Zamboni driver exempt from DUI charge but not horsewoman

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http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2823786

Now what if he was driving an Olympia?

Or making a midnight munchie run in Boise, ID? ::rolleyes::

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4188/is_20061126/ai_n16875434

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... is illegal, at least in Alabama.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=9371098

I'll leave it to others to insert favorite Red-neck comments.