Caption Contest #7

Haven't done one of these in a while. This just screamed for one. Hopefully USCHO and Melissa Wade won't be too miffed if I borrow the photo for entertainment purposes.

Raise your hand if you just won a game in front of a bunch of empty seats!

"Two players salute the "crowd" while a third plays the world's smallest violin for BU."

It's not the size of the stick, it's how you use it.

Stickless!! Stickless!! Stickless!! Stickless!!

As a result of Title IX budget cuts, two Boston College goaltenders have been sharing a stick this season.

"Can I get a viagra?" exclaims the BC backup sieve after his team wins.

"I spent all my money on these really hot pads, so I couldn't afford a stick."

BC engineers celebrate their fifth straight trip to the NCAAs.

"...so then Fuzzy Zoeller says, 'Even God can't hit a one-iron!!'"

Are your gonads small and are you happy about it? YES!

"One of these things is not like the others."
[apologies to Big Bird]

"Raise your hands, raise your hands if you're Sure."

"The Emperor's New Stick. It really is there. It really is invisible to forwards."


"Coach, let's get this over with quick. I drank too much water on the bench in the third. Maybe I can skate off now?"


>>> Haven't done one of these in a while. This just screamed for one. Hopefully USCHO and Melissa Wade won't be too miffed if I borrow the photo for entertainment purposes.

You're protected more or less by fair comment rules. Plus worse happens on You Tube. Just don't take a picture belonging to Viacom.

we're just a couple lighters short, but...

"Freebird!"

"When Corey sees how Trimspa worked on my chest and legs, he will subscribe, too."

So far, a tie for the lead between your "Free Bird" (one word? two? doesn't matter 'cuz you're stoned?) and Beeeej's "...so then Fuzzy Zoeller says, 'Even God can't hit a one-iron!!'"

Beeeej
"...so then Fuzzy Zoeller says, 'Even God can't hit a one-iron!!'"

It was Lee Trevino, not Fuzzy Zoeller.

BC Hockey is a joke.

Oat
BC Hockey is a joke.

Right now the jokers are laughing more than Big Red fans.

"Tired of the Easter Bunny at the mall? This Easter, pose for your relatives as Cory Schneider's backup sieve, bunny ears optional. Only for $24.95 for a set of three 8x10s. Goalie stick not provided."

"Hello? Any BC fan left? I brought an extra token for the T."

I thought we were supposed to throw the stick into the stands, not just raise it up!

billhoward
"Hello? Any BC fan left? I brought an extra token for the T."

The T is finally modernized and uses a combination of magnet-strip throwaways and RFID cards.

ftyuv

billhoward
"Hello? Any BC fan left? I brought an extra token for the T."

The T is finally modernized and uses a combination of magnet-strip throwaways and RFID cards.

Hey, allow a bit of poetic leeway. Some jokes don't modernize. Like, "You expect me to believe we get all the way to this secluded spot overlooking the city lights ... and now your right out of bio-ethanol?" See the earlier discussion of whether it was Fuzzy Zoeller or Lee Trevino and the can't-hit-a-one-iron line. Or maybe Jack Nicklaus.

billhoward

ftyuv

billhoward
"Hello? Any BC fan left? I brought an extra token for the T."

The T is finally modernized and uses a combination of magnet-strip throwaways and RFID cards.

Hey, allow a bit of poetic leeway. Some jokes don't modernize. Like, "You expect me to believe we get all the way to this secluded spot overlooking the city lights ... and now your right out of bio-ethanol?" See the earlier discussion of whether it was Fuzzy Zoeller or Lee Trevino and the can't-hit-a-one-iron line. Or maybe Jack Nicklaus.

Haha, touche. Sorry about my post, I got distracted by work (to be fair, I guess it should have been the other way around ) and forgot to include the appropriate emoticon. I wasn't trying to rudely correct you, I was trying to piggyback off your post to simultaneously celebrate our new machines and belittle the city for taking so long to get with it.

"OK, ladies!! Let's strrrrreeeetch it out! To the left, and right, left, and right...and reach! For a less advanced workout, try this without your stick and gloves, like Joe here."

Looks as if we're all celebrating the one really useful thread started since our early exit in the playoffs. This is way better than beating on Rich S for his team not representing the ECAC as well as we'd hoped, or the trashing of the Cornell team. I think we're all getting itchy for October to roll around.

If you're so irked that the ECAC wasn't better represented, perhaps you should be beating on Schafer.

Beat up on Schafer for being the best coach Cornell has had since Richard Nixon bugged the Oval Office? Not me.

I believe in reversion to norm (and have used that term a bit too often recently). For both Cornell hockey and hoops, this was the odd year, although Cornell hoops chauvinists are trying to convince us otherwise.

Rich, your team done good up until you made the NCAAs and probably watched films of Harvard for NCAA playoff tips. Is it just coinidennce that "Veritas" and "One and Done" have the same syncopation? I think not. Enjoy the ECAC banner and let's see what next year brings.

billhoward
Rich, your team done good up until you made the NCAAs and probably watched films of Harvard for NCAA playoff tips.

Come on now, that's not fair. They could easily have been watching film of their own team's NCAA performance in the 90s.

Rich S
If you're so irked that the ECAC wasn't better represented, perhaps you should be beating on Schafer.

Have you not read IMM's threads?

Do I hear a bid for one of these nifty BC Regional Champs hats?

"you put your right arm in, and you shake it all about..."

"Maybe if I could get this stick out of my ass, Coach York would let me play..."

I nominate the picture of Bob Gaudet in this weblink for the next caption contest. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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