Recruits 2026 and Beyond

[stereax]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

[stereax]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

Isn't it the same?

[ugarte]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

Isn't it the same?

more like a toilet but I still call it Twitter also

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

Isn't it the same?

Pronounced "shitter".

[RichH]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

Isn't it the same?

more like a toilet but I still call it Twitter also

"Our main story tonight concerns Twitter. Or as it's been called since Elon Musk purchased it a few years ago, Twitter."

Deadnaming it for an entire episode is another example of John Oliver's writing staff's brilliance.

https://youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI

[stereax]

Don't link to X.
Don't read the Sun.

Until such point as the three-to-five college hockey accounts all move to Bluesky or whatever the fuck, we're going to be using Twitter.

And stop calling it X. It's Twitter.

Actually, it's now Xitter.

Nope. I refuse to acknowledge that.

You do realize how to pronounce that, yes?

Isn't it the same?

more like a toilet but I still call it Twitter also

"Our main story tonight concerns Twitter. Or as it's been called since Elon Musk purchased it a few years ago, Twitter."

Deadnaming it for an entire episode is another example of John Oliver's writing staff's brilliance.

https://youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI

Deadnaming is only okay when it's Twitter.