Cornell 3 Nebraska-Omaha 2, 1/3/26

[stereax]

So I have this feeling UNO sucks and we should beat them.  They have scoring but they have terrible defense.

They've had some wins against good teams (I think they've played the toughest schedule in the country), but their record is what it is.

Yeah, I think they're a little better than the record suggests. But also woof.

Anyways, my guy got an assist and THIS time it counts!

[fastforward]

Scoresheet updated to give DiGuilian and Kraft assists on the first goal

[stereax]

Scoresheet updated to give DiGuilian and Kraft assists on the first goal

Woot!

[fastforward]

It's way too quiet in here
Worst time to have the longest home stand 

[Trotsky]

So I have this feeling UNO sucks and we should beat them.  They have scoring but they have terrible defense.

They've had some wins against good teams (I think they've played the toughest schedule in the country), but their record is what it is.

Yeah, I think they're a little better than the record suggests. But also woof.

Anyways, my guy got an assist and THIS time it counts!

Don't take this the wrong way, stereax, but when he plays us, your guy can eat infected ass.

So to speak.

[BearLover]

Jason really needs to find a new expression to replace "through the screen," which as far as I can tell really just means "towards the net" regardless of whether there's a screen. He's been saying this expression many times a game for at least 15 years.

[stereax]

Loranger again. 2 all.

[stereax]

So I have this feeling UNO sucks and we should beat them.  They have scoring but they have terrible defense.

They've had some wins against good teams (I think they've played the toughest schedule in the country), but their record is what it is.

Yeah, I think they're a little better than the record suggests. But also woof.

Anyways, my guy got an assist and THIS time it counts!

Don't take this the wrong way, stereax, but when he plays us, your guy can eat infected ass.

So to speak.

I don't. I'm just glad that if it IS an omaha goal...

[stereax]

Dammit, Devlin. Criming again.

[stereax]

STOP. COMMITTING. CRIMES.

[stereax]

"Free Hoyt Stanley" chants.

[stereax]

Jesus, my everything hurts.

[fastforward]

STOP. COMMITTING. CRIMES.

Jason said stay out of the box
I can relate

[stereax]

STOP. COMMITTING. CRIMES.

Jason said stay out of the box
I can relate

You'd think they're cats with how much they want to sit in a box that isn't meant for them.

[Trotsky]

Tired of love uninspired
Let's face it, I'm pooped

Be better, Red.