Caption writing contest

[billhoward]

This little house ad popped on my Facebook page. Perhaps you can suggest a suitable caption, add-on, or rejoinder. Be nice: He is a Cornellian. He has hosted Cornell events at NHL HQ. We no longer have the bright orange puck. I've learned to live with Chico Resch doing color for the Devils.

[FB text if you can't see the house ad:]
"Gary Bettman
"Help him find his friends.
"Suggest friends for him."

[clear]