Caption Contest #5

Oh my god oh my god oh my god, where are my glasses?!

or

"Michigan gave me the WORST wedgie"

"Do me, Dov!!"

Beeeej

"Do your imitation of David Caruso's career!"
Kyle talking to his little brother, who was kidnapped by aliens
South Park "Anal Probe" episode
(come to think of it, given the "Bend Over" cheer, this quote from South Park is quite apropos, no?)



Post Edited (12-08-03 17:24)

Quite possibly the best episode ever. And all along I thought Kyle was talking about David Caruso the actor, not Dave Caurso the bench warmer

Cowbell Guy wrote:

Quite possibly the best episode ever. And all along I thought Kyle was talking about David Caruso the actor, not Dave Caurso the bench warmer

{Cartman} Why does everything tonight involve things going into and coming out of my ass? {/Cartman}

"You put your whole self in,You put your whole self out;
You put your whole self in, And you shake it all about."

Caruso hung out to dry by his defense.

If only I'd listened to Hotel California and her tips for goalies.

Now that's what I call the dry heaves!

Ohio State's back-up goalie David Caruso, a Georgia native, finally saw some ice last night at Lynah rink.
When asked after the game he said, "I just wanted to touch it."



Post Edited (12-08-03 19:58)

Ben '03 wrote:

Ohio State's David Caruso finally some ice last night at Lynah rink.



Post Edited (12-08-03 19:35)

did you forget a word? or am i just not getting it?

he was born and raised in Georgia ... changed the caption

better now?



Post Edited (12-08-03 19:50)

its the "finally some ice" part that i dont get finally touched some ice? i am just a moron here?!?

No, you're not a moron ... just a stupid attempt to say he's never seen ice (being a native of Georgia).
Never mind that he is a hockey player, that's the irony. Don't read into it too much.

... just me being the "moron here" ... my brain is working at Monday speed



Post Edited (12-08-03 20:07)

[Q] finally saw some ice [/Q]

the saw was key. now that i have beaten it to death...i do think its funny

OUCH- Note to Self: Wear a Cup Next Time!!

"No! Stop lifting my legs! I do NOT want to go out there! I said, STOP IT!"

OR

(from a teammate) "Idiot. They're not telling YOU to bend over!"

OR

"Look, if I bend over, I'm still taller than Mike Betz"

Why the F did the band tell me to do this?

"Man! The penalty box guy finally threw a piece of candy over here and I just can't reach it!"

"Coach, he's been like that for 3 years. I think it's FINALLY time we put him down."

"Oh, man... just wait 'til I get ahold of that guy who recommended the Canton Pizza Hut for dinner."

Beeeej

It's the latest improvement on the "remote control goalie". I call it "marionette goalie".

Goalie...Sieve...Puppet!!! Goalie...Sieve...Puppet!!!

"Red Rover, Red Rover, send-- OOF!"

"ok ok, joke's over. . . someone take the stick out"

That one takes cake...because SOMEONE must stickless...stickless...stickless......

Caruso is left looking everywhere for Moulson's blistering slap shot.

I hope Betz enjoyed his high quality H2O..too bad momma won't let me play foosball

"I shouldn't have let the trainer talk me into a taffy spine replacement."

"You wouldn't think it was so funny, Todd, if you were born without a spine."

Jane Curtin as Mrs. Loopner to Bill Murray as Todd "Pizza Face" DeLamuca.

"Buckeye Season!"
"Wabbit Season!"