Cornell vs Denver, NC$$ First Round, 3/27/26

Started by Trotsky, March 24, 2026, 01:50:38 AM

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RichH

With buccigross lowering his voice by an octave and a half, it sounds like he's auditioning for the college hockey video game. It's pretty annoying and phony.

Chris '03

Quote from: andyw2100 on Today at 06:22:49 PMThat looked awfully close to a high stick.

Shane Palahicky agrees.
"Mark Mazzoleni looks like a guy whose dog just died out there..."

Trotsky


Trotsky

Charlie Major checks a guy 3 inches taller than he.

Trotsky


jtwcornell91

Quote from: BearLover on Today at 06:25:38 PMSeemed maybe worth challenging for a high stick since the risk/reward is so good (the only downside is a possible lost timeout).

Not to mention the potential momentum shift à la Buffalo 2003.

Trotsky

Come on guys, throw some checks and establish some space.  Rise Above.

Cornell95

is ice faster at altitude? that puck is screaming around the boards. both teams icing the puck a lot

RichH

Does the altitude make pucks allergic to our sticks?

Trotsky


stereax

Quote from: Trotsky on Today at 06:26:17 PMPlay in the offensive end for a bit, could ya, lads?
Every time I look down they're in the dzone
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Definitely look better the last 5 minutes

Trotsky

Quote from: Cornell95 on Today at 06:36:13 PMis ice faster at altitude? that puck is screaming around the boards. both teams icing the puck a lot

AI says:

Yes, hockey ice is generally faster at high altitudes, primarily because the thinner air creates less air resistance (drag) for skaters, allowing them to reach higher top speeds. While the physical ice surface itself is maintained by machines, the atmospheric conditions at high altitudes facilitate a faster, more aerodynamic game

RichH

"Here comes Hoyt Stanley, and his partner, #5"

Guessing they didn't spend too much time with our pronunciation guide.

stereax

Quote from: RichH on Today at 06:39:45 PM"Here comes Hoyt Stanley, and his partner, #5"

Guessing they didn't spend too much time with our pronunciation guide.
They eyeballed it while taking shots of whiskey last night. Did you expect more? Rule 1: Fuck Cornell, always.
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