Important message to ice hockey ticket holders

[TimV]

Looks like this thread's gonna continue a while...

[redice]

My wife is in serious trouble with me.   We sit in Sec. N and she seldom misses any of the happenings on the other side of the ice.   I get to watch hockey, knowing that she will make me aware if there is some "happening" in the student secions.   She missed this one!!   ::demented::

[RichH]

[quote JDeafv]Supposedly the two were observed by a security person on the far side of the rink (Section N), but by the time security mobilized to the scene they were "finished" and denied everything.

It was deemed unacceptable by the higher-ups in athletics that none of the ushers were paying enough attention to stop this from occurring.[/quote]

Once again, this could very well be an example of the "those dang kids are up to no good" policy that exists and always siding against the students in a conflict of accounts.  Yes, the possiblilty of this being true is eyebrow-raising, but if you stop and THINK about it, doesn't anyone even question the validity of this witnesses account?  Surely if it was visible FROM ACROSS THE BUILDING, someone else must have seen it?  I know if something like that happened near me in a section as crowded as B, there'd be a little bit of a ruckus.

[TimV]

SHHHHH!  It's a good story - don't ruin it.

[Beeeej]

[quote Trotsky][quote JDeafv]I was talking with one of the more friendly ushers on the student side of Lynah to understand why the return to an emphasis on the zero-tolerance policy for unruly behavior.  They said the real reason for the crackdown against language, etc. was because of an incident at a game late last semester where a female student was giving oral sex to a male student in Section B.

Supposedly the two were observed by a security person on the far side of the rink (Section N), but by the time security mobilized to the scene they were "finished" and denied everything.

It was deemed unacceptable by the higher-ups in athletics that none of the ushers were paying enough attention to stop this from occurring.  As a result, they decided to go back to a zero-tolerance policy that forces the ushers to much more tightly police the rink in general, but the students in particular.[/quote]

That guard in N has some sharp eyes.

Hopefully, the other students in Section B responded with the appropriate cheer.[/quote]

Hey, babe - you're not a Faithful, you're a vacuum!

Um...

[marty]

[quote redice]My wife is in serious trouble with me.   We sit in Sec. N and she seldom missing any of the happenings on the other side of the ice.   I get to watch hockey, knowing that she will make me aware if there is some "happening" in the student secions.   She missed this one!!   ::demented::[/quote]

At least that is what you hope!

[oceanst41]

I mean if it happened during play, all the students would've been standing. Meaning that it only would've been visible if it happened in the first row or along the aisle. Otherwise, those standing up would've shielded the offenders from view, and in that case the section N usher has x-ray vision and the students are doomed. They won't even be able to cup their mouths and swear anymore. ::panic::

[DisplacedCornellian]

[quote Trotsky]

Hopefully, the other students in Section B responded with the appropriate cheer.[/quote]

That girl sucks!  That girl sucks!

[Chris '03]

[quote RichH][quote JDeafv]Supposedly the two were observed by a security person on the far side of the rink (Section N), but by the time security mobilized to the scene they were "finished" and denied everything.

It was deemed unacceptable by the higher-ups in athletics that none of the ushers were paying enough attention to stop this from occurring.[/quote]

Once again, this could very well be an example of the "those dang kids are up to no good" policy that exists and always siding against the students in a conflict of accounts.  Yes, the possiblilty of this being true is eyebrow-raising, but if you stop and THINK about it, doesn't anyone even question the validity of this witnesses account?  Surely if it was visible FROM ACROSS THE BUILDING, someone else must have seen it?  I know if something like that happened near me in a section as crowded as B, there'd be a little bit of a ruckus.[/quote]

Bingo. It could also be a salacious story invented to rally the troops against those no good kids. This story doesn't hold up at all. My first instinct is that the usher in question is just bullshitting though.

[Beeeej]

[quote Chris '03][quote RichH][quote JDeafv]Supposedly the two were observed by a security person on the far side of the rink (Section N), but by the time security mobilized to the scene they were "finished" and denied everything.

It was deemed unacceptable by the higher-ups in athletics that none of the ushers were paying enough attention to stop this from occurring.[/quote]

Once again, this could very well be an example of the "those dang kids are up to no good" policy that exists and always siding against the students in a conflict of accounts.  Yes, the possiblilty of this being true is eyebrow-raising, but if you stop and THINK about it, doesn't anyone even question the validity of this witnesses account?  Surely if it was visible FROM ACROSS THE BUILDING, someone else must have seen it?  I know if something like that happened near me in a section as crowded as B, there'd be a little bit of a ruckus.[/quote]

Bingo. It could also be a salacious story invented to rally the troops against those no good kids. This story doesn't hold up at all. My first instinct is that the usher in question is just bullshitting though.[/quote]

Have they subpoenaed the dress?

[TimV]

Couldn't have happened during play...she wouldn't want to miss the game.  Would she? Would she?  And you can only watch the zamboni go around so often...

[mnagowski]

I doubt the story is true, but it would give a whole new meaning to the 'facetimers'.

And if it is true, for shame.

[jtwcornell91]

[quote TimV]Couldn't have happened during play...she wouldn't want to miss the game.  Would she? Would she?  And you can only watch the zamboni go around so often...[/quote]

So that's why Dave had to stop wearing costumes. ::doh::

[tretiak]

it's good to see that the collegetown creeper has been fully rehabilitated and can now function as a positive member of society

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

[quote TimV]SHHHHH!  It's a good story - don't blow it.[/quote]

FYP  ::whistle::