Cornell Football 2019

[Trotsky]

I love that the referee sounds exactly like Eddie Murphy's "cill my landlord" character.

[Trotsky]

We have a running back, folks.  SK Howard 40 yard TD run; Cornell 34 Brown 25, end of 3rd quarter

Howard is 17 rushes for 113 yards and 2 TDs.

[scoop85]

We have a running back, folks.  SK Howard 40 yard TD run; Cornell 34 Brown 25, end of 3rd quarter

Howard is 17 rushes for 113 yards and 2 TDs.

He's been solid for sure. Brown's defense is pretty atrocious too.

[scoop85]

I may be an old guy, but I've finally reached the conclusion that football coaches are imbeciles (Belichick excepted I guess).

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

I may be an old guy, but I've finally reached the conclusion that football coaches are imbeciles (Belichick excepted I guess).

He's not an imbecile.  Just an asshole.

[Trotsky]

Brown back with a solid drive ending in Perry's 3rd TD pass.  Cornell 34 Brown 32, 6:58 to play

We need a nice, time-consuming drive.

[scoop85]

I may be an old guy, but I've finally reached the conclusion that football coaches are imbeciles (Belichick excepted I guess).

He's not an imbecile.  Just an asshole.

Yeah, I get that.  But as far as coaching goes, he's so far ahead of the curve it's embarrassing for the rest of them.

[Trotsky]

And so we go three and out for the first time all game.

[scoop85]

And so we go three and out for the first time all game.

Predictable. Brown seemed to change things up on defense and of course we're powerless to respond in kind.

[Trotsky]

Perry really likes to throw as he's going down.  Be nice to make him pay for that.

[Trotsky]

We hold Brown 3 and out, force the punt, drop the return and give Brown the ball on our 15.

Well.  That was suboptimal.

[Trotsky]

Brown gets a 35 yard FG.  Brown 35 Cornell 34, 4:17 to go

[CU2007]

Just a pathetic team and program. Bad players and worse coaches

[Trotsky]

This was a solid effort.  Excellent second quarter undone by a horrific fourth quarter.

[Trotsky]

36 seconds to get into FG range from about the Cornell 28