HARVARD SUCKS

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

It has not been confirmed that Harvard could fill 16 fan buses for the trip to Harvard.

It has not been confirmed that Sucks has 16 fans.

4 fans and 12 servants.

Who wave the fans and peel grapes for the students.

Clearly then we may conclude that 4 actual Sucks students attend the game each with 4 servants. Some of those servants may in fact be TA's filling out their tests for them.

Ok so which is it?  16 fans or 20?

I was assuming that there were 4 servants fanning 4 Harvard supporters who where also attended by 4 other servants peeling the grapes and taking the tests. However, the entire exercise fails based on the assumption that Harvard actually has 4 supporters. Clearly that is absurd.

I was assuming that there were 12 servants who waved 4 fans for 4 four students.  However, nowhere was it specified that the students were attending hockey games.

[Josh '99]

It has not been confirmed that Harvard could fill 16 fan buses for the trip to Harvard.

It has not been confirmed that Sucks has 16 fans.

4 fans and 12 servants.

Who wave the fans and peel grapes for the students.

Clearly then we may conclude that 4 actual Sucks students attend the game each with 4 servants. Some of those servants may in fact be TA's filling out their tests for them.

Ok so which is it?  16 fans or 20?

I was assuming that there were 4 servants fanning 4 Harvard supporters who where also attended by 4 other servants peeling the grapes and taking the tests. However, the entire exercise fails based on the assumption that Harvard actually has 4 supporters. Clearly that is absurd.

I was assuming that there were 12 servants who waved 4 fans for 4 four students.  However, nowhere was it specified that the students were attending hockey games.

::deadhorse::

[Jerseygirl]

It has not been confirmed that Harvard could fill 16 fan buses for the trip to Harvard.

It has not been confirmed that Sucks has 16 fans.

4 fans and 12 servants.

Who wave the fans and peel grapes for the students.

Clearly then we may conclude that 4 actual Sucks students attend the game each with 4 servants. Some of those servants may in fact be TA's filling out their tests for them.

Ok so which is it?  16 fans or 20?

I was assuming that there were 4 servants fanning 4 Harvard supporters who where also attended by 4 other servants peeling the grapes and taking the tests. However, the entire exercise fails based on the assumption that Harvard actually has 4 supporters. Clearly that is absurd.

I was assuming that there were 12 servants who waved 4 fans for 4 four students.  However, nowhere was it specified that the students were attending hockey games.

::deadhorse::

Ah, this is the eLynah I missed so much.

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

It has not been confirmed that Harvard could fill 16 fan buses for the trip to Harvard.

It has not been confirmed that Sucks has 16 fans.

4 fans and 12 servants.

Who wave the fans and peel grapes for the students.

Clearly then we may conclude that 4 actual Sucks students attend the game each with 4 servants. Some of those servants may in fact be TA's filling out their tests for them.

Ok so which is it?  16 fans or 20?

I was assuming that there were 4 servants fanning 4 Harvard supporters who where also attended by 4 other servants peeling the grapes and taking the tests. However, the entire exercise fails based on the assumption that Harvard actually has 4 supporters. Clearly that is absurd.

I was assuming that there were 12 servants who waved 4 fans for 4 four students.  However, nowhere was it specified that the students were attending hockey games.

::deadhorse::

Shouldn't that be an elephant?

[Aaron M. Griffin]

This belongs here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCt-1Vv9phg
...and Harvard Sucks!

[Trotsky]

Shouldn't that be an elephant?

UVM called...

[BMac]

I love biannual "go to work with a big red hockey shirt on" day.

It makes it better that I work in Cambridge.

[Rita]

I love biannual "go to work with a big red hockey shirt on" day.

It makes it better that I work in Cambridge.

I'm wearing my big red sweatshirt . (My Cam Abbot Jersey would have been pushing it, unfortunately). Though on the train this morning I did see a man wearing tailored red pants, a matching red shirt and white vest that caught my eye. However, I don't think he was dressed that way in honor of the Cornell-Harvard game.

Let's Go Red!

Hahvahd Sucks!

[imafrshmn]

Haaahhh - vaaahhhd ...

[BMac]

SUCKS!

Dean, I like how your handle makes you forever a freshman.

[imafrshmn]

SUCKS!

Dean, I like how your handle makes you forever a freshman.

Bernardo, I wish that were true.  Missin' life on the hill pretty badly these days

[KeithK]

SUCKS!

Dean, I like how your handle makes you forever a freshman.

Bernardo, I wish that were true.  Missin' life on the hill pretty badly these days

Oh, I want to go back to the old days...

[munchkin]

SUCKS!

Dean, I like how your handle makes you forever a freshman.

Bernardo, I wish that were true.  Missin' life on the hill pretty badly these days

Oh, I want to go back to the old days...

Those good old days on the Hill!

[Trotsky]

SUCKS!

Dean, I like how your handle makes you forever a freshman.

Bernardo, I wish that were true.  Missin' life on the hill pretty badly these days

Oh, I want to go back to the old days...

Those good old days on the Hill!

That bitch.

[Swampy]

Months after Cornell becomes an Ivy pioneer by filming porn in Carpenter Library, Harvard does a lame imitation by establishing a club where the Johnnies can talk about how much they actually (would like to) suck.