creative welcome for us under-18 team

[A-19]

three years ago, i remember a senior in section B collected mass amounts of porn and empty cigarette boxes to welcome the us under 18 team. i was hoping that we could revive the tradition.

i know it's a while from now, but it takes a while to gather up hundreds of cigarette packs, and i don't know anyone who smokes. if anyone is interested, and if you think it's funny, could you put aside your cigarette boxes? we can disperse them, along with the porn, a little while before the first exhibition game of the season, against these "little kids."

additionally, our group of 40-50 is going to stock up on porn for the game. i advise you all to do the same! it works way better than newspapers for this particular opponent (if you don't understand why, think about the age for a second.) if people want some, come by our seats on the aisle in section A. if you wanna help out, pickup a magazine and hold on to it for the next month!

-mike 04

[Will]

I'm not going to share my porn with the little kids.  I need that for myself. :-P

[Greg Berge]

I suggest everybody collect all that bulk junk political mail that will be sent out for the November local elections.  A little more subtle than porn.

[A-19]

harder to see from a distance

a section waving voting pamphlets- typical ivy. a section waving hustler centerfolds? now we're talking

[French Rage]

Mike, great idea.  Just for clarification, you'll be throwing the packs and porn on the ice ala the newspaper right?

[A-19]

that's my thought. i would hope we wouldnt be yelled at for that. i mean we can throw newspaper anyway, and porn isnt much different. but you never know with the whole "family atmosphere" bs recently. 3 years ago when we did this, they didnt throw anyone out, and it was an exhibition game not included in the ticket package, so there were alot more families. then again, they didn't use to toss you for "fuck em up, fuck em up, go CU" and now they'll mace you for standing in G.

mike



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[Robb \'94]

As if the ~70% of NCAA hockey players from Canada can vote (in the US), either!   ::nut::

[jy3]

we can also think of some cheers too...or should those be thought of at lynah?

[ice the puck]

I would hope that we Cornellians had a little more class than this.  paper is fine, porn is a really stupid idea.  It's only an exhibition after all. We should portray our image to these kids as being at least a little bit more representative of who we are.. a classy program - not fans who stoop to anything

[CowbellGuy]

I sort of thought that for all of about 45 seconds the last time they came. Right off the bat, they started playing very chippy, very dirty hockey, and it only got worse the further behind they fell. Hitting After the Whitsle, Elbowing, Roughing x 2 in the box score only tells part of the story. Bascially they came across as a bunch of little asshole dirtbags, so as far as I'm concerned they deserve whatever we can dish out. Yes, I know none of those players are still on the team, but until I see otherwise, I'll assume little has changed. My USA Hockey jersey will not be seeing the light of day on October 25.

[Bjammin 03]

IIRC, we weren't getting much help from the referee until he swallowed his whistles. If you were there you may remember the instance when Steve white-washed one them in the section O corner well behind the play. . .no call, a nice gesture by Mr. Referee. B-]

[A-19]

don't forget! bring your porn (and cigarette boxes!)

also does anyone have a roster for the under-18 team? i can't find one anywhere online.

mike

[Section A]

I couldn't find a roster either, though you can figure out at least some of the players' names by looking through some box scores.

[peterg]

Try
http://www.usahockey.com/servlets/FileServlet/relatedDocuments/94836BB6FFB944C28C2F6FEB88546D47/2003-2004%20U-18%20Roster.xls

[Greg Berge]

#17 Kevin Swallow

Oh, that poor bastard.



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