalies.
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Jeff Hopkins '82 (---.airproducts.com)
Date: December 08, 2003 06:06PM
Now that's what I call the dry heaves!
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Ben Doyle 03 (---.rochester.rr.com)
Date: December 08, 2003 07:32PM
Ohio State's back-up goalie David Caruso, a Georgia native, finally saw some ice last night at Lynah rink.
When asked after the game he said, "I just wanted to touch it."
Post Edited (12-08-03 19:58)
When asked after the game he said, "I just wanted to touch it."
Post Edited (12-08-03 19:58)
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: LynahFaithfulS (---.resnet.cornell.edu)
Date: December 08, 2003 07:39PM
did you forget a word? or am i just not getting it?
Ben '03 wrote:
Ohio State's David Caruso finally some ice last night at Lynah rink.
Post Edited (12-08-03 19:35)
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Ben Doyle 03 (---.rochester.rr.com)
Date: December 08, 2003 07:42PM
he was born and raised in Georgia ... changed the caption
better now?
Post Edited (12-08-03 19:50)
better now?
Post Edited (12-08-03 19:50)
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: LynahFaithfulS (---.resnet.cornell.edu)
Date: December 08, 2003 07:51PM
its the "finally some ice" part that i dont get finally touched some ice? i am just a moron here?!?
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Ben Doyle 03 (---.rochester.rr.com)
Date: December 08, 2003 08:05PM
No, you're not a moron ... just a stupid attempt to say he's never seen ice (being a native of Georgia).
Never mind that he is a hockey player, that's the irony. Don't read into it too much.
... just me being the "moron here" ... my brain is working at Monday speed
Post Edited (12-08-03 20:07)
Never mind that he is a hockey player, that's the irony. Don't read into it too much.
... just me being the "moron here" ... my brain is working at Monday speed
Post Edited (12-08-03 20:07)
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: LynahFaithfulS (---.resnet.cornell.edu)
Date: December 08, 2003 08:27PM
[Q] finally saw some ice [/Q]
the saw was key. now that i have beaten it to death...i do think its funny
the saw was key. now that i have beaten it to death...i do think its funny
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: JR Smith (---.39.89.232.madbbs.com)
Date: December 08, 2003 11:52PM
OUCH- Note to Self: Wear a Cup Next Time!!
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Section A (---.twcny.rr.com)
Date: December 09, 2003 12:53AM
"No! Stop lifting my legs! I do NOT want to go out there! I said, STOP IT!"
OR
(from a teammate) "Idiot. They're not telling YOU to bend over!"
OR
"Look, if I bend over, I'm still taller than Mike Betz"
OR
(from a teammate) "Idiot. They're not telling YOU to bend over!"
OR
"Look, if I bend over, I'm still taller than Mike Betz"
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: marty (---.nycap.rr.com)
Date: December 09, 2003 03:19AM
Why the F did the band tell me to do this?
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Rick '71 (---.cit.cornell.edu)
Date: December 09, 2003 01:34PM
"Man! The penalty box guy finally threw a piece of candy over here and I just can't reach it!"
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Adam (---.ia2.marketscore.com)
Date: December 10, 2003 04:12PM
"Coach, he's been like that for 3 years. I think it's FINALLY time we put him down."
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Beeeej (---.NYCMNY83.dynamic.covad.net)
Date: December 10, 2003 04:28PM
"Oh, man... just wait 'til I get ahold of that guy who recommended the Canton Pizza Hut for dinner."
Beeeej
Beeeej
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: KenP (---.abrfc.noaa.gov)
Date: December 10, 2003 05:20PM
It's the latest improvement on the "remote control goalie". I call it "marionette goalie".
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Jeff Hopkins '82 (---.airproducts.com)
Date: December 10, 2003 05:28PM
Goalie...Sieve...Puppet!!! Goalie...Sieve...Puppet!!!
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: dss28 (---.client.comcast.net)
Date: December 10, 2003 05:47PM
"Red Rover, Red Rover, send-- OOF!"
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Steve '03 (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: December 10, 2003 05:50PM
"ok ok, joke's over. . . someone take the stick out"
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Ack (---.resnet.cornell.edu)
Date: December 10, 2003 06:52PM
That one takes cake...because SOMEONE must stickless...stickless...stickless......
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Tom Hamill '85 (---.client.comcast.net)
Date: December 10, 2003 10:30PM
Caruso is left looking everywhere for Moulson's blistering slap shot.
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: atb9 (---.resnet.cornell.edu)
Date: December 10, 2003 11:12PM
I hope Betz enjoyed his high quality H2O..too bad momma won't let me play foosball
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: angry "A" (---.cable.mindspring.com)
Date: December 10, 2003 11:35PM
"I shouldn't have let the trainer talk me into a taffy spine replacement."
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: Jeff Hopkins '82 (---.airproducts.com)
Date: December 11, 2003 07:54AM
"You wouldn't think it was so funny, Todd, if you were born without a spine."
Jane Curtin as Mrs. Loopner to Bill Murray as Todd "Pizza Face" DeLamuca.
Jane Curtin as Mrs. Loopner to Bill Murray as Todd "Pizza Face" DeLamuca.
Re: Caption Contest #5
Posted by: The Rancor (---.syr.east.verizon.net)
Date: December 12, 2003 11:58AM
"Buckeye Season!"
"Wabbit Season!"
"Wabbit Season!"
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