Cornell vs Penn football 11/8/25

[Trotsky]

Great 1D.  I thought we were going to try to draw the offside and then call TO and punt.  This is as new team.

[Trotsky]

Poop.  Offensive interference.

[Trotsky]

Holy cats Hamilton. 

[mike1960]

The announcers are speechless.

[Trotsky]

We actually look...








... good? 

[Trotsky]

39-17 holy fuck.

[mike1960]

I'm so happy I might buy a car from Dave Kelleher.

[Trotsky]

If we can hold on it looks like:

5-0 Harvard
4-1 Yale
3-2 Cornell
3-2 Dartmouth
3-2 Penn

[Trotsky]

I'm so happy I might by a car from Dave Kelleher.

The name is DAVID!

[Trotsky]

Thanks Owens.

[Chris '03]

If we can hold on it looks like:

5-0 Harvard
4-1 Yale
3-2 Cornell
3-2 Dartmouth
3-2 Penn

So the "hope is still alive" scenario is:
Cornell beats D and Col to get to 5-2
Penn beats H
Pr beats Y
Y beats H

And it's 5-2 madness.

[Trotsky]

Who wins in that scenario?  The team that won least recently?  That's gotta be us.

Edit:  https://ivyleague.com/sports/2025/9/15/general-untitled-sportfile.aspx

[Trotsky]

Kurtz looks like Hiscock out there.

[Trotsky]

Now we find out who the coach isn't concerned if they get hurt.

[mike1960]

Great win! Let's keep it rolling!