Ideas for Signs?

[atb9]

Anyone have some good sign slogans for this weekend?  I liked the "Got Honors?" that someone posted...

Some war related ones that I've heard, "Terror Level: Red" and I'd need a big sign but, "Doug Murray: A Weapon of Mass Destruction"  Not sure if those would be cool, probably not, but they gave me a chuckle before Bush put his mug on TV last night.



Post Edited (03-18-03 13:57)

[cnunlist]

How about:

Bush Transcript:

Andover Prep:  C
Yale:  C
Harvard Business School:  A+


That says it all right there (on a number of different levels)

[nyc94]

"Got Honors" was my post and I would love it if someone else could do it.  My own schedule this week and travel plans would probably require me to make it in the parking lot of a Staples in Albany.

[atb9]

Done  :-)

[kingpin248]

There's always the old tried and true MasterCard ad spinoff, something like this:

All-session tickets: $40
Hotel room: $xx*
Between-games arena hot dog and soda: $8
A tenth ECAC title: priceless!

* variable according to taste/needs

And if you wish to be even tackier, you can go with this for the championship game:

On YES: "NHL Cool Shots" is next
On NESN: Bruins-Kings is next

I post these suggestions primarily as a warning - so we hopefully don't see anything this dumb in the arena.

[Matt]

Terror Level Red is great!!!!

[Greg Berge]

"Threat Level" is a probably a little more tasteful.

Murray Hint: you can say *anything* you want in Swedish and not get in trouble.

[rhovorka]

Matt Carberry wrote:

There's always the old tried and true MasterCard ad spinoff

Ugh.  More like tired and unoriginal.  I've seen so many "Priceless" signs at every sporting event imaginable that it's ruined that whole ad campaign for me.  I would hope that the Faithful could come up with something that hasn't been done about 8 million times.

[Adam]

A few suggestions.  And, granted, some might be better as cheers and others might not be good at all.

All weekend:

"Welcome To The Ivy League Championships"

"Cornell: Albany tested, Buffalo approved"

"Welcome To Lynah--Capital District"

For Brown:

"We're painting the brown red" (Capitalize 'B' if you choose)

"Hey Brown, how many of these have you won?" (picture of champ trophy)

"You skate like a pep band"

"Pass (arrow pointing to Cornell side), Fail (arrow pointing to Brown side)

For Dartmouth:

"Not this time"

"It's not easy being Green"

For Harvard:

"A team full of Moor-ons"

"Man boobs scare us" (anyone near the harvard section at Bright gets this)

"Aaron Kim made your varsity team"

"We didn't apply because your hockey team SUCKS"

[schoaff]

I thought "You skate like a Pep Band" was laugh out loud funny for Brown.

Pass/Fail wasn't bad either ;-)


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[jbeaber1998]

The one about Aaron Kim got me.  All you have to do is look at him the wrong way and he'll fall.  He's been my favorite Harvard player for years!

[cquinn]

I liked the sign in the townie section at Lynah that said "Beware of Doug" but I agree with Beeeej that it would be a lot better as, "Beware of the Doug."

[Mike]

Would a "Placid South" poster be inappropriate???  :-P

[Adam]

John, totally agree on Aaron Kim.  After Peter Capouch (Capouch is an elf!) graduated, had to turn my attention to Aaron Kim.

[CowbellGuy]

On a not-entirely-related note, does anyone know if there's a Canadian flag in the Pepsi? Wouldn't mind lugging one less thing around...