Cornell @ Union, 2/14/26

[stereax]

here we go AGAIN with the "this team is shit and always has been" drum beating... do you ever get tired

I'm exhausted

so are we!

[pjd8]

Something seems very wrong with this team. Is anyone hurt besides Devlin?

Could be the flu or similar illness. That shit is SWEEPING through campus right now. Case in point, I just took a Mucinex lmao.

That's what this game feels like. They just don't have any spark. They first half of the first period was decent, and they've been lackluster since then. Walsh had lots of open ice to beat a defender at one point, and he didn't take it. He's normally all over that kind of opportunity.

I'm reminded of a game in Burlington in the 90s, when the team was apparently phoning it in. We found out later that about 7 players had the flu. They did turn it on for the last seven minutes to overcome a big deficit and win....

[stereax]

oh god i just fucking realized it's because i'm back in fucking new jersey isn't it

the last time i came back here and we had a game it was the NCAA QFs against BU

yep it's definitely that i'm sorry guys

[pjd8]

oh god i just fucking realized it's because i'm back in fucking new jersey isn't it

the last time i came back here and we had a game it was the NCAA QFs against BU

yep it's definitely that i'm sorry guys

New Jersey is not that big a state. Can you make it to the border in time?

[stereax]

oh god i just fucking realized it's because i'm back in fucking new jersey isn't it

the last time i came back here and we had a game it was the NCAA QFs against BU

yep it's definitely that i'm sorry guys

New Jersey is not that big a state. Can you make it to the border in time?

Nope, stuck at my parents' house, I'm sorry we're gonna have to eat the L tonight, but I swear on my life I won't let this happen again

[imafrshmn]

Nominating the PBP guy as the most pretentious windbag in the league. Talk about phoning it in.

[BearLover]

It's so ELynah to start fantasizing about the entire team having the flu instead of just criticizing them for playing like complete shit lol

[stereax]

It's so ELynah to start fantasizing about the entire team having the flu instead of just criticizing them for playing like complete shit lol

generally people would like to believe that "team that has hit a rough patch" has a reason behind it versus "EVERYONE SUCKS FIRE CASEY BURN LYNAH DOWN AND BRING ME DRYDEN'S HEAD ON A STICK"

but like. that's just me

[pjd8]

It's so ELynah to start fantasizing about the entire team having the flu instead of just criticizing them for playing like complete shit lol

It makes more sense to theorize illness as a reason for a lack of energy than to say a collection of guys who have spent the majority of their lives working on this team, have excellent coaching and many of whom have been drafted by NHL teams, have suddenly turned to shit for no reason.

I have seen in the past how illness sweeping through the team has taken the spark out of Cornell. This performance is consistent with those past events.

[BearLover]

It's so ELynah to start fantasizing about the entire team having the flu instead of just criticizing them for playing like complete shit lol

It makes more sense to theorize illness as a reason for a lack of energy than to say a collection of guys who have spent the majority of their lives working on this team, have excellent coaching and many of whom have been drafted by NHL teams, have suddenly turned to shit for no reason.

I have seen in the past how illness sweeping through the team has taken the spark out of Cornell. This performance is consistent with those past events.

I agree with you that the team is playing like they all have the flu

[stereax]

Score A goal here, please.

[Trotsky]

Hey Cornell.  It's Valentine's Day, and you can't score.

[stereax]

Hey Cornell.  It's Valentine's Day, and you can't score.

Considering the "pickup lines" (or, more accurate, lack thereof) showcased in the recent Instagram video... 😂

[stereax]

Score A goal here, please.

Okay, what about a B goal?

[stereax]

Score A goal here, please.

Okay, what about a B goal?

I'LL TAKE A C-IS-FOR-CHARLIE GOAL TOO!