Albany Regional (3/27/26 and 3/29/26)

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Holy shit the UMD goalie is making SERIOUS saves

Holy shit McKenna just jumped over a dude

End 1st, 1-1.

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Anyone know how to stop the static noise in your right ear once the rink gets too loud in the wrong way (so basically nonstop since 4:30)?

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Puck drop!

Nice chances...

PSU to the PK for too many men. Lmao.

Holy mother of one timers. Damn. Almost!

Holy fuck the static is KILLING ME.

McKenna as usual with zero defensive zone effort. Schafer would kill him.

OFF THE IRON FOR PSU 29.

Jesus this is a good fucking game.

UMD hates Charlie Cerrato, lol.

WHAT A CHANCE THERE.

MEAN TO KOVICH?

And Cerrato is DOWN down.

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Van Olm absolutely played bowling with that UMD forward into his goalie.

Holy shit Cerrato on the bench what kinda painkillers did they pump into this dude?

The more stupid "do dumb shit for the TV" cams they do in this place the less I want to come back.

How does Lynah never trigger this tinnitus shit I got going on? How did Placid not? How is THIS RINK DOING IT CONSTANTLY? Oh my god a few seconds of respite holy shit this is so nice. That lasted two minutes. That was amazing.

Nice stop!

End 2, 1-1.

Search, 24/7 fast food Albany, New York.

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Puck drop for the third period and it looks like there is nothing good open late.

Woof, PSU goalie with a juicy rebound. Luckily stays out.

If this goes into OT idek how I get back to the hotel lmao.

Awkward Dad Dance Cam. I've seen fucking everything. Get me out of here.

I was gonna ask if Cerrato was alive but I see him on the bench!

Idk what Bulldogs fans are barking and yipping near me for every time a Bulldog has the puck but it is SO annoying.

Holy stop! Holy other stop!

That stayed out! Damn, Duluth goalie doing the splits.

"Let's go State" is annoying.

[Chris H82]

Puck drop for the third period and it looks like there is nothing good open late.

Woof, PSU goalie with a juicy rebound. Luckily stays out.

If this goes into OT idek how I get back to the hotel lmao.

Awkward Dad Dance Cam. I've seen fucking everything. Get me out of here.

I was gonna ask if Cerrato was alive but I see him on the bench!

Idk what Bulldogs fans are barking and yipping near me for every time a Bulldog has the puck but it is SO annoying.

Holy stop! Holy other stop!

That stayed out! Damn, Duluth goalie doing the splits.

"Let's go State" is annoying.

Stereax, how in the world do you watch the game AND write so much commentary!?!?!? Every time I thought about looking at my phone to make a post today at the game, the puck and players were flying all around and I couldn't keep up!
(insert emoji here of spinning/rolling smiley face!)

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PSU to the powerplay. A Plante in the box.

Holy saves!! I thought this would be a 5-4 slugfest but nope.

Nice PK from UMD. Still tied at 1, 6 to go.

THAT WENT IN???

UMD 11. 2-1 UMD. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT GO.

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Puck drop for the third period and it looks like there is nothing good open late.

Woof, PSU goalie with a juicy rebound. Luckily stays out.

If this goes into OT idek how I get back to the hotel lmao.

Awkward Dad Dance Cam. I've seen fucking everything. Get me out of here.

I was gonna ask if Cerrato was alive but I see him on the bench!

Idk what Bulldogs fans are barking and yipping near me for every time a Bulldog has the puck but it is SO annoying.

Holy stop! Holy other stop!

That stayed out! Damn, Duluth goalie doing the splits.

"Let's go State" is annoying.

Stereax, how in the world do you watch the game AND write so much commentary!?!?!? Every time I thought about looking at my phone to make a post today at the game, the puck and players were flying all around and I couldn't keep up!
(insert emoji here of spinning/rolling smiley face!)

How the hell do you watch AND post so fast?

I'm 21 and have the texting speed of a lemur on cocaine

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3:08 left. They are SHELLING the PSU goalie. Can't even get a pull.

1:40. Off to the bench for the goalie off an icing.

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"Gavin, your mom's a MILF, score a goal!"

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ENG with 1.6 seconds left.

Oh, and Fink's hurt too.

[Jeff Hopkins '82]

How the hell do you watch AND post so fast?

I'm 21 and have the texting speed of a lemur on cocaine

That is an image I'll never forget.