Ashley Judd taunts

Started by tretiak, March 21, 2010, 10:38:25 PM

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Jim Hyla

Quote from: billhoward
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Quote from: rmandelDon't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/8/4/hollywood-star-ashley-judd-enrolls-at/

Isn't "Harvard sucks" sufficient for Ashley?
Well, a lot of us didn't know she went to Harvard. Harvard? If I read her Wikipedia entry correctly, she was something like 27 credits over for graduation there and thought she wasn't eligible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Judd And the entry also says she did pose in just a hockey jersey for the UK hockey team.

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And they played OSU and UM then. See,:-D I really do get Playboy for the stories.
"Cornell Fans Made the Timbers Tremble", Boston Globe, March/1970
Cornell lawyers stopped the candy throwing. Jan/2005

Swampy

Quote from: Swampy
Quote from: rmandelDon't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/8/4/hollywood-star-ashley-judd-enrolls-at/

Isn't "Harvard sucks" sufficient for Ashley?

We also could just say, "We'll trade you one Ann Coulter for an Ashley Judd."::cheer::

Jeff Hopkins '82

Quote from: Swampy
Quote from: Swampy
Quote from: rmandelDon't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/8/4/hollywood-star-ashley-judd-enrolls-at/

Isn't "Harvard sucks" sufficient for Ashley?

We also could just say, "We'll trade you one Ann Coulter for an Ashley Judd."::cheer::

Cheer:  "You take Coulter.  We'll take Judd."  Repeat ad nauseum.

billhoward

Minor ruckus when Kansas got Samantha Ryan courtside sides to the game. http://ncaabasketball.fanhouse.com/2010/03/04/porn-star-samantha-ryan-given-floor-seats-by-kansas-assistant-co/

Legal issues over a spoof of Samantha's tastes: http://kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=47840.
Quote from: Kentucky Sports RadioTop 5 reasons being a UK fan is better than being Samantha Ryan

(1.) We are content with the fact that most of our guys could be "one and done." Samantha Ryan can't stomach the thought

(2.) Kentucky can take six highly touted recruits, combine them with seven hungry players, and make the best team in the nation. Samantha Ryan can take 13 guys, at once, and make her father disappointed.

(3.) A great day to UK fans includes bourbon and horses. A great day to Samantha Ryan includes bourbon and... well... horses.

(4.) UK fans erupt after watching the Wildcats' good penetration, going back door, and slamming it in. On second thought, Samantha does, too.

(5.) Earlier this season, Ben Roethlisberger came in Rupp Arena...Hmmm we're not so different after all.

Are you sure you're not a Kentucky fan, Samantha?

Supposedly Samantha's lawyers said, "The above statements are false and defamatory. We have also been informed of similar defamatory statements and statements that portray our client in a false light made on the air. These statements constitute actionable defamation and false light. Further, there is an unauthorized photograph of our client on the site. We hereby demand that you immediately remove the article from your website. We also demand that in its place, you post a correction stating that the statements made were untrue. We also demand that you correct on air the fact that the statements made about our client on your broadcast were untrue." Libeling or defaming a porn star seems like a hard one to prove.

If you've got time to kill, this thread has a few choice comments ("gotta be a pony somewhere") including the historian who recalled the Wilt Chamberlain and Samantha Ryan are both Jayhawk alums. http://www.aseaofblue.com/2010/3/22/1385984/samantha-ryans-lawyer-threatens

Wonder if Samantha could whip up a Go CU video overnight?

RichH

Quote from: Jeff Hopkins '82
Quote from: Swampy
Quote from: Swampy
Quote from: rmandelDon't forget, she is currently enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School.

http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/8/4/hollywood-star-ashley-judd-enrolls-at/

Isn't "Harvard sucks" sufficient for Ashley?

We also could just say, "We'll trade you one Ann Coulter for an Ashley Judd."::cheer::

Cheer:  "You take Coulter.  We'll take Judd."  Repeat ad nauseum.

Please. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/03/24/2010-03-24_ann_coulter_causes_firestorm_by_telling_muslim_to_take_a_camel_as_alternative_to.html

billhoward

In the context, maybe Coulter telling a Muslin student (that rather than fly) to "take a camel" had an element of humor in it. Maybe. The run-up to the quip was pure Coulter, suggesting Muslims shouldn't be allowed on planes. Maybe we'll now see a post, "Five reasons why camels are better than Ann Coulter" and you know the penultimate reason will have hump in it.

scoop85

Quote from: billhowardIn the context, maybe Coulter telling a Muslin student (that rather than fly) to "take a camel" had an element of humor in it. Maybe. The run-up to the quip was pure Coulter, suggesting Muslims shouldn't be allowed on planes. Maybe we'll now see a post, "Five reasons why camels are better than Ann Coulter" and you know the penultimate reason will have hump in it.

What a poor excuse for a human being.

billhoward

Ann would reply, "You're just jealous because I was Arts & Sciences - the real Cornell - unlike that Olberman retard." But how smart was she? Wasn't this the woman who dated Bob Guccione Jr.? Which would put Ann up there in male-partner choices with Cher and her dynamic duo of Sonny Bono and Gregg Allman (and then Cher went natural-foods and claimed she didn't want any unnatural objects in her - you supply the punchline).